FRIDAY FAIL

See, I Thought You Were Supposed to Toss the Salad...

So, Number One Only?

Every Time You Feel Like You've Failed in Life, Just Remember That This Man Has Been Arrested for Trying to Have Sex With a Pool Raft. Four Times.

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

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Spider-Man is a Little too Happy in This Sculpture by a South Korean Artist

The piece, apparently overlooking a public park and playground in South Korea, is creating some controversy for its somewhat… prominent… features. According to its designer Eunsuk Yoo, this is the explanation behind the extra-tingly Spidey-Sense:

I am the artist who made this piece. My reason for it was that I wanted apply the natural physical phenomenon to a superhero depict whats’s natural in the morning without lies and superficial-ness in a comical way.

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TE
TE
June 13, 2014 3:19 pm

Oh my, thank you, thank you, thank you.

My son and I just wasted five minutes laughing our fool heads off.

Nice way to (nearly) end the day at work!

AWD
AWD
June 13, 2014 3:28 pm

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End Father’s Day!

The evidence is clear that “fathers” are not only unnecessary to the idea of the “family” (which itself is a ludicrous, anti-revolutionary idea, except when it isn’t), they are counteractive and dangerous. This is despite what the KooKooKluxKlan, extreme-right-wing, racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic, archaic Neanderthals would tell you.

Obviously, the clear and present solution is to eliminate the idea of the father entirely. Our good friends in the state-controlled media have done a good job of that for many decades now, portraying fathers and all men as the clumsy, oppressing, scumbucket, deadbeat bastards that they are. How dare they even try to start up a conversation with the all-knowing, all-perfect creature that is the modern womyn? Downright sickening!

Of course some of the aforementioned teatard cave-dwellers will say “But Comrade”—and how dare they call us that, those treasonous traitors—”not all men are like that!” If that is indeed true, and we have no reason to believe that it is since 97% of all people we asked on the street family experts said it’s true, then it does not matter anyway, since every womyn will face those kinds of threats and unwanted attention many times in her life. Even something as innocent as her skimpy fashionable wardrobe could cause them to act like that.

As we noted earlier, and as you all well know, the whole idea of fathers and mothers anyway is outdated. The State must ultimately step in and become the true father and mother of all its revolutionary children!

So, just as #BringBackOurGirls and #YesAllWomen went viral, let us follow up that tremendous success with this new hashtag!

All men are created evil!
#EndFathersDay!

AWD
AWD
June 13, 2014 3:29 pm

If you think you might know who your daddy is ….

Get him a tie, and help end “Fathers’ Day”

You are a Child of the Collective™
We will teach you to remember that …

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AWD
AWD
June 13, 2014 3:38 pm

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AWD
June 13, 2014 3:43 pm

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June 13, 2014 3:48 pm

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June 13, 2014 3:54 pm

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Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
June 13, 2014 4:16 pm

The dog with the woody…classic!