Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
That’s a great plan, Walter. That’s f*ckin’ ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It’s a Swiss fuckin’ watch.
F*ck sympathy! I don’t need your f*ckin’ sympathy, man, I need my f*cking johnson!
That rug really tied the room together.
Yeah, well. The Dude abides.
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”. You’re Mr. Lebowski. I’m the Dude. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
The Dude – The Big Lebowski
Donny, you’re out of your element!
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Well, it was parked in the handicapped zone. Perhaps they towed it.
Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You’re goddamn right I’m living in the fucking past!
I mean, say what you want about the tenants of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.
You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
[pulls out a gun] Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Has the whole world gone CRAZY? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? You think I’m fuckin’ around, MARK IT ZERO!
You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam, of course.
Walter – The Big Lebowski
Let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I’ll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. … You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
-Jesus Quintana
The one thing The Dude never did in the movie was…….actually bowl. At the alley but never picked up a ball.
Interesting character, the Dude. I saw that movie when it came out, and thought it was funny, but I never would have thought it would become such a cult classic. Jeff Bridges was in my favorite movie, too, but not in my favorite scene. This guy…now he was an actor. I grew up surrounded by guys exactly like this character. He nailed it perfectly.