POLAR VORTEX MY COLD ASS

Today will probably be the last day close to 60 degrees in Philly until next Spring. When will I ever start experiencing the benefits of global warming? Polar vortexes, super storms in the Bering Sea, and snow in Siberia are pissing me off.

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Dutchman
Dutchman
November 12, 2014 10:13 am

Here in Minneapolis is the crazy fucking cold. Sunday / Monday we had a half-assed ice/snow storm. Today – Wed 11/12 – it was 15 degrees.

I’m waiting for the comet or asteroid.

ThePessimisticChemist
ThePessimisticChemist
November 12, 2014 10:20 am

@Admin – I’m starting to waffle a bit on my stance towards climate change.

The globe does seem to be warming, and the shift in winds seems to be causing two of the main facts detractors point towards: north american cold snaps, and record breaking pack ice at the Antarctic.

Before I get skewered, I don’t think its man made, I just think that we are probably undergoing a climate shift.

Not that surprising really, the Earth has been exceedingly nice to us over the last 20,000 years.

PS: I love this weather, at least right now. This morning I got out of bed and it was 16˚F with 30mph winds out of the NW. Lets you know you are alive!

Mark
Mark
November 12, 2014 11:09 am

Can’t wait.

All summer long I dream of being out in the middle of nowhere in the blowing wind and snow up high in the mountains.

Bring it on.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 12, 2014 11:30 am

It’s a nice January day today. I don’t mind winter. I just didn’t need an entire extra month of it. I may go skiing this weekend. I’ve resolved to be mostly sober when skiing this year – especially since I’m no good. My opinion of global warming is unchanged: 20% it’s bullshit, 5% there might be something to it and 75% who fucking cares.

John the bruce
John the bruce
November 12, 2014 11:36 am

On a long enuf timeline, climate is merely weather.
Planet is 4.2 billion years old, so the climate over the period of your lifetime is just the weather you experienced. Over 20, 000 years it might be equivalent to the weekend forecast.

Tucci78
Tucci78
November 12, 2014 12:18 pm

This “polar vortex” shit is part of how the climate catastrophe quacks are flop-sweatily trying to deal with the fact that the very slow, rather steady rebound warming from the close of the Little Ice Age (circa 1850) has been “on hiatus” for about 18 years now.

if anthropogenic (“man-made”) atmospheric carbon dioxide had done – or ever could do – dick by way of greenhouse gas effect to warm the global climate, the accelerating increase in that component (see “Keeling curve”) would see us having gotten warmer over the past two decades.

That hasn’t happened. Therefore the “man-made global climate change” (or “disruption”) contention is bullshit.

It’s a conjecture that never made it to the “hypothesis” level, much less to the point at which you could call it a “theory.”

Bye-bye, you assholes. In fact, run and hide. This winter, if we can get our hands on you, we’d gladly burn you at the stake.

Anything to keep warm while Obozo does his best to ensure that our “electricity rates will necessarily skyrocket.”

Stucky
Stucky
November 12, 2014 12:42 pm

58 degrees now in Noo Joisey.

I’m gonna go outside and thoroughly clean the grill.

I’m soo pissed. I had a new Pictorial Essay more than halfway done, saved it, and some weird shit happened after I clicked “save” … and it WIPED out my entire post. Fucken shit. I was able to restore a previous version … still lost half my work. Fucken shit. I’ll try it again this weekend.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 12, 2014 1:00 pm

Low thirties and little to no snow on the ground in Northern Alaska with no colder weather or snow in site for the upcoming two weeks. We could use a Polar Vortex right now.

Welshman
Welshman
November 12, 2014 2:43 pm

Stuck,

Was the whoops on the new computer?? Enjoy your grill cleaning.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
November 12, 2014 6:23 pm

It finally got cold-ish here. Fourteen above is the coldest so far. I love it but I’m looking forward to negative numbers and ass deep snow myself. I even got my snow shovels waxed up in anticipation! I might try skiing again but the ankle still feels a bit week for that.