A ROOM WITHOUT A VIEW

Now this is a real luxury doom bunker. Sign me up. And I only need to dish up $3 million. Maybe I can get a no money down mortgage from Bank of America.

http://online.wsj.com/articles/for-sale-renovated-luxury-condo-can-survive-nuclear-attack-1415575922

 

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Visitor from Germany
Visitor from Germany
November 11, 2014 9:03 am

…now I would be fascinated to see what happens, when, after the nuclear attack, the “Security personnel with special forces training” come to understand that the “money”, “wealth” and “fortunes” of the 75 “owners” of this structure in fact are concepts of the past…and that said “owners” are just 75 useless mouths to feed.

About those hydroponic gardens…anyone has an idea if they need some sort of…fertilizers?

Stucky
Stucky
November 11, 2014 9:13 am

Good News: I gots me a fuckin bunker! Yeeehaaawww!!!!!

Bad News: Russian ICBMs continue to target the bunker .. “just in case”.

Good News: When the shit hits the fan, your suffering will be limited to .0000000001 seconds.

Thinker
Thinker
November 11, 2014 11:12 am

I’ll say it again… never underestimate the ability for doomsday promoters to make a buck by tapping into people’s worst fears. It’s one of a 4Ts most fascinating characteristics, though what society fears changes over time. Last time, it was Christs’ second coming / ecological catastrophe; now it’s nuclear war / pandemic / zombie hordes.

Wonder what will happen with all these bunkers when the 1T comes.

yahsure
yahsure
November 11, 2014 3:54 pm

Christ is still coming. Anyone who dosen’t have any extra food and water. And at least one gun. Is an idiot in my book. This covers millions of people. I also tell people to have the gear around that you would need for camping. It really isn’t that hard.

Mike Moskos
Mike Moskos
November 13, 2014 3:02 am

Two things are missing: the third and fourth bunkers for the servants.

Hitler
Hitler
December 16, 2014 9:17 pm

If you buy into this project and there is a war you will land up dead! The builder did not factor in the Federal government attacking them with a bunker buster missile. If the Feds don’t kill who is inside another country will hit you with the same missile for fun. The condo is not safe from Biological warfare. Also, people may turn against weak families inside the unit for food and money. Happy 9/11 from Hitler!