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AKAnon
AKAnon
February 7, 2014 4:49 pm

OK-the grenade launcher and the plants may be out of line, by why is having a bunch of weapons and ammunition a crime in Texas? In Austin maybe, but in Galveston?

Dan
Dan
February 7, 2014 5:02 pm

1,000 marijuana plants, he must of gone from taking a bite out of crime to taking a bite out of doritos.

Marc
Marc
February 7, 2014 5:59 pm

Had the same event taken place in Colorado I wonder what the outcome would have been. Possessing ammunition isn’t illegal in most jurisdictions. I have no idea what their penalty is for “excess” marijuana plants. There have been numerous types of grenade launchers made over the years. Some older military rifles, now popular with collectors, would certainly qualify as grenade launchers since they were once used for that purpose in wars and other conflicts. Without grenades, however, they are nothing more than additions to a collections, home decor items, or useless junk collecting dust in basements, attics, and garages.

Stucky
Stucky
February 7, 2014 6:43 pm

This is Richard Talley. He was 57 He’s the founder of American Title Services in Centennial, Colorado. It seems he was a bad man … the Feds were investigating him.

He’s dead now. The coroner report stated the guy committed suicide by …….. ‘SHOOTING HIMSELF EIGHT TIMES IN HEAD WITH A NAIL GUN”.

There’s a fail in there, somewhere.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2553964/CEO-commits-suicide-nail-gun-company-investigation.html

AWD
AWD
February 7, 2014 7:44 pm

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exarmyguy
exarmyguy
February 8, 2014 2:06 pm

having nailed three fingers together one cool autumn day, i can assure those interested, it doesnt hurt going in, but just give it about five seconds. eight nails pretty quick and maybe you’d be done in before it really hurt. maybe.course i think making that set of shots even oswald couldnt do

bahahaha…..fucking Oswald..lol

my brother is a carpenter…I borrowed his framing nailer with the safety piece missing and proceeded to nail my foot to the floor with the damn thing. no way, and I mean no possible way you shoot your self more than once with a nailer. and I’m going to need to see the toxicology report.

AKAnon
AKAnon
February 8, 2014 3:39 pm

This isn’t the first reported nail-gun suicide attempt. I recall reading about a few cases 30+ years ago, and I don’t think the dudes even finished themselves off, after multiple nails. Of course, they were nobody retards, as far as I know. Probably drunk and/or high, I would guess. Then there is the famous case of Phineas Gage, who lived a long time with a giant steel spike through his brain (that was before nail guns). He did OK, but it reportedly changed his entire personality.

Let’s think this Richard Talley thing thru-whether he was a good or bad man notwithstanding, he could not have been a flaming moron to get where he was in life. And presumably not a fan of self-inflicted pain, inclined to gamble that he might turn himself into a vegetable. So why would this guy choose to off himself with a nail gun? Of all the techniques available to finish yourself off, I would put “nail gun to the noggin” near the bottom of my list. Smells fishy to me.