A 6-year-old boy survived after being run over by a careless driver in Jining City, east China’s Shandong Province. The boy was playing at the side of a driveway and a red SUV drove over him. Unexpectedly, the boy stood up and ran over to the other side of the street.
“Jeez, I better get outta here! Mom’s gonna kill me if that guy in the SUV tells her I busted something on his car.”
He ain’t that tough ….. he was holding his back afterwards …. PUSSY!!
Alternate funny comment #2 …..
Now there’s a kid who DUCKED !!!
RIP Smokey
Ex-wifes sister, whose husband, at that time, was a flight engineer on AWACS trainers, took to drink, or mebbe it was pills, never got the whole story, but her son ended up walking home from some eatery, my daughter just happened to be visiting them in Kansas during summer recess. Her son, Zach, was sitting on the driveway curb when she drove up to the house. Ran him over. Shit. Crisis ensued. My daughter was in his moms SUV.
Tough kid. American born. Zach is now a nurse, works in Florida.. His mom was not charged. But now divorced from her husband.
Fuckity fuck fuck.
While living in Spain my friend and I were driving down a street in a residential neighborhood doing 20-30mph when this kid darted out between two cars. Kid was haulin’ ass too because he came from our right and the only part of him that seemed to get hit was his head with our left headlight. We weren’t even sure what had happened until he popped straight up a second later, looked at us and hauled ass. It was a black American kid! We got out and found the headlight broken but by then Jesse Owens Jr. was long gone! I walked around the corner to the National Police Station and told the cop what happened. He walked back with me, took a look around and told us that since the kid got hit in the street it was his fault. He didn’t even want to see ID or take the plate number. We had been told that was the law when we arrived in country but we still stood there flabbergasted.
These are the people who 20 or more years later their back, neck or some other joint is arthritic and in pain. They wonder why or how. They can’t figure out how it happened since “nothing happened”.
An hour later you want to run over another…
A little stand up comedy from HF.
George C is smiling.