That’s hilarious. I wonder what Robert Siddell Jr. would say about that. I mean is that what it has come to to get people to go to church. Pretty boring place this Sky Daddy motel if that is what you have to be doing to get in.
TC
September 11, 2015 1:37 pm
Yeah, but a chronic masturbator will have the grip strength to hang on to the cliff and pull himself back up to safety. Chicks used to ask my why my forearms were so big… it wasn’t just from riding motorcycles, babe. 🙂
robert h siddell jr
September 11, 2015 1:42 pm
OK, probably few women and fewer men pass that test. God knew that so He provided a way. All we like sheep have gone astray; by His stripes we are healed (Is53) Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be made white as snow (Is1:18). Jesus was condemned by the Jewish authorities because He forgave sins. Put Jesus there to catch the sinners too but if you deny Him, He will deny you.
Yeah but he didn’t save that child from washing up on beach. I’m tired of people pulling out a book and quoting something written a couple of thousand years ago. Exactly what is this fascination about trying to stop people going solo.
Got to admit though the Sky Daddy book written makes a great read. I really like the bit about Noah and god. God drowns everyone else because they wouldn’t follow his laws. What a petty vindictive god he is to do something like that. Quoting the bible doesn’t make you smarter than the average 5th grader. More it’s makes you a person who submitted his free will he was born with to something you can’t touch.
I used to believe but now not so much, I’m ambivalent . If that day comes and I get a chance to talk to whoever is in charge then I am going to tell him or her that they have a twisted sick sense of humour to sit idly by and let all this shit in world happen and not do a thing about it.
But then I forgot he did come once before and performed genocide on a global scale. Anyways I lead an honest life and respect as much as possible everyone I come in contact with.
If that isn’t good enough for god than Fuck him….
DRUD
September 11, 2015 2:00 pm
“Maybe an eternity in Hell will teach you all some self control!”
-JC
TC
September 11, 2015 3:13 pm
An eternity in Hell, no, but 8 years of Hillary after 8 years of Barky would be close.
DRUD
September 11, 2015 3:15 pm
I don’t know about you, TC, but I’ll still jerk off, even if Hillary wins.
You really don’t understand that whole being forgiven thing. If wacking off kept people from going to heaven? Heaven would be a very empty place. A very odd cartoon.
Anyways the world is going to shit and these folks are worried about people jerking off. Oh well maybe once we all get to heaven we can make up for the lost time. I mean we are going to be sitting around all day playing harps and jumping from cloud to cloud. Fuck that’s gotta get boring after a couple of thousand years. I know what I’ll being doing if he lets me in. Maybe I’ll start a club.
kokoda
September 11, 2015 4:09 pm
Am an Atheist, BUT, I generally despise those Atheists that demean/ridicule others, and not just those that have religious faith.
Who the Fuck made you liberal scum the elite masters how others should live.
Fuck you, morons, shitheads, deviants – you are despicable.
Everyone has a right to live and believe as they please as long as they do not encroach upon the rights of others.
kokoda
September 11, 2015 4:18 pm
OTOH, there are some really good comments: TC, rob in Nova Scotia, yahsure
Bostonbob
September 11, 2015 5:48 pm
rob,
That is the single funniest web site I have ever seen. I can only think it must be a joke, but I can’t tell. Admin should post the website as a public service to TBP regulars. I especially like the ant masturbation cross;
Why Robbie Siddell doesn’t choke the chicken
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Stucky
September 11, 2015 7:36 pm
The other reason why Robbie Siddell doesn’t choke the chicken
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notquitesober
September 11, 2015 8:08 pm
I didn’t even finish reading the comments after Rob in Nova Scotia so if someone else covered this pardon me for piling on. The ONLY reason for the flood was because mankind had bred with the fallen angels and corrupted his bloodline. There was NO law for man to keep. The law was handed down to Moses a couple millennia later. I doubt Noah ever preached to anybody. They were already dead in his eyes..
Jose Ramirez AKA EL Coyote
September 11, 2015 8:54 pm
notquitesober says: I doubt Noah ever preached to anybody. They were already dead in his eyes..
He didn’t need to preach to anybody. They had seen and heard Adam, the first man, and knew all about the curse and had heard the never-ending lament over the Garden of Eden. They also witnessed the curse come true, Adam died. Here these fuckers had lived hundreds of years and nobody had died. They did a lot of shit and nobody had to tell them they were wrong. They knew they were wrong but they didn’t give a shit until Adam dropped dead. That was the moment they realized the fucking party had ended.
Do you think Noah was going to recruit these free-shitters to man the sails? Not that the fuckers were going to get into a vessel that was sealed tight as a Kentucky maiden’s hoohoo. Nope, we’ll be right here while you take a trip in your overgrown Tardis, Noah. Be sure to drop off the kangaroos in Aussieland, haha.
Rob in Nova Scotia
September 11, 2015 9:19 pm
I guess these free-shitters were were the apostates of the ancient world. So Noah and ISIS have something in common. Interesting.
Apneaman
September 11, 2015 9:46 pm
Masterbation bad. Maybe that’s why Jesus never works through his army of faith healers to cure amputees.
TLate
September 11, 2015 10:19 pm
Woody Allen said in one of his movies what is wrong with, or don’t knock masturbation it is sex with someone I love. Okay maybe not the best reference given his history. I could look it up but who gives a shat. I have not commented on this site in a loooong time. It used to be every one would roll in hot with an f u and f that! Now I see discussions about Noah!? Another biblical history sight!!?? Great! Admin does Stucky get a salary because he carries this site? Obviously you are the brains but he is the one everyone reads and responds to in comments, plus he does questions of the day and posts articles. Associate admin perhaps? I do not think he cares about titles. Everyone give me all thumbs down and I will be gone for another extended period. Time for another bourbon!
Rob in Nova Scotia
September 12, 2015 6:06 am
I don’t really care who’s feeling are hurt when I say what I say about religion. You are right Boston that that site is set up a be a parody of religion. But I guess that is the point. people like me are tired of people pulling out a Bible written a couple thousand years ago by a bunch of in-bred goat fuckers and using it to try and explain what is happening now in world.
The reason I got started on this yesterday was that Siddell launched into the du jour ad Hominen attack par excellence by saying the following
“Also, anyone who mocks God, His Son et all as you do, is not smart.
You know at first I just called him a hypocrite for saying that. But he is really much more. He is a bully using that fucking book to try and diminish what the Stuckmeister has to say. Not that Stucky needs my help with his reasoned argument of the facts. But that is the problem here. Logic and faith are two separate things. They can never meet. The bible has some interesting parables but they are not and never will be facts since it is also a political document much like the U.S Constitution. Laws codified at the Council of Niceca from 20 May to 19 Jun, AD 325.
But this debate about 9/11 is just the battle between religion and facts writ large. There is no question that we are not being told everything. We know this because there are redacted pages in final report. I also have know doubt that the various bureaucracies are doing there very best to cover up their incompetence leading up to and in aftermath of event. I can say this based on my own experiences at the Westray Coal mine. It would be easy for me to go looking for conspiracies under every rock.
However it is much easier to explain using my own experiences dealing with the deaths of 26 of my co-workers
The Richards Inquiry was set up in Nova Scotia to investigate what happened at Westray they proceeded to supposedly investigate what caused the explosion. What ended up happening was the powers that be threw a couple of middle management functionaries under the bus to protect the rest of the BORG. Sorry to be using a Star Trek analogy. That and blaming it on people who they either wouldn’t call to testify, that would be me. Or in the other case heaping as much of the blame as possible on those they knew wouldn’t come to defend themselves. That would be Gerald Philips and Roger Parry. Even though those guys did and still do have my utmost contempt.
Getting back to 9/11 while it is instructive to look at what everyone has to say. It is counterproductive to not argue the facts then I read about the Freon in basement. I knew that debate if you can call it that had “jumped the shark”
BostonBob
That website is. I agree, about the funniest thing I have ever seen.
rob in Nova Scotia
ZombieDawg
September 12, 2015 6:19 am
One express elevator to hell coming up…
Oh hang on…hell is already here on this little dustbowl in space..
Overthecliff
September 12, 2015 9:32 am
Robert is not trying to bully anyone. He is just pointing out the truth. Accept it as you will or not. That is your choice. On the other hand if Robert were a Mohammedan you would be in line for some bullying.
Apneaman
September 12, 2015 11:20 am
Dr. Richard Carrier deconstructs the mythological origins of Christianity as well as how it has adapted through the centuries in this one hour interview. He addresses the evolution of early Christianity through the lens of myth and the politics of the second and third century of the Roman empire.
Richard Carrier Deconstructs Christianity in One Hour
Rob in Nova Scotia
September 12, 2015 9:58 pm
Overthecliff My point went completely over your head. Siddell you can’t be smart and be a non-believer. His statement is trolling.
Check out how this believer can be such an absolute dullard……..
That’s hilarious. I wonder what Robert Siddell Jr. would say about that. I mean is that what it has come to to get people to go to church. Pretty boring place this Sky Daddy motel if that is what you have to be doing to get in.
Yeah, but a chronic masturbator will have the grip strength to hang on to the cliff and pull himself back up to safety. Chicks used to ask my why my forearms were so big… it wasn’t just from riding motorcycles, babe. 🙂
OK, probably few women and fewer men pass that test. God knew that so He provided a way. All we like sheep have gone astray; by His stripes we are healed (Is53) Though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be made white as snow (Is1:18). Jesus was condemned by the Jewish authorities because He forgave sins. Put Jesus there to catch the sinners too but if you deny Him, He will deny you.
Yeah but he didn’t save that child from washing up on beach. I’m tired of people pulling out a book and quoting something written a couple of thousand years ago. Exactly what is this fascination about trying to stop people going solo.
Got to admit though the Sky Daddy book written makes a great read. I really like the bit about Noah and god. God drowns everyone else because they wouldn’t follow his laws. What a petty vindictive god he is to do something like that. Quoting the bible doesn’t make you smarter than the average 5th grader. More it’s makes you a person who submitted his free will he was born with to something you can’t touch.
I used to believe but now not so much, I’m ambivalent . If that day comes and I get a chance to talk to whoever is in charge then I am going to tell him or her that they have a twisted sick sense of humour to sit idly by and let all this shit in world happen and not do a thing about it.
But then I forgot he did come once before and performed genocide on a global scale. Anyways I lead an honest life and respect as much as possible everyone I come in contact with.
If that isn’t good enough for god than Fuck him….
“Maybe an eternity in Hell will teach you all some self control!”
-JC
An eternity in Hell, no, but 8 years of Hillary after 8 years of Barky would be close.
I don’t know about you, TC, but I’ll still jerk off, even if Hillary wins.
this is who I am really worried about
http://www.roflcat.com/ceiling-cat-is-watching-you-masturbate
You really don’t understand that whole being forgiven thing. If wacking off kept people from going to heaven? Heaven would be a very empty place. A very odd cartoon.
Not a cartoon. It’s an ad from a religious organization to stop masturbation.
I know I had a hard time reading logo at bottom….
My eye sight isn’t what it used to be so I googled it. Why go to comedy club when you can read shit like this……….
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
George Carlin couldn’t make it any funnier.
Anyways the world is going to shit and these folks are worried about people jerking off. Oh well maybe once we all get to heaven we can make up for the lost time. I mean we are going to be sitting around all day playing harps and jumping from cloud to cloud. Fuck that’s gotta get boring after a couple of thousand years. I know what I’ll being doing if he lets me in. Maybe I’ll start a club.
Am an Atheist, BUT, I generally despise those Atheists that demean/ridicule others, and not just those that have religious faith.
Who the Fuck made you liberal scum the elite masters how others should live.
Fuck you, morons, shitheads, deviants – you are despicable.
Everyone has a right to live and believe as they please as long as they do not encroach upon the rights of others.
OTOH, there are some really good comments: TC, rob in Nova Scotia, yahsure
rob,
That is the single funniest web site I have ever seen. I can only think it must be a joke, but I can’t tell. Admin should post the website as a public service to TBP regulars. I especially like the ant masturbation cross;
Bob.
Definitely a joke but still very funny.
Bob.
I guess I’m fucked.
Why Robbie Siddell doesn’t choke the chicken
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I didn’t even finish reading the comments after Rob in Nova Scotia so if someone else covered this pardon me for piling on. The ONLY reason for the flood was because mankind had bred with the fallen angels and corrupted his bloodline. There was NO law for man to keep. The law was handed down to Moses a couple millennia later. I doubt Noah ever preached to anybody. They were already dead in his eyes..
notquitesober says: I doubt Noah ever preached to anybody. They were already dead in his eyes..
He didn’t need to preach to anybody. They had seen and heard Adam, the first man, and knew all about the curse and had heard the never-ending lament over the Garden of Eden. They also witnessed the curse come true, Adam died. Here these fuckers had lived hundreds of years and nobody had died. They did a lot of shit and nobody had to tell them they were wrong. They knew they were wrong but they didn’t give a shit until Adam dropped dead. That was the moment they realized the fucking party had ended.
Do you think Noah was going to recruit these free-shitters to man the sails? Not that the fuckers were going to get into a vessel that was sealed tight as a Kentucky maiden’s hoohoo. Nope, we’ll be right here while you take a trip in your overgrown Tardis, Noah. Be sure to drop off the kangaroos in Aussieland, haha.
I guess these free-shitters were were the apostates of the ancient world. So Noah and ISIS have something in common. Interesting.
Masterbation bad. Maybe that’s why Jesus never works through his army of faith healers to cure amputees.
Woody Allen said in one of his movies what is wrong with, or don’t knock masturbation it is sex with someone I love. Okay maybe not the best reference given his history. I could look it up but who gives a shat. I have not commented on this site in a loooong time. It used to be every one would roll in hot with an f u and f that! Now I see discussions about Noah!? Another biblical history sight!!?? Great! Admin does Stucky get a salary because he carries this site? Obviously you are the brains but he is the one everyone reads and responds to in comments, plus he does questions of the day and posts articles. Associate admin perhaps? I do not think he cares about titles. Everyone give me all thumbs down and I will be gone for another extended period. Time for another bourbon!
I don’t really care who’s feeling are hurt when I say what I say about religion. You are right Boston that that site is set up a be a parody of religion. But I guess that is the point. people like me are tired of people pulling out a Bible written a couple thousand years ago by a bunch of in-bred goat fuckers and using it to try and explain what is happening now in world.
The reason I got started on this yesterday was that Siddell launched into the du jour ad Hominen attack par excellence by saying the following
“Also, anyone who mocks God, His Son et all as you do, is not smart.
You know at first I just called him a hypocrite for saying that. But he is really much more. He is a bully using that fucking book to try and diminish what the Stuckmeister has to say. Not that Stucky needs my help with his reasoned argument of the facts. But that is the problem here. Logic and faith are two separate things. They can never meet. The bible has some interesting parables but they are not and never will be facts since it is also a political document much like the U.S Constitution. Laws codified at the Council of Niceca from 20 May to 19 Jun, AD 325.
But this debate about 9/11 is just the battle between religion and facts writ large. There is no question that we are not being told everything. We know this because there are redacted pages in final report. I also have know doubt that the various bureaucracies are doing there very best to cover up their incompetence leading up to and in aftermath of event. I can say this based on my own experiences at the Westray Coal mine. It would be easy for me to go looking for conspiracies under every rock.
However it is much easier to explain using my own experiences dealing with the deaths of 26 of my co-workers
The Richards Inquiry was set up in Nova Scotia to investigate what happened at Westray they proceeded to supposedly investigate what caused the explosion. What ended up happening was the powers that be threw a couple of middle management functionaries under the bus to protect the rest of the BORG. Sorry to be using a Star Trek analogy. That and blaming it on people who they either wouldn’t call to testify, that would be me. Or in the other case heaping as much of the blame as possible on those they knew wouldn’t come to defend themselves. That would be Gerald Philips and Roger Parry. Even though those guys did and still do have my utmost contempt.
Getting back to 9/11 while it is instructive to look at what everyone has to say. It is counterproductive to not argue the facts then I read about the Freon in basement. I knew that debate if you can call it that had “jumped the shark”
BostonBob
That website is. I agree, about the funniest thing I have ever seen.
rob in Nova Scotia
One express elevator to hell coming up…
Oh hang on…hell is already here on this little dustbowl in space..
Robert is not trying to bully anyone. He is just pointing out the truth. Accept it as you will or not. That is your choice. On the other hand if Robert were a Mohammedan you would be in line for some bullying.
Dr. Richard Carrier deconstructs the mythological origins of Christianity as well as how it has adapted through the centuries in this one hour interview. He addresses the evolution of early Christianity through the lens of myth and the politics of the second and third century of the Roman empire.
Richard Carrier Deconstructs Christianity in One Hour
Overthecliff My point went completely over your head. Siddell you can’t be smart and be a non-believer. His statement is trolling.
Check out how this believer can be such an absolute dullard……..
Dammit Overthetop I guess you’re right…
not