Happy Friday, for you LL, no question today. Finish this sentence. More useless than… or this one – Dumber than…
Question of the Day, Nov 20
Happy Friday, for you LL, no question today. Finish this sentence. More useless than… or this one – Dumber than…
Dumber than an Obama Executive Order.
More Useless than a Dominice penis.
More useless than an Injun blowing a kangaroo.
Dumber than a Robert Siddell bible commentary.
More useless than a dollar in a whore house.
More useless than Rhonda Rousey in her last match!
Dumber than a room full of college students!
The old standby’s:
More useless than tits on a boar hog.
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I worked with a guy once who modified it to:
More useless than tits on a goose.
More useless than a white crayon.
Useless as a two dollar pistol shooting uphill against the wind.
So stupid you can’t pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Useless as a one legged man at an asskicking.
More useless than a boot-full of dirty water.
More useless than a newspaper on fire in the kitchen sink.
More useless than a negro on welfare
Not that its exactly the same, but brother always used to say “faster than a witches tit” as a sign of uselessness or general disdain
Dumber than a : box of hair
Bag of dicks
Bag of sticks
Firewood
A stick of butter
Three legged ladder
Cold as: witches tit
Well diggers ass/hot as well diggers ass
Cold enough to make a duck go boo (anyone know what that means exactly?)
This type subject matter is near infinite
My father (born in 1902 on a farm in NY) used to tell me I “was as useful as a sore ass in fly time” when I did something dumb.
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
bb couldn’t direct a turd down a toilet
Dumber than Maxine Waters
As useless as an ejection seat in a helicopter
Dumber than a Nobel Prize for Jimmy, Al or Barack. More useless than Nancy Pelosi, Al Sharpton or Hillary Clinton. And my addition would be: The Lord of Unsubtle is: _______ (Stucky).
@ Mike in PA: More useless than those videos of your ol lady you insist on posting.
Useless as one more dumb liberal in California.
WC, if you actually had a non Government job or employees, you’d find them useful. Oh, and, BLOW ME!
Westcoaster says: @ Mike in PA: More useless than those videos of your ol lady you insist on posting.
That’s just sour grapes, if my ol’ lady was that hot, I’d post her reading cereal boxes.
@westcoaster Down south here in Ga. there is a law on the books concerning fighting words . It is legal . Come on down maam . Altho Mike is quite able to defend his wife’s honor . I would not tolerate your sissy assed snipe .. Your on the west coast? Really ? nevermind
Liberal? How many refugees you housing? Oh ,wait , you want others to pay for your idea’s.
Crap , I want the time back that I just wasted posting to some asswipe on the west coast . lol