If you were wondering what to give SSS for Christmas this year, your prayers have been answered.
SSS CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
If you were wondering what to give SSS for Christmas this year, your prayers have been answered.
On th first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a slice of bacon on the Christmas Tree. PS: Smear pig blood at all the entry points of America, at all the Welfare Offices, and everywhere the incorrigible Barbarians gather.
Is that actually a Christmas tree ornament or is it Muslim repellent?
Wouldn’t hurt to get some if it’s tha latter, but it might work that way anyway I would think.
If I were temporary dictator in ‘Murica I’d make it mandatory that all mosques be situated immediately adjacent to and downwind of a pig farm. No building or occupancy permits until the pig farm is up and running. I’d give huge tax breaks to any BBQ joints willing to set up shop nearby.
I’d also use crop dusters filled with pig blood to stop the spread of the vermin.
In other news, I just received 20lbs of Benton’s cured hickory bacon and 5lbs of ends and pieces. Mmm, Mmm Good!
“Muslim repellent”. Eau ‘de bacon: by Machavelli. Makes a great gift.
Has Obama banned bacon in the WH? Just curious.
That is a nice looking piece of bacon, good ratio of meat. I like Nueskes thick cut myself.
Thanks Admin and Stephanie. Great suggestions.
My love of bacon is becoming widespread. The guys in my golf group have noticed. A few weeks ago, one of them gave me a tube of bacon-flavored chapstick at our luncheon. He swears he wasn’t trying to pick me up. Heh. Last week, a waitress at my club leaned over my shoulder and asked if I’d like some more bacon. I said yes, and she didn’t include it on my breakfast bill. But I certainly did on her tip.
My apologies, cupcake, aka T4C. Please excuse the term “cupcake” if it offends. I reserve it as an endearment for women I truly admire.
I’m having trouble lately with focus. Sorry – and thanks for your complimentary post.
That Mastiff rocks. Let somebody attack his mommy and he’ll turn into a blur of death delivering destruction!