WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Well now I’m just intrigued. I’ve never been to a FUNeral. Do you think there are balloon animals and alcohol and strippers and stuff? Let me know what you guys would like to see at your next FUNeral.

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She is wearing those short shorts to show off that hourglass figure…It just happens to be that daylight savings time hour where you go back and it lasts 2 hours.

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I see you spent quite a lot of time working on your glutes…Bad news for you is I don’t think women even have anacondas to want your buns hun, so it looks like you wasted your time.

 

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*Free Kittens with every kidnapping. Gotta read the fine print people. There is always a catch.

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No witty caption necessary.

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You know I’m surprised Vidal Sassoon hasn’t already come out with a line of hair care products that smell like feet. You might be on to something partner.

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Going out in public lookin’ like the Kool-Aid Man’s side piece. Not good.

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Excellent, now that we’ve pinpointed the problem step 2 is doing something about it.

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Can Redbox now technically advertise that you don’t even have to get out of bed to rent a movie?

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
October 11, 2014 11:50 am

These things always make me want to try going to Walmart, but to get the full experience, I think you have to go to Florida Walmart. Someday… I finally have something to start one of those “bucket lists” with.

El Coyote
El Coyote
October 11, 2014 1:51 pm

Don’t hate. That’s my very own sexy mulatta checking the Red Box for William Levy’s new straight-to-video movie. I warned her she ought to put some clothes on but she said she wants to make sure she gets the movie before it runs out. Ha.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
October 11, 2014 3:31 pm

At least no one shit themselves this week.

Last Sunday my friend and I went to walmart to pick up some ammo to replace what we intended to shoot. When I got up to the counter the guy just said: 22? It took a second for me to realize he was asking if I wanted .22LR. I was there to grab some .380 to test the gun I just had repaired but I also bought the limit of .22LR since they had it. I guess Walmart isn’t always bad.

El Coyote
El Coyote
October 11, 2014 3:42 pm

I joke that Phoenix has a Walmarts in every corner, the folks who work there are nice but that may be more a trait of Phoenicians than of Walmarts.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
October 11, 2014 3:46 pm

Putting the “fun” in funeral.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
October 11, 2014 5:32 pm

I wonder if there is a stripper pole for midgets in that FUNeral CAR?

Billy
Billy
October 11, 2014 6:34 pm

That is one creepy assed van…