On the Charlie Hebdo Carnage

 Guest Post by Dmitry Orlov

The killing of the staff at the French satirical publication Charlie Hebdo by Moslem assailants who said that they wanted to die as martyrs, and the subsequent killing of the assailants, together with their hostages, by the French police, could not have failed to produce strong emotions. For instance, my friend Bruno had this to say. I don’t entirely disagree, especially about the undue haste of the French police, but I do want to make a few points about methods.

No matter how difficult it is, what’s needed in such a situation, at least on the level of those aspiring to any sort of social adequacy, is a dispassionate look, with an eye toward what would qualify as a political fix that can win the peace, rather than some combination of police/military/judicial action that is virtually guaranteed to lose the war, by making the situation worse. You see, police/military/judicial action is only effective when the enemy could potentially admit defeat, surrender and make amends. When the enemy wishes to be martyred, police/military/judicial action is akin to combating alcoholism with bottles of booze.

What Bruno proposed—capture, torture, public humiliation, public execution—worked very well for Jesus Christ. Here we are over 2000 years later, and he is still the world’s best-known, most widely celebrated martyr. If, by the standards of one of the world’s greatest religions, poking fun at prophet Mohammed is a sin, and if the perpetrators of the Charlie Hebdo can be said to have died for that sin, then that, by a rather simple calculus, does qualify them as martyrs, even in the Christian tradition.

I was not a reader of Charlie Hebdo, and so I don’t know whether they properly satirized the American invasion of Iraq, the seeding of Basra, Fallujah and other parts of Iraq with depleted uranium munitions causing a large number of cancers and birth defects, the wholesale slaughter of Iraqi civilians, or the use of torture at Abu Ghraib and other US-run detention centers. Or whether they shined a comic light on the utter futility of the NATO war in Afghanistan, whose only result seems to be a speedy return to status quo ante as soon as the troops pull out. I think there are gems of comedy there: the Americans are still sending in advisers—as if they ever knew what to do there themselves! I hope they did satirize these events; if they didn’t, but on the other hand saw it fit to poke fun at Islam, then that would seems a tiny bit lopsided to me, but I hope to stand corrected.

Nor do I know if Charlie Hebdo properly savaged the Israelis for their various practices, such as shelling UN-run schools because there might be “terrorists” lurking among the women and children, or for the Israeli military propaganda along the lines of “shoot pregnant Palestinian women and kill two for the price of one.” Is there humor in such things? I don’t know. Nor is there humor in the Qur‘an, or in any of the acts ascribed to prophet Mohammed. And yet the satirical geniuses at Charlie Hebdo found some there. So why does Israel get the kid glove treatment? Again, I hope to stand corrected, but if that’s the case, then there is a bit of lopsidedness there as well.

There is also the tiny matter of taste. I know that the French are not alien to the idea of mauvais goût. And given what has been happening in many Islamic countries around the world—from outright invasions and bombings to drone strikes, to US-funded political corruption and régime change, to sanctions maintained over decades, to many acts of discrimination in the western countries to which circumstances force the refugees from the destroyed countries to flee—it seems like poking fun at their religion using cartoons, however gently, is akin to joking about rope in the house of the hanged. By analogy, consider writing such oeuvres as “Auschwitz, the operetta.” Or how about a song-and-dance troupe composed of non-Jews, called “The Not Ready for Holocaust Players”? Would that be in bad taste? You bet! Of course, none of these particular expressions of mauvais goût are likely to happen, because people in the west are deathly afraid of being labeled anti-Semites. On the other hand, they are not yet particularly afraid of being shot in the head by furious Moslems. Why the disconnect, I wonder? The instinct of self-preservation does not seem fully engaged yet.

I want to keep this to below 1000 words, so I will close simply by noting what the solution may look like. The only solution I see is a duopoly, where Moslems and non-Moslems run their respective segments of society according to different sets of rules. Some rules they must have in common, such as a ban on incendiary, extremist speech. The prohibition against “shouting fire in a crowded theater” applies to such arrangements.

Examples of such arrangements being successful include the Republic of Tatarstan (Russian Federation) where Orthodox Christianity and (majority) Islam coexist peacefully, and mixed marriages can offer a choice of religions to the children they produce. Another example is the Republic of Chechnya (also Russian Federation) which, having fought a bloody separatist conflict financed by the Saudis and the US, can now successfully combat Islamic terrorism on its own, without involving federal authorities. Russia is now a dual Christian/Islamic federation; if current demographic trends continue, then at some point it will become an Islamic/Christian federation. So be it. If peace is maintained, nobody will notice or care. France can embrace the same choice, forming Les Républiques Françaises, and probably will, because what choice does it have—other than losing the war?

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llpoh
llpoh
January 11, 2015 9:11 pm

Fucking crock of shit. Asshole says “Some rules they must have in common, such as a ban on incendiary, extremist speech.”

Fuck that. Who decides what is incendiary and extreme? Assholes like Obama, Merkel, Hollande? Fuck me dead.

He can kiss my rosy red ass and blow me. What a stupid motherfucker. Because of some fucking terrorists he wants to strip away freedom of speech.

How about this for an idea: boot the fucking ragheads back to the fucking desert and stone ages where they are most comfortable.

Motherfucker. The world is doomed.

Ghost (good history on TBP)
Ghost (good history on TBP)
  llpoh
March 21, 2022 11:36 am

I was not a reader of Charlie Hebdo, and so I don’t know whether they properly satirized the American invasion of Iraq, the seeding of Basra, Fallujah and other parts of Iraq with depleted uranium munitions causing a large number of cancers and birth defects, the wholesale slaughter of Iraqi civilians, or the use of torture at Abu Ghraib and other US-run detention centers. Or whether they shined a comic light on the utter futility of the NATO war in Afghanistan, whose only result seems to be a speedy return to status quo ante as soon as the troops pull out. I think there are gems of comedy there: the Americans are still sending in advisers—as if they ever knew what to do there themselves! I hope they did satirize these events; if they didn’t, but on the other hand saw it fit to poke fun at Islam, then that would seems a tiny bit lopsided to me, but I hope to stand corrected.

I don’t think he looks quite so wrong now.

Stucky
Stucky
January 11, 2015 9:39 pm

“The only solution I see is a duopoly, where Moslems and non-Moslems run their respective segments of society according to different sets of rules.” ———- Dmitri Dumbfuk

First The Skaer spouts his bullshit that the newspaper “had it coming”.

Now this motherfucker espouses a DIFFERENT SET OF RULES for mooslims???

**URGENT NOTIFICATION** That is about THE dumbest fucking statement I’ve ever read here … and that includes any or all of bb’s comments.

The world is going more batshit insane by the day.

FUCK YOU ORLOV, you goddamned mooslim appeaser!!!

llpoh
llpoh
January 11, 2015 9:43 pm

Stuck – I was just getting back to this to rip that very point to shreds as well – that fuckstick is essentially proposing that countries abdicate sections of their nation to the fucking mooslims.

I had previously thought Orlov had some sense. Boy was I wrong.

Stucky
Stucky
January 11, 2015 9:53 pm

“KANDAHAR, Afghanistan (Reuters) – Hundreds in southern Afghanistan rallied to praise the killing of 12 people at the French newspaper Charlie Hebdo, calling the two gunmen “heroes” who meted out punishment for cartoons disrespectful to Islam’s prophet, officials said Saturday.”

———— https://ca.news.yahoo.com/afghanistan-rally-hails-charlie-hebdo-attackers-heroes-083446525.html

Picture on Drudge … European leaders marching in support of mooslims

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Seriously, I can’t wait for Europe to return to their roots …. a bunch of warring states that kill each other

Oh, BTW, FUCK YOU Orlov!!!

Stucky
Stucky
January 11, 2015 9:57 pm

Batshit crazy fucked-the-head Germans
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Stucky
Stucky
January 11, 2015 10:02 pm

Meanwhile … in Pakistan
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llpoh
llpoh
January 11, 2015 10:04 pm

I think it is getting about time for this;

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llpoh
llpoh
January 11, 2015 10:08 pm

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llpoh
llpoh
January 11, 2015 10:19 pm

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Medvyed
Medvyed
January 12, 2015 12:36 am

Maybe I’m an arsehole…Scratch that, I am an arsehole.

A bunch of shitty French ‘satirists’ get killed by Algerians and the world is expected to collectively lose it’s shit? Don’t make me laugh. Fuck the French. Fuck the delusional zealots that killed them too. They fucking deserve each other.

flash
flash
January 12, 2015 8:17 am

It appears Charlie all that going in for equal opportunity satire.

Glenn Greenwald on Charlie Hebdo and Jewish Hypocrisy

“When we originally discussed publishing this article to make these points, our intention was to commission two or three cartoonists to create cartoons that mock Judaism and malign sacred figures to Jews the way Charlie Hebdo did to Muslims. But that idea was thwarted by the fact that no mainstream western cartoonist would dare put their name on an anti-Jewish cartoon, even if done for satire purposes, because doing so would instantly and permanently destroy their career, at least.” …

To see how true that is, consider the fact that Charlie Hebdo – the “equal opportunity” offenders and defenders of all types of offensive speech – fired one of their writers in 2009 for writing a sentence some said was anti-Semitic (the writer was then charged with a hate crime offense, and won a judgment against the magazine for unfair termination). Does that sound like “equal opportunity” offending?”

And, then note the sociopath heads of various nations lined up to support free speech is voice only , whilst back in the native national prison systems they imprison , torture at murder at will any who dare disagree with their authoritarian rule.

One Student’s Epic Tweets Call Out the Biggest Hypocrites Marching for Free Speech In Paris
http://mic.com/articles/108166/one-student-s-epic-tweets-call-out-the-biggest-hypocrites-marching-for-free-speech-in-paris

And, then one final quote via Vox… Hypocrites gonna’ hypocrate..

“As for those who claim that we cannot hold all Muslims responsible for the actions of their military wing, I will remind them that the free people of the West had absolutely no problem holding all Germans responsible for the actions of a few National Socialists. I note that the French Prime Minister, Manuel Valls, has already declared that France is at war with “radical Islam”, even though the vast majority of radical Muslims did not kill anyone in Paris this week.”

– Vox Day

http://www.voxday.blogspot.com/2015/01/multiculturalisms-last-gasp.html

flash
flash
January 12, 2015 8:21 am

…can’t wait to see the peace rally set due to the murdered innocents of Syria next week..

Northern Syria Coalition Airstrike Killed At Least 50 Civilians In December: Report

Days after the Pentagon announced that it would investigate alleged instances of civilian deaths in airstrikes carried out by the U.S.-led coalition in its campaign against the Islamic State group, McClatchyDC News claimed, in a report, that at least 50 civilians were killed in an airstrike in the northern Syrian town of Al Bab in December last year. If confirmed, this would make it the single worst case of civilian casualties since the airstrikes in Syria began in September.

http://www.ibtimes.com/northern-syria-coalition-airstrike-killed-least-50-civilians-december-report-1780248

flash
flash
January 12, 2015 8:47 am

cartoons not tolerated in Franchey…via Glenn Greenwald.https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/01/09/solidarity-charlie-hebdo-cartoons/

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