Difference Between God And Obama: God only takes Sundays off
Difference Between God And Obama: We don’t laugh at God
Difference Between God And Obama: God created Dogs, Obama eats them.
Difference Between God And Obama: God doesn’t think he’s Obama.
Difference Between God And Obama: Obama will take your right arm and your rib with nothing but an empty promise in return.
Difference Between God And Obama: God believes in Obama.
Difference Between God And Obama: God so loved the world. Obama so loved himself.
Difference Between God And Obama: God Loves America, or used to, before Obama was elected.
Difference Between God And Obama: God never paid lawyers to hide his documents
Difference Between God And Obama: God plagued Egypt and Obama.. oh wait.
Difference Between God And Obama: Nobody had to pass the Ten Commandments before knowing what was in them.
Difference Between God And Obama: Schoolchildren can’t openly worship God.
Difference Between God And Obama: God gave man free will. To make great mistakes or greatness. Obama doesn’t believe in free will.
Difference Between God And Obama: God giveth, Obama taketh away
Difference Between God And Obama: Liberals accept one as their lord & savior & live by his word.
Difference Between God And Obama: God only had 10 Commandments. Obama has MILLIONS
Difference Between God And Obama: Obama turns everything into WHINE
Difference Between God And Obama: God’s Laws are written in stone and don’t change to satisfy possible supporters.
Difference Between God And Obama: God gave Noah instructions on how to build a boat. Obama told him he didn’t build it.
Difference Between God And Obama: God worked 6 out of 7 days…
Difference Between God And Obama: God delivered a plague of locusts, Obama delivered a plague of welfare recipients.
Difference Between God And Obama: One said “.. in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart..” other said “punished with a baby”
Difference Between God And Obama: The DNC didn’t boo Obama 3 times
Difference Between God And Obama: One exists and the other one doesn’t. If you stop believing, Obama will disappear just like racism did.
Difference Between God And Obama: God doesn’t force you to sign up for his religion & tell you “If you like your psalm u can keep it”
Difference Between God And Obama: One is the creator of the Universe and the other is the anti-christ.
Difference Between God And Obama: God expects able bodied people to work. Obama doesn’t think anybody needs to work.
Difference Between God And Obama: Jesus saves, Obama spends..
Difference Between God And Obama: Jesus saves, Obama drones..
Difference Between God And Obama: God doesn’t use race or class to divide, he tells us to love one another.
Difference Between God And Obama: God knows that some people are irresponsible rather than “underprivileged.”
Difference Between God And Obama: God says not to covet thy neighbors goods. Obama not only covets but redistributes them too
Difference Between God And Obama: God is all knowing. Obama is always not-knowing.
Difference Between God And Obama: God performs miracles and gives life. Obama performs chaos, drones children and gives excuses.
Difference Between God And Obama: God spoke through his son, Jesus. Obama speaks only through his teleprompter.
Difference Between God And Obama: God banished Lucifer; Obama’s mentor dedicated a book to him.
Difference Between God And Obama: God’s chosen people wandered in the desert for 40 years; Obama’s people wandered in healthcare.gov for 40 weeks.
Difference Between God And Obama: God unleashed ten plagues on Pharaoh; Obama just signed him up for Obamacare.
Difference Between God And Obama: God spake unto Moses; Obama spake unto giggling idiot college students.
Difference Between God And Obama: If you don’t believe in God you’re an atheist. If you don’t believe in Obama you’re a racist.
Difference Between God And Obama: God encourages you to be productive; Obama is happy to liberate you from your job.
Difference Between God And Obama: God doesn’t have a birth certificate either.
Difference Between God And Obama: God destroyed Sodom & Gomorrah; 0bama rebuilt.
Difference Between God And Obama: God issues commandments. Obama issues executive orders.
Difference Between God And Obama: God’s son didn’t look like Trayvon.
Difference Between God And Obama: God raised the oceans. Obama says he will lower them.
Difference Between God And Obama: Jesus fed thousands by the power of God. Obama fed millions by food stamps and other people’s money.
Difference Between God And Obama: God didn’t have a “Previous Administration” to blame.
” … it is impossible for God to lie …” ——– Hebrews 6:18
It is impossible for Obama to tell the truth.
So it will be that when the Lord has completed all His work on Mount Zion and on Jerusalem, He will say, “I will punish the fruit of the arrogant heart of the king of Assyria and the pomp of his haughtiness.” 13For he has said, “By the power of my hand and by my wisdom I did this, For I have understanding; And I removed the boundaries of the peoples And plundered their treasures, And like a mighty man I brought down their inhabitants, 14And my hand reached to the riches of the peoples like a nest, And as one gathers abandoned eggs, I gathered all the earth; And there was not one that flapped its wing or opened its beak or chirped.”…