Good to see he wore a different shirt in each picture.
TC
December 4, 2015 10:47 am
Dang, my bachelor party wasn’t anything at all like that. 🙁
Lysander
December 4, 2015 10:48 am
Ho…ly…shit. What a guy. Is the social welfare so intense there that this guy gets away from paying child support? Do they even HAVE child support in Sweden? I’ll have to look that up.
Lysander
December 4, 2015 10:50 am
*****Lysander now is frantically searching travel agencies for the next flight to Sweden*****
Anonymous
December 4, 2015 11:29 am
This is pretty much acceptable behavior in Sweden (read their local papers and magazines or watch their films that have been subtitled in English).
Anyone really need to wonder why they are falling to Islam?
EL Coyote
December 4, 2015 12:08 pm
We need to import Swedes to America so they can show these limp-dicked Americanos how it’s done.
JIMSKI
December 4, 2015 2:32 pm
I’m sure everyone has a good bach party story. I’ll go first.
The names will not be changed some of these guys are dead.
The bach party for Steve involved a few well more than a few whores. One in particular could suck a golf ball through a drinking straw. She was way drunk and went from zipper to zipper to zipper for prolly 3 hours.
Yes good times.
So late to the party Johnnie shows up. He was a Reserve soldier of the year bla bla bla but a real straight arrow guy. within 30 minutes he falls for sucksucky whore and is on the love seat sucking face with this chick. I’m talking deep tongue kissing for 20 seconds at a time.
When he comes up for air Chuck shouts ” hey Johnnie hows dem balls taste! It took johnnie about 10 minutes to finally understand what we were talking about.
He chugs like 1/2 a quart of 80 proof in 30 seconds. Now Johnnie is a big guy and he does not drink. 20 minutes later Chuck the resident dbag mouths off again and Johnnie almost kills the guy. Now I am not talking almost killed the guy I am talking he actually ALMOST KILLED THE GUY. Dude lost an eye and an arm was mostly decorative after that.
Man memories….
Dutchman
December 4, 2015 2:44 pm
Four baby mama’s – these Swedes are white niggers!
EL Coyote
December 4, 2015 3:52 pm
Jimski, nobody could top that story. I have no idea why anybody would downthumb it, it was appropriately revolting. Let me know if your going to the next TBP gathering, I have plenty of revolting stories myself.
Jackson, opining on more than a litte bit of cuddle,
December 4, 2015 9:58 pm
What a cocksman!
Andreas Utterhall is every man’s ideal.
Now for the practical questions…
What child support will Mr. Happy’s man owe his babies’ mamas for each happenstance heir?
Then, after forking out for his fornication, how much will Andreas U have left to live on?
And, of equal importance, how much of Andrea’s time, in the decades to come, will have to be spent tending the other needs of his gardens and their fruits?
Is widely sowing your seed worth it? Would you trade places Andreas or others like him – George Barker (one of his mistresses was Elizabeth Smart with whom he ahd four of his 15 children) comes to mind?
Could you keep your women, bring up your spawn, and still feel cocky about your situation?
Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it.
Jackson, fooled once again (?),
December 4, 2015 10:22 pm
After posting above, I typed in “Andreas Utterhall” on the Google seach line.
I found:
“April Fools´ Jokes
StockholmNews2010-04-01
“Today it is the first of April, and many Swedish media, companies and organizations have chosen to follow the tradition of April Fools´ jokes. Read our compilation of some of the best ones.
The Unplanned Father of fFour
The local daily Västerbottens-Kuriren today had an interview with Andreas Utterhall, father of four newborn babies, as could be seen on four different baby pictures on the family pages in the newspaper. The paper asked Utterhall how this happened.
‘It’s my kids, so of course I had to be in the pictures. But I understand why you wonder. Should I be honest, it was a crazy weekend when it happened, it was my bachelor party in fact. Then of course there was no wedding, for obvious reasons… It’s a bit hard to talk about. While I understand that people are wondering, so for the sake of the children is the best choice to be open about everything,’ the father of the four newborn babies answer.
[Q]-The children were born in a relatively close proximity to each other, could you be present during the deliveries?
‘I was actually present at all except one. It was the mothers who got to decide. All were fantastic experiences. At the first delivery I was a bit shocked and don’t really remember that much….’ “
EL Coyote
December 5, 2015 12:40 am
Jackson, your not a noob, how could you take this stuff seriously? Think, man, it’s Friday and Admin has been in a good mood lately. He loves to pull your leg once in a while. That should keep anybody on their toes.
gm
December 5, 2015 2:32 am
lol I was pondering the Sweden thing ,but if it sounds to good to be true it prolly is lol
Chombe
December 11, 2015 9:25 am
This guy is the king 😀 I can’t believe this…. 4 babies bro…. lol
Scooter
December 15, 2015 5:38 am
Hahah, this guy is like: “SOMEBODY STOP ME!!” :)))
Maybe the Swede’s deserve the Syrians.
Good to see he wore a different shirt in each picture.
Dang, my bachelor party wasn’t anything at all like that. 🙁
Ho…ly…shit. What a guy. Is the social welfare so intense there that this guy gets away from paying child support? Do they even HAVE child support in Sweden? I’ll have to look that up.
*****Lysander now is frantically searching travel agencies for the next flight to Sweden*****
This is pretty much acceptable behavior in Sweden (read their local papers and magazines or watch their films that have been subtitled in English).
Anyone really need to wonder why they are falling to Islam?
We need to import Swedes to America so they can show these limp-dicked Americanos how it’s done.
I’m sure everyone has a good bach party story. I’ll go first.
The names will not be changed some of these guys are dead.
The bach party for Steve involved a few well more than a few whores. One in particular could suck a golf ball through a drinking straw. She was way drunk and went from zipper to zipper to zipper for prolly 3 hours.
Yes good times.
So late to the party Johnnie shows up. He was a Reserve soldier of the year bla bla bla but a real straight arrow guy. within 30 minutes he falls for sucksucky whore and is on the love seat sucking face with this chick. I’m talking deep tongue kissing for 20 seconds at a time.
When he comes up for air Chuck shouts ” hey Johnnie hows dem balls taste! It took johnnie about 10 minutes to finally understand what we were talking about.
He chugs like 1/2 a quart of 80 proof in 30 seconds. Now Johnnie is a big guy and he does not drink. 20 minutes later Chuck the resident dbag mouths off again and Johnnie almost kills the guy. Now I am not talking almost killed the guy I am talking he actually ALMOST KILLED THE GUY. Dude lost an eye and an arm was mostly decorative after that.
Man memories….
Four baby mama’s – these Swedes are white niggers!
Jimski, nobody could top that story. I have no idea why anybody would downthumb it, it was appropriately revolting. Let me know if your going to the next TBP gathering, I have plenty of revolting stories myself.
What a cocksman!
Andreas Utterhall is every man’s ideal.
Now for the practical questions…
What child support will Mr. Happy’s man owe his babies’ mamas for each happenstance heir?
Then, after forking out for his fornication, how much will Andreas U have left to live on?
And, of equal importance, how much of Andrea’s time, in the decades to come, will have to be spent tending the other needs of his gardens and their fruits?
Is widely sowing your seed worth it? Would you trade places Andreas or others like him – George Barker (one of his mistresses was Elizabeth Smart with whom he ahd four of his 15 children) comes to mind?
Could you keep your women, bring up your spawn, and still feel cocky about your situation?
Don’t tell me you haven’t thought about it.
After posting above, I typed in “Andreas Utterhall” on the Google seach line.
I found:
“April Fools´ Jokes
StockholmNews2010-04-01
“Today it is the first of April, and many Swedish media, companies and organizations have chosen to follow the tradition of April Fools´ jokes. Read our compilation of some of the best ones.
The Unplanned Father of fFour
The local daily Västerbottens-Kuriren today had an interview with Andreas Utterhall, father of four newborn babies, as could be seen on four different baby pictures on the family pages in the newspaper. The paper asked Utterhall how this happened.
‘It’s my kids, so of course I had to be in the pictures. But I understand why you wonder. Should I be honest, it was a crazy weekend when it happened, it was my bachelor party in fact. Then of course there was no wedding, for obvious reasons… It’s a bit hard to talk about. While I understand that people are wondering, so for the sake of the children is the best choice to be open about everything,’ the father of the four newborn babies answer.
[Q]-The children were born in a relatively close proximity to each other, could you be present during the deliveries?
‘I was actually present at all except one. It was the mothers who got to decide. All were fantastic experiences. At the first delivery I was a bit shocked and don’t really remember that much….’ “
Jackson, your not a noob, how could you take this stuff seriously? Think, man, it’s Friday and Admin has been in a good mood lately. He loves to pull your leg once in a while. That should keep anybody on their toes.
lol I was pondering the Sweden thing ,but if it sounds to good to be true it prolly is lol
This guy is the king 😀 I can’t believe this…. 4 babies bro…. lol
Hahah, this guy is like: “SOMEBODY STOP ME!!” :)))