KEYSTONE GREEN ALTERNATIVES

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Stucky
Stucky
April 26, 2014 10:30 am

I would be glad to contribute to the “Happy Juice” pipeline. We’d be energy independent in no time at all.

Doug
Doug
April 26, 2014 10:38 am
AWD
AWD
April 26, 2014 11:00 am

It’s pretty amazing,

I used to support environmentalism, if in a limited way, I like the earth. Then Obama was elected, and now I hate environmentalists and green motherfuckers.

I used to like black people. I even went to Africa a couple of times on medical mission trips to help. Then Obama was elected, and I don’t like black people anymore (at least the ones in the media), and they hate me.

I used to try and understand liberals, and accommodate their viewpoint. Then Obama was elected, and I hate liberals with a passion; they are destroying our country.

I used to put up with government interference in healthcare. Then Obama was elected and passed Obamacare, now I hate healthcare and government interference.

I used to feel the need to help people less fortunate that me. Then Obama was elected, and doubled the size of the FSA, and increased welfare spending by 45% to $1 trillion a year. Now I’m angry about the FSA parasites.

I used to be indifferent to the government. Then Obama was elected, and now I hate the government with a passion. It’s us versus them, and a civil war is coming.

Obama has destroyed this country, in so many ways I can’t keep track anymore.

SSS
SSS
April 26, 2014 1:37 pm

“I hate environmentalists and green motherfuckers.”
—-AWD

They are totally irrational. They’re the leading supporters of adding more green power to the grid, particularly wind and solar. At the same time, they are the very same people who throw up legal and bureaucratic roadblocks to proposals to build wind and solar farms.

I simply cannot wrap my mind around that degree of stupidity.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
April 26, 2014 9:00 pm

Why the fuck would Americans want to build a pipeline carrying oil sludge (tar sands) all the way across the middle of the country, over the top of several aquifers (that supply water for our “breadbasket”) all for the purpose of not adding one drop of gasoline supply for those same Americans?
The dis-info on this project is unbelievable. The plan is to route the sludge to the Gulf for refining with the finished product being loaded onto tankers for foreign delivery.
Why assume all the risk and none of the benefit (except to make some .01% mfer richer).

SSS
SSS
April 26, 2014 11:03 pm

“The plan is to route the sludge to the Gulf for refining with the finished product being loaded onto tankers for foreign delivery.”
—-Westcoaster

Do you have any facts, not opinion, to back up that stupid statement? Any? The fucking gullibility of some people to find shit they want to believe is beyond belief.

davel
davel
April 27, 2014 10:58 am

Westcoaster:
There is ALREADY a Keystone pipline carrying tar sands across parts of this country. Where the fuck have you been prior to this proposed expansion? Just another band wagon jumper who doesn’t have enough fucking brain power to light a bulb.?