If you’re a member of the ruling elite, you should probably just shut the fuck up and enjoy your life of luxury and privilege. Once you open your mouth and try to act like one of the peasants, the hypocrisy overwhelms your bullshit. Not only did Chelsea inherit Hillary’s good looks, she inherited her ability to put her foot in her mouth.

Here’s How Little Chelsea Clinton Cares About Money, In Dollars

Boring, vacuous first daughter’s purchases speak louder than her words.


Chelsea Clinton doesn’t care about money as sincerely as her parents struggle to make ends meet.

In the latest Clinton money quote, the career first daughter pronounced in a Fast Company interview that she has “tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents. I was curious if I could care about [money] on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t. That wasn’t the metric of success that I wanted in my life.”

How indifferent is she to the lure of filthy lucre? Clinton is currently pulling down $600,000 per year for the kind of no-show job you probably thought had disappeared with the demise of the American mafia. She is officially employed as an on-air correspondent for NBC News even though she hasn’t appeared on NBC for the past four months. Clips of Clinton’s work for the Peacock Network are hard to find online, and one of the few accessible segments — her interview with the GEICO gecko — reveals that NBC’s coaching failed to improve her affectless voice, lazy delivery and absolute lack of charm, charisma or talent. According to Berkeley inequality specialist and Thomas Piketty collaborator Emmanuel Saez, an annual salary of $394,000 qualifies one to be part of the “One Percent” of wealthiest Americans.

According to Associated Press, NBC wanted to avoid an apparent conflict of interest as Clinton busies herself with outside work for her parents’ foundation. Would that all journalists could pocket $50,000 each month merely for not actively souring their employers’ good name.

Clinton is so unconcerned with money that she shelled out $10.3 million of the worthless stuff just last spring to buy a swanky pad near Manhattan’s Flatiron Building. Her 2010 wedding to Marc Mezvinsky cost an estimated $3.3 million.

Chelsea Clinton’s 5,000-square-foot apartment overlooking Madison Square Park features four bedrooms, five-and-a-half baths, oak floors, Italian marble bathrooms, a temperature-controlled storage room, and access to a key-locked elevator, the New York Daily News reported. Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez had been considering the residence before Clinton and Mezvinsky nabbed it.

And how does someone who doesn’t care about money spend twice as much on a wedding as the average American earns in a lifetime? You start with not one but two dresses by acclaimed designer Vera Wang, who attended the wedding. CBS News estimates the cost of the laser-cut organza-skirted gown she wore down the aisle to be $24,900. The price of the second Vera Wang dress, a Grecian-inspired gown for the reception, is unknown.

A trendy gardenia bouquet is a must-have for brides unconcerned with money. Six gardenias usually go for $85, and $500 is a pittance for a chic bunch of gardenias and white roses that will harmonize an understated ivory look. If you are consistent in choosing best-of-the-best designer flowers, it’s likely the total wedding flower bill will reach $500,000. To finish off the accessories, choose $250,000 worth of jewelry, consisting of diamond drop earrings and a small diamond bracelet.

Next, you call La Tulipe Desserts in Mount Kisco, New York and drop $10,000 on a 500-pound, four-foot Presidential Cake, complete with 1,000 edible sugar flowers. La Tulipe’s prices start at twelve dollars per slice, and the whole thing is gluten-free, to ensure that you’ll be paying all that money for a cake that doesn’t even taste good.

Dinner was also gluten-free, vegan, and—including hors d’oeuvres, the first course, and the entrée—around $125,000 for the 500 guests. This is in addition to a $250,000 rehearsal dinner at the historic Beekman Arms and Delameter Inn. If the $30,000 estimate for alcohol is correct, Clinton spent more on wine, cocktails, and champagne than the average American spends on the entire wedding. The couple saved on tents, however, which only cost Clinton about one year’s NBC salary. The New York Daily News budgeted tents at $600,000. These weren’t your standard tents, however. They were fitted with glass walls, flooring, and climate control.

Maybe the groom’s family pitched in. Like his bride, Mezvinsky is the spawn of a political power couple — two former members of Congress — who can’t be bothered to worry about money: convicted felon Edward Mezvinsky and serial schnorrer Marjorie Margolies Mezvinsky.

But does Clinton care about money fundamentally? You don’t need to care about it fundamentally when you can spend it superfluously.


  1. Little bitch doesn’t care about money, big bitch claims she doesn’t have any, and anybody see shitforbrains Biden yesterday?

    Claims he’s just a poor guy in a moderately priced suit, no bank account, no stocks, no bonds, but a decent salary and pension.
    What is it with these dumbass democrats? All trying to out-poor the other dumbass democrat.

  2. Do you realize Chelsea will be the only ‘first kid’ twice?……..and fuck if she didn’t fall outta the ugly tree like mom and hit every branch on the way down – from Moochelle to Schillary and everything in between. Fuck sakes, Bill will be the First……Man (?) for the first time? I’m not feeling well right now, tums please.

  3. Im sure her vagina is quite ordinary it’s her DNA that causes one some inner turmoil or if that is the reason for the anti-Bill emotion I get when I think of Hillary in the oval office.

  4. @Kill Bill, no way – he’ll send in one of his body doubles to do the dirty work. Bill can’t afford the therapy required since they’re

  5. Along with failing at not caring about money, she also failed at not caring about the face she was born with. (I admit it…meow meow. Can’t fault her completely for wanting to improve a little bit on the hand she was dealt when it came to ‘attractiveness genes’.)



  6. Absolute twunt. Apparently no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Seriously doubt she will survive post-SHTF Day. BC-LR to all

  7. Dumb horse-face cunt, her mom’s a dyke, first lesbian president, reigning queen of the FSA, and Saul Alinsky apostle. WE’RE DOOMED.

    Socialism under Obama, communism under Hillary… it Danno


    Chelsea Strikes Blow for Wymyn’s Rights & Income Inequality

    Washington, DC – Glorious advocate for Wymyn’s Rights and the Income Inequality ™ pay gap imposed on the female gender by the evil, capitalist ReThuglicans spoke today about her struggle to improve working conditions for all wymyn.

    “My upbringing, like so many women, consisted of education opportunities at the Sidwell Friends School, Stanford, Oxford, Columbia and NYU. Despite my underprivileged background, I was able to obtain degrees in History, International Relations and Public Health Administration which fully qualified me for the career role that allowed me to break through the glass ceiling of televised journalism.”

    In November 2011, NBC announced that they hired Clinton as a special correspondent. One of her roles was reporting feature stories about “Making a Difference” for NBC Nightly News and Rock Center with Brian Williams. Clinton spent a total of 23 minutes on-the-air and was compensated $600,000 or $26,000 per minute.

    “I was able to reach a pay wage that was nearly equal to Brian Williams – a man – because of my comparable skills and experience. If every women could be compensated at $1,560,000 per hour as a minimum wage, we would vanquish income inequality in America, like….forever.”

    The White House was so enamored of the idea, they immediately rushed legislation over to Capitol Hill proposing a hike to make the minimum wage $1,560,000 per hour.

    In totally unrelated news, the Dow Jones industrial average dove 15,041 points today from its previous high of 16,578. Additionally, 479 of the Fortune 500 filed petitions of bankruptcy in Federal court.

  8. Too bad that vacuous, ugly fucking cunt didn’t spend some of the money she doesn’t care about on a fucking bag to put over her head…

    Bitch looks like Alice the Goon from the old Popeye cartoons..



  9. “and fuck if she (Chelsea Clinton) didn’t fall outta the ugly tree like mom and hit every branch on the way down”


  10. Okay, so she’s not very attractive (yuck) but I’m sure she has a great personality, right.

    “This woman is one of the most boring people of her era”—-Washington Post

    Oops! Never mind.

  11. Kind of reminds me of another ignorant gal a while back that made the statement “let them eat cake”. When the SHTF she didn’t do so well shortly after that. Yea Chelsea you have an interesting future to look forward to, it won’t be money you’ll need to worry about.

  12. Yeah, but she has lips that scream “Let me blow you!”

    Chelsea’s transformation …. from double-bag ugly to single bag

  13. An intimate father-daughter moment …. mastering the blow job.

    “Don’t worry, Precious. You can swallow it.”

  14. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf.

  15. Stucky,

    Dude, all the heinous, repugnant shit I’ve seen over the years.. and you just trumped them all. Never been so uncomfortable in my life..

    What is WRONG with you?

  16. Look at the picture of Chelsea in T4C’s comment, and also Stucky’s video of Chelsea in his comment. Notice her big lips? That’s because Chelsea is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell and not Bill Clinton.

    Dave Martin, historian and political commentator known as “DC Dave” on the internet: “First, the evidence that Chelsea is Webb Hubbell’s daughter is strong and has been out there for quite a while. I first heard it from Chris Ruddy around 1994. He said it was all over over Arkansas.” Chris Ruddy, a journalist and the owner of NewsMax, was a long time Clinton antagonist. Ruddy has now made some sort of a deal and has “gone over to the dark side” with the Clintons, to the puzzlement and dismay of his conservative friends who just shake their heads whenever Ruddy’s name comes up.

    So if most or all of the high level political and journalistic insiders know that Chelsea is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell and not Bill Clinton , it is time that YOU knew, even if it is 21 years too late because it says a lot about the Clintons, the dysfunction in their lifestyles, the deceptions they have pulled on people and it perfectly illustrates that Hillary is not some sort of victim of Bill”s epic philandering, but rather an adultery perp herself and a malevolent & cynical force in covering up all this “Jerry Springer” insanity.

    Some Clinton quotes: “C’mon, Bill put your dick up. You can’t fuck her here.” – Hillary to Bill at a political event.

    “What the fuck do you think you’re doing? I know who that whore is. I know what she’s here for. Get her out of here.” – Hillary referring to one of Bill’s girlfriends.

    “These women are all trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” – Hillary

    “I need to be fucked more than twice a year.” – Hillary to Bill.

    Hillary in the early years of her faux marriage with Bill, refused to take the Clinton name and insisted on being called by her maiden name Hillary Rodham. It was only for political reasons and after a crushing 1980 governor’s race loss that Hillary put “Clinton” as her last name and cleaned up her personal appearance.

    So if Hillary was not having sex with Bill Clinton then who was she having sex with? Answer: Webb Hubbell, Vince Foster and a string of lesbian lovers. Hillary said in 1978 that she was going to fuck Webb Hubbell to make Rose Law firm.

    Chelsea Clinton in fact bears a striking resemblance to Webb Hubbell. She has very big lips and a weak chin…just like Hubbell. Bill has thin lips and a strong chin. The resemblance of Chelsea and Hubbell is most pronounced in pictures of Chelsea as a young teenager. The adult Chelsea has had plastic surgery to take out the Hubbell gumminess of her lower lips. Webb Hubbell, in his autobiography, says that his own father used to say that he had “nigger lips.” Must be an Arkansas saying.

    The Clintons for years have gone to great lengths to pretend to be something they are not: a family. To this day, Bill often refers to Hillary as “wife” despite the fact he has been kicked out of her house a long time ago. And Hillary refers to Bill as her “husband” despite the fact that Hillary knew Bill was completely sexually unhinged long before the day she “married” Bill on Oct 11,1975

    The fact that Chelsea is the biological daughter of Webb Hubbell – and she is – the Clinton’s most shameful secret. This fact is so discrediting to the notion of Hillary as some sort of innocent victim of Bill’s decades long epic, unhinged and blatant philandering. The Clintons for decades have tried to cover up who they actually are. “Husband and wife” as they tell us with a straight face today? Bill? A husband of Hillary? Bill is not even the biological father of Chelsea!

  17. Scott

    I forgot all about that; remember reading it.

    So here’s Webb and his daughter(?).


    I think this is a closer match


  18. Billy says:


    Dude, all the heinous, repugnant shit I’ve seen over the years.. and you just trumped them all. Never been so uncomfortable in my life..

    What is WRONG with you?

    Stick around, Billy. You have not seen or gone through Sensetti’s photographically induced castration. It’s completely painless, you’ll go from bull to steer in 10 seconds.

  19. “What is WRONG with you? ” ——— Billy

    What is wrong wif ME?????

    What is wrong wif all da people voting thumbs up on those pics??

  20. “Dude, all the heinous, repugnant shit I’ve seen over the years.. and you just trumped them all.”
    ———- Billy

    Oh, really?

    How about this one?

    GO USA!! WE’RE #1 !!

  21. fuck you guys. you’re just jealous dicks.
    me rich, you not.
    me famous, you not.
    me glamorous, you not.
    me ivy league educated, you not.
    me talented, you not.
    me have a cavernous apartment (i got lost in it yesterday you dickless fucks), you not.
    me have jewish hubby, you not.
    me starring in new miniseries called “the new oligarchs”, you not.


  22. Stucky,

    The urge to tape my eyelids open, run outside and stare at the sun is overwhelming… except that fat fucking hogzilla would be the last thing I saw before burning out my retinas… and I can’t live with that memory…

  23. Hillary’s Book Sales Crash After 1st Week; Reviews Disastrous

    Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/26/2014 14:45 -0400

    While Piketty’s book was divisive, the reviews of Hillary Clinton’s new book “Hard Choices” are downright one-sided – and terrible. That likely explains why, as AP reports, sales have crashed 44% after an already disappointing first week. “Hard Choices” sold just 48,000 copies in its 2nd week; and following the same dismal path as Greenspan, Cramer, and Geithner; has been discounted 40% on Amazon already.

    As AP Reports,

    Sales for Hillary Rodham Clinton’s “Hard Choices” dropped sharply in its second week of publication, but her memoir remains the country’s most popular adult nonfiction book.

    According to Nielsen BookScan numbers released Wednesday, “Hard Choices” sold just over 48,000 copies last week, compared to around 85,000 the previous week. The figures do not include e-book sales. Publisher Simon & Schuster, which had announced that total first-week sales exceeded 100,000 copies, declined Wednesday to offer any numbers on the second week.

    Sales are far behind the pace of her previous memoir, “Living History,” which came out in 2003 and sold around 600,000 copies its first week.

    And the result – a 40% discount already…

    we suspect the discounts will rise as…

    It has been among the most publicized books of the year, with an advance print run of 1 million copies

  24. Gotta say Chelsea does look more like Web than Bill. Never heard that theory before.

    I’ve known a couple of young lawyer-politician couples closely, and they are extremely sick people. What’s described about Billary is stuff I’ve seen personally with people who don’t, yet, have political names. But want to.

  25. There are basically two classes these days, rich and those below $10 million. Isn’t it so odd how those with so much money always state how they don’t care about money? I’d like to see any of them live hand to mouth and then make that same statement. Money doesn’t matter until you don’t have any and the smallest bill comes due vs the most dire necessity.
    I believe this statement demonstrates just how out of touch the Clinton family is with the average American family.


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