Now that’s what I call a costume! It’s everything I could ever possibly want. Kudos my dear friends, I’ve got a tear in my eye as if I was a proud poppa!
Here are a few of our favorite costume submissions. Which one stands apart to you guys? Personally I’m udderly impressed with one….
That is some serious front-butt action you’ve got going on there. It’s not often, and by often I mean ever, that I’ve seen enough front-butt plumber’s crack to literally swallow up an entire plumber. And I’m not talking about tiny little Nintendo Mario, I’m talking an actual adult male plumber being sucked in and lost forever.
Further proof of why flesh-colored yoga pants need to be destroyed. You probably would have been better off just wearing those black panties with the pink trim…not that we can see them or anything.
Go ahead and try catching him now Charlie. Ain’t no Vietnam jungle to slow him down this time buddy!
Unless you’re Jake the Snake Roberts you do not have any reason to accessorize with a snake out in public. That’s a rule.
Time to play my new favorite game – is it a Halloween costume or is it real life attire?
Oh you lookin’ fo some fiches? Well tough shit, der not fiches to dey. Gotsta go get yer fiches somewhere else buddy.
I like how you dressed your bottom biscuits up for Halloween. That’s getting into the spirit of the season folks!
At Walmart’s sister store Sam’s Club, even the laziness is a bit larger…
Guys, don’t you just hate it when your skirt is just tight enough that it tugs on your ass-hairs when you move? Annoying right?
You know what is the foundation to a solid line? Not having any cracks in it. Those are the weak links and soon we’ll all fall apart.
Those are some fancy running shoes and flashy yoga pants you’ve got there. Perhaps you could share some fitness tips with us all once you literally get your hand out that bag of Cheetos.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
I have to wonder who tied that hefer’s dayglow yellow tennis shoes.
I should know better than to look at these posts, but then I think, “How bad could it possibly be?”
And it’s always worse than it was the last time I checked.
The only reason I look is to see if Billy wore his new leather boots and miniskirt ensemble.
Im pretty that is bb with the blue dress and gold trim looking for yoga videos
He’s looking in the self-help section: How to make friends and influence people.