TOP 10 MESSI GOALS

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Steve Hogan
Steve Hogan
June 15, 2014 7:36 pm

Messi is the man.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
June 15, 2014 8:52 pm

Going up against that guy would be almost demoralizing!

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
June 15, 2014 10:34 pm

He kinda looks like a nintendo mii running down the field, or one of those magnetic football figures on a vibrating metal sheet.

It would be interesting to know which God he claims, since no one is that good without selling out to one or the other.

Think I’m kidding?

Nonanonymous
Nonanonymous
June 15, 2014 10:34 pm

Awsome video!

backwardsevolution
backwardsevolution
June 16, 2014 12:45 am

Master at dribbling, shielding, passing, chip shots over goalie’s head, turning on a dime – and speed. Great player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOuyyWfznYw

Stucky
Stucky
June 16, 2014 9:13 am

He’s so damn hard to contain, forever. In a 90 minute game all he needs is about 10 seconds to destroy the hopes of a country. One fuckup by the other side and BOOM, it results in a tap-in, a lob, or a rocket goal … The Dream Destroyer.

Ronaldo has the same abilities. A Portugal-Argentina game would be a special one.