“Can you believe it only cost NJ taxpayers $25,000 for me and my security detail to fly down here 1st class and stay at a five star hotel? Too bad the room service bill ran up to $10,000 more.”
Llpoh
January 5, 2015 1:19 pm
“Time for a furry!”
Bea Lever
January 5, 2015 5:41 pm
“Christie Creme” does Dallas.
TJF
January 6, 2015 8:19 am
“Chris, I guess me threat to the refs that you would eat them unless they gave my Cowboys a break worked.”
TJF
January 6, 2015 8:20 am
“I would hug you guys, but my arms are not quite long enough.”
Lamont Cranston
January 6, 2015 10:14 pm
Why am I a Cowboys fan? Hell, the NJ Jets & Giants both suck.
“I told you having those pictures of the referee with little boys would pay off.”
I could probably come up with a caption if I recognized the two guys that Christie is trying to get into a three-way with.
One is Jerry Jones – owner of the Dallas Cowboys.
Brokeback Mountain 2
@Gonewest: More like Brokeback Mountain 2.5, Christie is just that fat.
“That’s not a pillow.”
Chris Christie: ten pounds of sugar in a five pound bag.
OK ….everyone agrees….Chris is the pivot man in the circle jerk !
It worked for the game, maybe we can buy the election too!
“It’s a Jerry Jones sandwich, who get’s the Miracle Whip”
“Is that a highway cone in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”
“Can you believe it only cost NJ taxpayers $25,000 for me and my security detail to fly down here 1st class and stay at a five star hotel? Too bad the room service bill ran up to $10,000 more.”
“Time for a furry!”
“Christie Creme” does Dallas.
“Chris, I guess me threat to the refs that you would eat them unless they gave my Cowboys a break worked.”
“I would hug you guys, but my arms are not quite long enough.”
Why am I a Cowboys fan? Hell, the NJ Jets & Giants both suck.
Any youse guys know Springsteen?
‘I just jizzmed down mah leg’