“Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.”
Yogi Berra
“If you don’t know where you are going,
you’ll end up someplace else.”
Yogi Berra
“You can observe a lot just by watching.”
Yogi Berra
“It ain’t over ’til it’s over.”
Yogi Berra
“When you come to a fork in the road take it”
Yogi Berra
“The future ain’t what it used to be.”
Yogi Berra
“Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.”
Yogi Berra
“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.”
Yogi Berra
“90% of the game is half mental.”
Yogi Berra
“Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.”
Yogi Berra
“Deja Vu All Over Again”
Yogi Berra
“I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”
Yogi Berra
“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.”
Yogi Berra
“It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.”
Yogi Berra
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
So I’m ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
I hated Yogi Berra when I was a kid. If there was ever a better clutch hitter against the Cleveland Indians, I missed him. Damn, that guy won more games for the Yankees against the Indians with scratch singles and doubles down the right field line than anyone else. Drove me crazy.
But he sure was a colorful and entertaining sports figure. Gotta give him that. Now, we have shitheads like Tom Brady. Happy Birthday, Yogi.
Yogi was at Normandy on D Day.
God bless him.
Pretty sure Old Sarge stole these: If you weren’t here, you’d be someplace else. When the typewriter breaks, use a pencil.
Captain Obvious was invented by Yogi…
“Xray of Yogi’s head finds nothing”.
Perhaps the most important Yankee of his era. His manager thought so.