TBP-New York City Sh*tfest

Eight years …. about time I meet some of you STMs before I die.

Testing the waters …. and best chance of making it happen is to plan early.

Noo Yawk City — one day. No major sightseeing.  Just a place to meet; drink, eat, and shoot the shit.  Maybe get into a fistfight (a small one).  TBP boys, girls, … even spouses.

Let’s start with two basics;  1) Who’s in?  2) Best time?

1. I’m in.

2. Autumn sounds good … gives everyone time to plan, plus it’s pretty. Any time in October?

Author: Stucky

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Administrator
Administrator
August 1, 2015 11:23 am

A Friday in October sounds great.

Tim
Tim
August 1, 2015 11:26 am

Stuck –

I like the idea. My family all lives in Delaware, which isn’t too far. I’m due for some vacation time. So there’s that. My wife keeps reminding me that I go see pop-pop one last time before it’s too late. She’s probably right.

Downside for me is that is costs me and my family a small fortune to fly. There’s five of us. Plus, I hate the TSA.

But, if you plan it, I will definitely put it on the radar screen.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 1, 2015 11:29 am

Has anyone heard from flash?

Wip
Wip
August 1, 2015 12:06 pm

A Saturday in October. October is the busy season for me and couldn’t take a week day off.

bb
bb
August 1, 2015 12:18 pm

Can I kick IS ? Can I slap Westcoast? And then there’s Lloph .Not sure what to do with him.

Ghost of AWD
Ghost of AWD
August 1, 2015 12:46 pm

I’ll be there to haunt you pricks.

Chatham Police
Chatham Police
August 1, 2015 12:47 pm

Perfect. We’ll be able to round up all of you domestic terrorists in one fell swoop.

SSS
SSS
August 1, 2015 1:14 pm

Can’t make it, Stucky (why am I now hearing a faint roar of applause as people read this?).

Wife and I will be on a 2-week motoring trip in the Midwest to visit the last of the 4 states she hasn’t been to in the Lower 48.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 1, 2015 1:21 pm

I would be afraid of sniper fire.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
August 1, 2015 1:55 pm

I’d like to spend a couple of weeks visiting the various museums that make up The Smithsonian but apart from that, I have no intention of ever being on the east coast again. There are too many quiet corners of the west I’ve yet to see.

Persnickety
Persnickety
August 1, 2015 2:04 pm

Would love to meet you but that’s 1000 miles away for me, so I probably won’t make it.

If there was enough midwest interest to do one inland, I’d be interested.

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 1, 2015 2:36 pm

I’m in. However, make sure it’s before the Rockettes come to town so, given your recent article on self satisfaction, I don’t need gloves to be comfortable shaking everyone’s hand.

card802
card802
August 1, 2015 3:27 pm

We’ll be up at Pictured Rocks the last week of Sept and the first week of Oct, or the first two weeks of Oct, schedule is still up in the air.

About a day and a half drive so that wouldn’t be bad, just not the right timing.

Bostonbob
Bostonbob
August 1, 2015 4:22 pm

October sounds good to me. Not too hot, not too cold.
Bob.

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 1, 2015 4:36 pm

Are there many females on TBP? The only women I distinctly remember were HZK and SAH and I haven’t seen posts from them in ages. I’m picturing this gathering as a less physically but more intellectually imposing version of the Expendables. The cast as I see it (based on your posts):

Sylvester Stallone: Admin

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stuck

Bruce Willis: SSS

Jason Statham: Billy

Chuck Norris: Southern Sage

Dolph Lundgren: Stuck’s doppelgänger

Jet Li: bb

Mickey Rourke: Lloph

Wesley Snipes: Bea Lever

Antonio Banderas: El Coyota

Mel Gibson: Zarathustra

Randy Couture: hardscrabble farmer

Kelsey Grammer: bostonbob

Terry Crews: flash

Harrison Ford: MuckAbout

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 1, 2015 4:49 pm

Wesley Snipes?? But he’s black……..

John lists me as the only black guy in the group, now THAT’S funny. Even funnier would be if he listed Bill as Snipes. OMG beverage alert.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 1, 2015 4:50 pm

/sticky keys– that should have been BILLY as Snipes.

John Angelo
John Angelo
August 1, 2015 4:54 pm

@Bea Lever I gave you Wesley Snipes because of your “sniper fire” comment since black characters often get shot first in movies. Plus there’s Snipes… sniper… best I could come up with!

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 1, 2015 5:02 pm

Ok, I understand……..You must have missed some of the hardcore racial shitfests here on TBP. Next time it gets cranked up, you will see what I mean. Hell, that could be tonight.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 1, 2015 5:08 pm
EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 1, 2015 5:13 pm

Ronda was in Expendables 3, that be Clammy.

Wip
Wip
August 1, 2015 5:36 pm

It might be better to envision a cast of Disney characters.

Winston
Winston
August 1, 2015 5:45 pm

Why New York. It is a shithole and I spent my whole life getting away from shitties. How about Cheyenne WY? Fuck a bunch of NYC,,,,

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
August 1, 2015 5:47 pm

I’m in. I’ll bring maple syrup and tanned cowhides to sell to the Brooklyn hipsters as a way to finance the trip.

Maggie
Maggie
August 1, 2015 5:56 pm

Since my son has decided to make Baltimore his home, I might be willing to consider a cameo. Kind of like what’s his name in Psycho.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 1, 2015 6:11 pm

Maggie goes psycho
https://youtu.be/N1E8i8GlyTg

Wip
Wip
August 1, 2015 6:20 pm

@Hardscabble

I purchase some of your syrup.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
August 1, 2015 7:59 pm

Let’s not do the NSA’s job for them. If they hear about this it’s roundup time!

Archie
Archie
August 1, 2015 8:03 pm

No, stucky cannot come to the TBP meeting. That is a security risk! Stucky must not ever leave his house. That is a security risk. He must never leave TBP, despite his absurd protestations to the contrary a little while ago in his dust up with Flash.

Sorry stucky. You will stay here until you die or until admin is lodged in the FEMA camp. That’s an order.

Archie
Archie
August 1, 2015 8:05 pm

I’d make the meeting but I have resolved to not travel below Boston, ever. Not ever.

SSS
SSS
August 1, 2015 8:57 pm

Wip says:

“It might be better to envision a cast of Disney characters (of TBP regular visitors).”

Well, it’s not Disney, but I’ve got dibs on Wile E. Coyote. That dude never quits, just like me trying to get you roadrunners to agree with my position on illegal drugs and the (non) legalization of pot. I’ll get you little fuckers sooner or later.

Second choice, Yosemite Sam. Same reason for my detractors. “Say your prayers, rabbit, because I’m a gonna blast ya.”

cantbaretowatch
cantbaretowatch
August 1, 2015 8:59 pm

On the no fly list. I will start walking from Denver now.

Wip
Wip
August 1, 2015 11:10 pm

@SSS

Maybe I should have said Looney Tunes characters?

Billy
Billy
August 1, 2015 11:56 pm

Me… voluntarily setting foot in Noo Yawk Shitty?

Yeah… about that…

Fraid not.

As fun as it might be, I don’t go any farther north than West Virginia anymore.

@ Bea

Me… as Snipes…

Are you sure you don’t want to rethink that?

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Econman
Econman
August 2, 2015 12:43 am

A drone strike might mysteriously misfire & strike your meeting place. The news would say Admin, etc. were meeting as undercover members of ISIS.

Then again, maybe John McCain would show up & take pictures with U like he did with the real ISIS boys.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 2, 2015 1:58 am

SSS, you cannot appropriate a Latino cultural icon, Wile Coyote is Hispanic. What do human smuggler call themselves? Coyotes. What color are they? Brown. Where do they live? The southwest.

Billy is my choice for Yosemite Sam. Would you care for Elmer Fudd?

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
August 2, 2015 6:41 am

Stucky – How about Fibber McGhee’s in the Wanaque, NJ area. My buddy lives within walking distance and no tolls if you go up 287 or a different road from Chatham.

goofyfoot
goofyfoot
August 2, 2015 6:43 am

A Saturday October train ride from the Hegde Fund ghetto to Penn Station I could do, takes about an hour.

avalon
avalon
August 2, 2015 7:41 am

Can’t wait for this to happen!!! ?

Mike in CT
Mike in CT
August 2, 2015 8:48 am

I’ll send a pic of me to the TBP lunch thing…October is not going to work for me…Mike In Ct

Tucci78
Tucci78
August 2, 2015 10:21 am

I’m not. Though I’m no more than a couple hours’ drive from Isengard-on-the-Hudson (a great place to do clinical training; a vast pest-hole of disease), I’ve always thought they put the tolls on the wrong side of the river.

It ought to cost those sons of bitches money to be allowed to LEAVE.

Tommy
Tommy
August 2, 2015 11:55 am

Too far for me. Sounds interesting and fun though. Stucky, did you get the idea from that M*A*S*H episode?

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 2, 2015 1:02 pm

Sounds interestin

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
August 2, 2015 1:10 pm

iPad! Sounds interesting but NYC would be out. I have much respect for most of commentor on this site some not so much.

Would it be safe to be in the same room with this group?

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
August 2, 2015 1:53 pm

Billy- I would NEVER see you as Snipes. The very thought is hilarious.

Truth is I would be very tempted to meet you curs face to face but like Billy ,I stay clear of large shitties like NY and Shitcago and Yankee occupied territory in general. Post pictures of the shitfest after the fact so I can get a look at you (along with the NSA).

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
August 2, 2015 4:28 pm

Billy ain’t a negro. His skin is white and his pecker is so short we don’t even try it in the belly button no more. Talk about a tiny yeasty flavored piece uh candy corn. Any self respecting blackie would uh cut it off long ago fer shame.

Count me in stucky. I’m gonna have ter bunk with yew though cuz we’re majorly fuckin broke.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
August 2, 2015 6:11 pm

Last time a troop of Southerners went North, it was as far and PA but they hightailed it back, General Lee didn’t like being that far into Yankee land.

Maggie
Maggie
August 2, 2015 9:53 pm

Um… What does STM mean? Shit throwing monkeys?