I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
Will Rogers
It’s almost worth the Great Depression to learn how little our big men know.
Will Rogers
Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.
Will Rogers
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what’s going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Will Rogers
It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.
Will Rogers
Last year we said, ‘Things can’t go on like this’, and they didn’t, they got worse.
Will Rogers
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Will Rogers
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Will Rogers
