Had a completely honest girlfriend once, long time ago. This conversation actually happened…
Her: “I’m thinking we need to break up.”
Me: “Wait! What? WHY?”
Her: “Well, your life is going in one direction, mine in another. I’d just rather break up now and get it over with before we become seriously emotionally attached. Hurts less that way when it eventually happens.”
Me: (pondering) “Oh… okay…”
(uncomfortable pause)
Me: “Wanna fuck once more for old times sake?”
Her: “Sure!”
Best breakup I ever….
IndenturedServant
June 19, 2015 2:24 pm
That Sam Adams Cherry beer is pretty good but damn! I’ll bet the guy that set that up caps himself grabbing it!
Anyone that likes grapefruit will absolutely love Leinenkugel’s Grapefruit Shandy. It blows their Summer Shandy away! It’s been near impossible to find on the shelves out west here as it sells fast!
Gone West
June 19, 2015 2:54 pm
Here’s a good one from a local Tully’s coffee. Math challenged?
I think we just found the perfect Christmas gift for Billy. Heh
robert h siddell jr
June 19, 2015 3:43 pm
She said “You don’t appreciate me”; later I learned she have a chance at a guy with more money and a bigger thing.
EL Coyote
June 19, 2015 4:12 pm
Is that brass handle at Stucky’s house? Thank goodness he unfriended me, imagine if I got invited over to his house o’ porn. Unless, he had a TBP party there..
Heh… “breakup lines”…
Had a completely honest girlfriend once, long time ago. This conversation actually happened…
Her: “I’m thinking we need to break up.”
Me: “Wait! What? WHY?”
Her: “Well, your life is going in one direction, mine in another. I’d just rather break up now and get it over with before we become seriously emotionally attached. Hurts less that way when it eventually happens.”
Me: (pondering) “Oh… okay…”
(uncomfortable pause)
Me: “Wanna fuck once more for old times sake?”
Her: “Sure!”
Best breakup I ever….
That Sam Adams Cherry beer is pretty good but damn! I’ll bet the guy that set that up caps himself grabbing it!
Anyone that likes grapefruit will absolutely love Leinenkugel’s Grapefruit Shandy. It blows their Summer Shandy away! It’s been near impossible to find on the shelves out west here as it sells fast!
Here’s a good one from a local Tully’s coffee. Math challenged?
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I think we just found the perfect Christmas gift for Billy. Heh
She said “You don’t appreciate me”; later I learned she have a chance at a guy with more money and a bigger thing.
Is that brass handle at Stucky’s house? Thank goodness he unfriended me, imagine if I got invited over to his house o’ porn. Unless, he had a TBP party there..
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