Eight years …. about time I meet some of you STMs before I die.
Testing the waters …. and best chance of making it happen is to plan early.
Noo Yawk City — one day. No major sightseeing. Just a place to meet; drink, eat, and shoot the shit. Maybe get into a fistfight (a small one). TBP boys, girls, … even spouses.
Let’s start with two basics; 1) Who’s in? 2) Best time?
1. I’m in.
2. Autumn sounds good … gives everyone time to plan, plus it’s pretty. Any time in October?
A Friday in October sounds great.
Stuck –
I like the idea. My family all lives in Delaware, which isn’t too far. I’m due for some vacation time. So there’s that. My wife keeps reminding me that I go see pop-pop one last time before it’s too late. She’s probably right.
Downside for me is that is costs me and my family a small fortune to fly. There’s five of us. Plus, I hate the TSA.
But, if you plan it, I will definitely put it on the radar screen.
Has anyone heard from flash?
A Saturday in October. October is the busy season for me and couldn’t take a week day off.
Can I kick IS ? Can I slap Westcoast? And then there’s Lloph .Not sure what to do with him.
I’ll be there to haunt you pricks.
Perfect. We’ll be able to round up all of you domestic terrorists in one fell swoop.
Can’t make it, Stucky (why am I now hearing a faint roar of applause as people read this?).
Wife and I will be on a 2-week motoring trip in the Midwest to visit the last of the 4 states she hasn’t been to in the Lower 48.
I would be afraid of sniper fire.
I’d like to spend a couple of weeks visiting the various museums that make up The Smithsonian but apart from that, I have no intention of ever being on the east coast again. There are too many quiet corners of the west I’ve yet to see.
Would love to meet you but that’s 1000 miles away for me, so I probably won’t make it.
If there was enough midwest interest to do one inland, I’d be interested.
Ok. Making progress. October sounds right.
Please vote for a Friday or Saturday/
Friday = UP vote
Saturday = DOWN vote
I’m in. However, make sure it’s before the Rockettes come to town so, given your recent article on self satisfaction, I don’t need gloves to be comfortable shaking everyone’s hand.
We’ll be up at Pictured Rocks the last week of Sept and the first week of Oct, or the first two weeks of Oct, schedule is still up in the air.
About a day and a half drive so that wouldn’t be bad, just not the right timing.
October sounds good to me. Not too hot, not too cold.
Bob.
Are there many females on TBP? The only women I distinctly remember were HZK and SAH and I haven’t seen posts from them in ages. I’m picturing this gathering as a less physically but more intellectually imposing version of the Expendables. The cast as I see it (based on your posts):
Sylvester Stallone: Admin
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Stuck
Bruce Willis: SSS
Jason Statham: Billy
Chuck Norris: Southern Sage
Dolph Lundgren: Stuck’s doppelgänger
Jet Li: bb
Mickey Rourke: Lloph
Wesley Snipes: Bea Lever
Antonio Banderas: El Coyota
Mel Gibson: Zarathustra
Randy Couture: hardscrabble farmer
Kelsey Grammer: bostonbob
Terry Crews: flash
Harrison Ford: MuckAbout
Wesley Snipes?? But he’s black……..
John lists me as the only black guy in the group, now THAT’S funny. Even funnier would be if he listed Bill as Snipes. OMG beverage alert.
/sticky keys– that should have been BILLY as Snipes.
@Bea Lever I gave you Wesley Snipes because of your “sniper fire” comment since black characters often get shot first in movies. Plus there’s Snipes… sniper… best I could come up with!
Ok, I understand……..You must have missed some of the hardcore racial shitfests here on TBP. Next time it gets cranked up, you will see what I mean. Hell, that could be tonight.
Ronda was in Expendables 3, that be Clammy.
It might be better to envision a cast of Disney characters.
Why New York. It is a shithole and I spent my whole life getting away from shitties. How about Cheyenne WY? Fuck a bunch of NYC,,,,
I’m in. I’ll bring maple syrup and tanned cowhides to sell to the Brooklyn hipsters as a way to finance the trip.
Since my son has decided to make Baltimore his home, I might be willing to consider a cameo. Kind of like what’s his name in Psycho.
Maggie goes psycho
https://youtu.be/N1E8i8GlyTg
@Hardscabble
I purchase some of your syrup.
Let’s not do the NSA’s job for them. If they hear about this it’s roundup time!
No, stucky cannot come to the TBP meeting. That is a security risk! Stucky must not ever leave his house. That is a security risk. He must never leave TBP, despite his absurd protestations to the contrary a little while ago in his dust up with Flash.
Sorry stucky. You will stay here until you die or until admin is lodged in the FEMA camp. That’s an order.
I’d make the meeting but I have resolved to not travel below Boston, ever. Not ever.
Wip says:
“It might be better to envision a cast of Disney characters (of TBP regular visitors).”
Well, it’s not Disney, but I’ve got dibs on Wile E. Coyote. That dude never quits, just like me trying to get you roadrunners to agree with my position on illegal drugs and the (non) legalization of pot. I’ll get you little fuckers sooner or later.
Second choice, Yosemite Sam. Same reason for my detractors. “Say your prayers, rabbit, because I’m a gonna blast ya.”
On the no fly list. I will start walking from Denver now.
@SSS
Maybe I should have said Looney Tunes characters?
Me… voluntarily setting foot in Noo Yawk Shitty?
Yeah… about that…
Fraid not.
As fun as it might be, I don’t go any farther north than West Virginia anymore.
@ Bea
Me… as Snipes…
Are you sure you don’t want to rethink that?
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A drone strike might mysteriously misfire & strike your meeting place. The news would say Admin, etc. were meeting as undercover members of ISIS.
Then again, maybe John McCain would show up & take pictures with U like he did with the real ISIS boys.
SSS, you cannot appropriate a Latino cultural icon, Wile Coyote is Hispanic. What do human smuggler call themselves? Coyotes. What color are they? Brown. Where do they live? The southwest.
Billy is my choice for Yosemite Sam. Would you care for Elmer Fudd?
Stucky – How about Fibber McGhee’s in the Wanaque, NJ area. My buddy lives within walking distance and no tolls if you go up 287 or a different road from Chatham.
A Saturday October train ride from the Hegde Fund ghetto to Penn Station I could do, takes about an hour.
Can’t wait for this to happen!!! ?
I’ll send a pic of me to the TBP lunch thing…October is not going to work for me…Mike In Ct
I’m not. Though I’m no more than a couple hours’ drive from Isengard-on-the-Hudson (a great place to do clinical training; a vast pest-hole of disease), I’ve always thought they put the tolls on the wrong side of the river.
It ought to cost those sons of bitches money to be allowed to LEAVE.
Too far for me. Sounds interesting and fun though. Stucky, did you get the idea from that M*A*S*H episode?
Tommy
No. Got the idea from Admin being in NYC, and me being so very close, and that I’ve long had a desire to meet fellow TBPers, especially Admin.
Sounds interestin
iPad! Sounds interesting but NYC would be out. I have much respect for most of commentor on this site some not so much.
Would it be safe to be in the same room with this group?
Billy- I would NEVER see you as Snipes. The very thought is hilarious.
Truth is I would be very tempted to meet you curs face to face but like Billy ,I stay clear of large shitties like NY and Shitcago and Yankee occupied territory in general. Post pictures of the shitfest after the fact so I can get a look at you (along with the NSA).
Billy ain’t a negro. His skin is white and his pecker is so short we don’t even try it in the belly button no more. Talk about a tiny yeasty flavored piece uh candy corn. Any self respecting blackie would uh cut it off long ago fer shame.
Count me in stucky. I’m gonna have ter bunk with yew though cuz we’re majorly fuckin broke.
Last time a troop of Southerners went North, it was as far and PA but they hightailed it back, General Lee didn’t like being that far into Yankee land.
Um… What does STM mean? Shit throwing monkeys?