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I don’t see Dartmouth on this list. Pansies.

Playboy Names UPenn Top Party School For 2014

Believe it or not, the University of Pennsylvania was named the top party school in the nation by Playboy magazine on Monday, making that the first time we can recall an Ivy League university claimed such a title.

Syracuse University, this year’s top party school according to the Princeton Review, was placed at No. 10 by Playboy for the 2014 countdown. Other known party animal hot spots like West Virginia University and the University of Iowa came in third and fifth, respectably. The University of Wisconsin-Madison scored the runner up slot.

“Casual sex is rampant, as coeds value careers over coupling,” Playboy writes. “Philly’s boisterous bar scene keeps off-campus-carousing options numerous. School-sponsored day drinking hits a high note during Spring Fling, an outdoor music fest that pulls in acts such as Passion Pit, Tyga and Janelle Monáe and turns the Quad into a sloshed mosh pit.”

As Playboy notes, UPenn does have an above and below ground Greek scene where bros make shopping trips to get 174 bottles of vodka. Still, we just watched the I’m Shmacked video for Penn’s “Spring Fling,” and it seems kind of tame compared to some of the other videos.

Playboy explained in an email that they determined the rankings based on “access to nightlife and musical events, and creativity when planning social gatherings.” The magazine also used information from the National Center for Education Statistics, the NCAA and the U.S. Economic Census.

Among Playboy’s “Party Pioneer” honors, Vassar was dubbed the “Coolest Indie Music Scene” and Oberlin College is named the “Sexiest Small School.”

It’s hard to draw too much of a line on the history of Playboy’s party school rankings, since they were sort of haphazard up until 2009, and have been annual since then. The first ranking appeared way back in January 1987, and popped up again in 2002 and 2006.

You can get the top 10 ranking below or pick up Playboy’s October 2014 issue for more details.

  • 10. Syracuse University
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  • 9. University of Texas
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  • 8. Colorado State University
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  • 7. University of Miami
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  • 6. University of California – Santa Cruz
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  • 5. University of Iowa
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  • 4. University of Arizona
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  • 3. West Virginia University
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  • 2. University of Wisconsin
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  • 1. University of Pennsylvania
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harry p.
harry p.
September 16, 2014 12:32 pm
TJF
TJF
September 16, 2014 12:39 pm

“Other known party animal hot spots like West Virginia University and the University of Iowa came in third and fifth, respectably.”

Respectably or respectively? I just had to point this out to see if Stucky can conjure up a picture of a tree or something.

Llpoh
Llpoh
September 16, 2014 12:55 pm

I am so ashamed. When I went to Dartmouth, Playboy refused to rank us (true story). They said they would not rank us as it was their policy to not rank professionals against amateurs.

At that point, Dartmouth was in a class all of its own. 3000 howling men, virtually no women, in a frozen hell hole out in the middle of nowhere for 200 years. The movie Animal House was based on Dartmouth. But fact is, Animal House was toned down, as no way in hell the truth could have been put in a movie.

They got partying down to a science. But then along came co-eds, and that was that.

TE
TE
September 16, 2014 1:01 pm

And this is why I am actively encouraging community college for the first two years. Please God, please.

And, while your/I’m at it, can you make it so education is still something of any value then? It’s ten years off, so, fingers crossed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 16, 2014 9:42 pm

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Hagar
Hagar
September 16, 2014 10:33 pm

Just more BS. BTW Playboy was ranking party schools as early as 1966. I remember that U of Florida was ranked #1 that year while the University of the South was not ranked because they were considered professionals. True…I was there in 1966 and we were very professional.

El Comandante
El Comandante
September 18, 2014 12:27 am

Dang bb, your a real party animal. You’ll have to teach me that someday.