WELCOME TO THE WORLD CUP FROM BRAZIL’S FINEST

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Tommy
Tommy
June 12, 2014 3:36 pm

As a hockey fan, those soccer fans just scare the hell outta me. There’s crazy, then there’s bat shit crazy.

bb
bb
June 12, 2014 3:51 pm

As a pro wrestling fan, those hockey fans just scare the hell outta me ,There’s crazy ,then there’s bat shit crazy.

Econman
Econman
June 12, 2014 4:01 pm

Whoa, bb actually made a funny comment, even though it was basically a stolen comment.
Has bb turned the corner to actually adding something to the site?

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2014 4:04 pm

Well, the World Cup thread has disappeared before the games have started, so I’ll stick this here.

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THE GAMES ARE UNDERWAY!!! GO CROATIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This was posted by Admin in another thread today

‘FRANCE’S FABIUS SAYS INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY MUST DEAL WITH IRAQ SITUATION URGENTLY

FRANCE’S FABIUS SAYS JIHADIST SURGE PUTS TERRITORIAL UNITY OF IRAQ IN DOUBT AND IS MAJOR RISK FOR REGIONAL STABILITY

FRANCE’S FABIUS SAYS INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY MUST DEAL WITH IRAQ SITUATION URGENTLY

Hey Frenchie! You see why I hate the French? I’m betting you hate them too, deep down in your dark Frenchie heart.

Econman
Econman
June 12, 2014 4:08 pm

He should change his name to Faggius:
The international community should’ve done something before the illegal invasion.

In cops going batshit crazy news:
http://www.policestateusa.com/2014/norma-maldonado/

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2014 4:14 pm

10 minutes into the game ……….BRAZIL IS DOWN A GOAL !!!!

OWN GOAL!!!

BRAZIL IS DOWN!!!
BRAZIL IS DOWN!!!
BRAZIL IS DOWN!!!

WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tommy
Tommy
June 12, 2014 4:26 pm

Doesn’t matter, those rabid fuckers will trash and burn and loot whether they win or lose – (except losing ensures scorched earth) once the crowd gets going it’ll just keep going till they’ve leveled what they have, hmmmmm this sounds familiar.

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 12, 2014 4:29 pm

My boss is Brazilian. He is currently hunkered down in his office with the door closed. I think he is ignoring skype too.

Leobeer
Leobeer
June 12, 2014 5:02 pm

How many total goals will be scored by the winning team in the tournament (including the Group Stage, and including extra time goals, but not shootouts)?

Stucky says the winning team is going to score only 5 goals in 7 games. What are you smoking?

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2014 5:59 pm

Leo

I didn’t even read the question. I ASSUMED the question was total goals in the final game …. similar to basketball.

Oh well.

Stucky
Stucky
June 12, 2014 6:09 pm

And a Billion people just saw why it’s so hard to beat Brazil on their home turf.

We just saw the two worst things about soccer; flopping and phantom calls. No wonder many Americans hate the game.

Here’s what happened. First of all, the Jap ref made a call that is rarely made in the penalty area. A Croat and a Monkey (aka, Brazilian playa) fight for the ball in the penalty area. Croat BARELY touches Monkey’s face. Monkey falls to ground flopping like a fish out of water. Jap ref calls foul, resulting in Penalty Shot, which Monkey makes. It changed the entire complexion of the game, in which the Croats abused the Monkeys. Even the chickeshit Brit announcers were stunned with the call.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Jap ref was paid off by FIFA …. “under no circumstances can you allow Brazil to lose!”. Japs shouldn’t be refs anyway. How the hell can they see out of those slits for eyes?

Fuck FIFA.
Fuck Jap refs.
FUCK BRAZIL. I’ll be cheering for 31 other teams … even Ghana.

harry p.
harry p.
June 12, 2014 8:16 pm

Stucky,
That game is exactly what i meant when i was talking about the us having a chance; croatia got screwed on the penalty flop but honestly the croatia goalie should have saved all the goals including the pk.
I could see the us pulling out a 1:0 win over portugal similar to what croatia should have pulled off.

And yes, fuck brazil, fifa and that inconsistent japfuk ref.

harry p.
harry p.
June 12, 2014 8:31 pm

Howard makes those 3 saves

Thinker
Thinker
June 12, 2014 10:45 pm
SVarghese
SVarghese
June 13, 2014 3:35 am

What about the other 2 goals? Those were not penalties.

Stucky
Stucky
June 13, 2014 8:02 am

SVarghese

The game should have ended 1-1.

We already know the penalty call was bullshit. The penalty put Brazil up one goal. It changed the complexion of the game … teams play differently when they are trailing, especially as the time winds down and they are forced to take chances pushing the ball forward and therefore leaving the defense more vulnerable.

It was a shit game for Brazil. If they keep playing like that, they won’t win squat.

SVarghese
SVarghese
June 14, 2014 1:59 am

Stucky,

I agree for sure that if they play like it they can kiss the cup goodbye.

But every team which wins the tournament has their share lucky moments. Sometimes it is in the form of a favorable call or sometimes an impossible goal or even an opponent’s mistake. The hand of god goal – if you remember. In football the element of luck is slightly higher than in other sports. You can dominate for 75% of the time but end up by a solitary goal. This is where high scoring sports basketball and American football fare better.

The losing team also get their share of lucky moments like the one which Croatia got but they rarely get mentioned.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 14, 2014 4:11 am

It makes no sense to have the clock count UP. None whatsoever. And all that play acting shit is gay as fuck.

harry p.
harry p.
June 14, 2014 6:49 am

iska,
the clock is counting up bc it is only an estimate and doesn’t stop (other than HT), the refs control the exact time. if it was counting down then when it showed 0:00 it would have to end at that moment but there is almost always stoppage time and even a 90 min game with 4 mins of stoppage time probably goes to something like 90:04:24, its the refs discretion and it doesn’t stop for injuries or time wasting.
if i remember right, rugby is the same way.

a little anecdote, football (american), baseball basketball etc are have “rules, but soccer has “laws” (so does rugby).

yes, the flopping is horseshit, especially when they turn to the ref with a dramatic facial expression demanding a free-kick while they are still in flop free-fall. often games can be decided by a single goal and those can be a PK erroneously awarded, if fifa were serious about getting rid of it they would start suspending players who flop after the game footage is reviewed but oftentimes its some of the best (and most marketable) players who do it; that and fifa is a corrupt group of shitheads.

Frenchie
Frenchie
June 21, 2014 3:24 am

where’s your world cup review post, Stucky ?

sound of crickets…

bwaaaa haa haaa!
democracy at work