Hat tip Dave L
An Italian doctor says: “In Italy, medicine is so advanced that we cut
off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is
looking for work.”
The Dutch doctor says: “That’s nothing, in Holland we take part of a
brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
The Canadian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The American doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Five years ago, we took
a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now,
the whole country is looking for work!”
This would be funny if it wasn’t so spot on, and somehow I feel the maroons would vote for this loser again if given the chance, just to give him another chance.
I heard this joke back in ’05
minus 10 Admin.
Okaaay, if we’re gonna tell decades old jokes …..
Obama is flying with his family in a small Cessna. He drops a $10 bill out the window and says, “See, I made someone happy!” Moochelle says, “If you dropped two $5 dollar bills you could have made two people happy!”. Sasha says, “”If you dropped ten $1 dollar bills you could have made ten people happy!”. The pilot turns to Obama and says, “If you jump out of the plane, you could make the whole country happy!”
Obama wants to know how he can best help the country. So, he consults the ghost of George Washington, who said, “Always be honest with the people like I was!” Not happy with that answer he consults the ghost of Thomas Jefferson, who said, “Love the Constitution like I did!”. Not happy with that answer he tries one final time by consulting the ghost of Abraham Lincoln, who said, “Go see a play!”