A LITTLE TRUMP IRONY

I got up as usual yesterday morning and got dressed for work. I picked a tie off the rack. There are probably 100 ties on the rack. I never throw anything away, unless it is stained or torn. I picked an old blue tie and put it on. Later that day I noticed it happened to be a Donald Trump Signature tie. I think I had gotten it as a Christmas present at least ten years ago. It had a gaudy gold Trump nameplate on the back. I was looking it over and to my delight I noticed the tag showing where it was made.

HAND MADE IN CHINA

It seems good old Donald didn’t have a problem with shipping US jobs to China when it benefited his bottom line. Billionaires and politicians will always lie when it benefits them. The irony – it burns. 🙂


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TC
TC
February 3, 2016 1:24 pm

Trump will either be the greatest President of our lifetime or the biggest hustle. The said thing is that you *know* everyone else running is in the tank, but with Trump there’s at least some question. Poor Charlie Brown always wants to believe that this time will be different.

Tucci78
Tucci78
February 3, 2016 1:44 pm

TC: “Trump will either be the greatest President of our lifetime or the biggest hustle.”

Hm? Bigger than Obozo (Soetoro, Harrison J. Bounel, Soebrkah, or whatever the fuck else he’s called himself in the course of his lying little life)?

I know that this is a tempation unto Fate, but could the republic possibly do worse than the National Socialist Democrat American Party (NSDAP) as the axis of evil?

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
February 3, 2016 2:42 pm

Will all respect to Admin, Trump has evolved like many other Americans. I would hardly hold a ten (or 20) year old tie against him

Uncaged
Uncaged
February 3, 2016 3:28 pm

Ahhhh…., I believe this new revelation can only be interpreted by the American voters in one of 3 ways:

1 – The Donald is a fraudster who outsources to the slant-eyes in order to further line his pockets.

2 – The Donald has repented of his outsourcing ways, and now, truly desires to make America great again by returning oversea jobs back to the middle class. Even, if only out of guilt and a desire to pay for his past sins.

3 – Or – The Donald, as an astute businessman, chose to have the silk ties that bear his name, to be constructed by the chinks, who have been dealing in the silk trade since antiquity. And, was able to successfully negotiate with the rice-imbibing Ching Chongs in order to obtain these ties at record below-wholesale pricing in order to sell them at such profits whereby he could afford to pay higher taxes to the country that he loves, while still, providing first class business apparel to his fellow capitalists within our beloved nation.

People vote their conscience. I wish I knew which one of the above was true. Maybe Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Lester Holt, Megyn Kelly, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity or the team at 60 minutes will figure it out and let us know with 100% documented certainty. If they don’t, it then becomes a simple matter of trust.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 3, 2016 4:16 pm

Since we’re on the subject of Trump’s fraudulent ways, let’s not forget “Trump University”.

“Attorney General Eric Schneiderman says many of the 5,000 students who paid up to $35,000 thought they would at least meet Trump but instead all they got was their picture taken in front of a life-size picture of “The Apprentice” TV star.”

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/08/24/trump-university-fraud-ny/2696367/

You guys realize that makes 3 (count ’em THREE) Presidential candidates with sketchy-ness in their backgrounds: 1. Hitlery and her treasonous handling of Benghazi and the emails, 2. Trump as noted, and, 3. Cruz and his unreported $1 M loan from Goldman Sucks.

IMO the only decent candidate on the GOP side was Rand Paul and he just quit the race.

Hope@ZeroKelvin
Hope@ZeroKelvin
February 3, 2016 4:26 pm

@Admin.

Great find, but your last sentence should be:

“The irony – it BERNS.”

Ponder that for a bit.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 5:11 pm

Admin – you STILL do not get it. I have to keep teaching you, over and over, after all these years. So here it is again:

Businesses do NOT ship jobs anywhere.

It is the motherfucking shit-for-brains consumers that ship jobs overseas.

If the fucking cunt sheeple refuse to buy that overseas shit, it would be made in the USA. But no – the ignorant twats could not wait to buy shit from overseas at $0.01 less. Fuck their fellow Americans. Fuck supporting their own people. “Gotta get me some cheap shit, so all we gots left is $9 an hour Walmart jobs! But yessir, got me a cheap motherfucking Donald Trump tie.” Turns out it is not such a cheap tie, but people are too stupid to even look at the fucking label.

Businesses are in the business of making money. They have no other function. They are reptilian.

It is humans that are supposed to be able to figure this shit out. Business will provide what the customer wants. If customers want cheap overseas shit, that is exactly what they fuckers will get.

You should dig up the name of whoever bought that butt-ugly tie and go kick them in the fuck for giving you an overseas made piece of shit.

Here is a link to TWENTY (TWENTY!!!) companies that produce ties in America. Doubt any will be cheap though.

http://americanologists.blogspot.com.au/2014/06/20-american-made-necktie-brands-tie-one.html

And guess what?!!! Those motherfucking imported Trump ties are going for $60 bucks new on Amazon. American made ties form Collered Greens are going for $55 to $85. So the first place I checked are offering American made ties for less than those imported pieces of shit. Son of a bitch.

Fuck me. People are fucking brain dead. They deserve EXACTLY what is coming. They deserve to be fucked up the ass for this shit, and boy howdy are they going to get it.

ASIG
ASIG
February 3, 2016 5:27 pm

“let him that is without sin cast the first stone”

Sure I agree the irony is something to behold. But I also have to admit that the last kitchen I remodeled I could have gone with American Made Cabinets or save several thousand dollars on Chinese made Cabinets.

I will not be the first to cast a stone.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 6:14 pm

So there you have it. ASIG sends an American job overseas. One more unemployed American tradesman.

But at least he did not blame the company or businesses.

I post a world-class rant and kick Admin’s ass, and not a peep one out of him. Sigh.

I miss Smokey and AWD, I miss “he shoulda ducked”, and the mountain lion in the phone booth, and the thumb ring war. I miss being right about OWS. Hell, I even miss kicking RE’s ass. Wonder if he died.

Dammit. What we need is a good old fashioned no-holds-barred TBP war.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 3, 2016 6:50 pm

Admin’s point is well taken. It’s like an ex-whore standing in church railing against……whores. How would you ever know if that whore has really changed her ways?

Suzanna
Suzanna
February 3, 2016 7:08 pm

llpoh,

you have a point…but, maybe this time people

aren’t in the mood for a war? And sadly, you may have

missed Admin.’s point.

Most of us loathe buying “made in China” stuff…

and that would be printed in caps. And, espec. do not

buy the food. Pick another topic for your war.

rhs jr
rhs jr
February 3, 2016 7:39 pm

Made me think: “Are you going to hold it against me that I was born handsome, tall, smart, rich, have a beautiful wife and children but bought some ties from China?”

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 7:44 pm

Suzanna – what say you blow me.

And don’t forget to mind your own fucking business while you are at it. You flit in, shoot your mouth off, and are about to get scorched. You will not like the experience.

You have zero history here. Admin and I have been battling and fighting and bickering for years, and we are on the same side of things. You don’t know shit from shinola.

I will start and fight any fucking war I want. If you had the sense god gave a gnat you would steer clear until you get a fucking clue.

And that is me being nice to you because you are new.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 7:49 pm

rhs – yes, I will hold it against you, you fucking moron. Quit buying shit from China, or from anywhere overseas. Just say no. Look at the goddamn tags, and buy American made.

Just because you may have made some good decisions does not justify being a moron re buying shit made overseas.

I made my living my whole life making stuff in the US. I look at where things are made. I intimately know why jobs are lost overseas, and it has to do with nitwits buying shit made overseas. No point in making shit overseas and shipping it to the US if no one buys it, now is there?

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 7:55 pm

rhs – guess I should have asked “Are you Chinese?” If you are Chinese, buying shit from China is ok.

But I assumed because you said you were tall that you were tall odds were against it.

And being smart and buying shit from China, if you are an American, is mutually exclusive. One or the other. Smart. Or buy Chinese shit. You cannot be/do both.

Like working for the govt and claiming you are doing it to help folks.

starfcker
starfcker
February 3, 2016 7:59 pm

People keep giving me those trump hats, I’ve got four or five of them already, but I’m not the kind to wear political gear. Makes me happy to know Jim Quinn is strutting around pennsytucky, proudly wearing his trump swag. Good job, cheif, don’t listen to llpoh, that’s a beautiful tie.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 8:07 pm

star – he only showed the back. The front undoubtedly looks like this:

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llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 8:10 pm

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Billah's wife
Billah's wife
February 3, 2016 8:29 pm

llpoh

Time ter go back ter molestin that imaginary kangaroo on yer imaginary doomstead in Australia. Time ter go back ter counting the imaginary money you stacked up in yer imaginary career as a manufacturing badass. Good gawd, the times you leave this place are like the happy hunting grounds yer turd colored forebears enjoyed afore they got mowed down by righteous white people. Begone from here yew hallucinating retard.

Tucci78
Tucci78
February 3, 2016 8:43 pm

llpoh: “I made my living my whole life making stuff in the US. I look at where things are made. I intimately know why jobs are lost overseas, and it has to do with nitwits buying shit made overseas”

To which the answer comes by way of Adam Smith:

“By means of glasses, hotbeds, and hotwalls [hothouses], very good grapes can be raised in Scotland, and very good wine too can be made of them at about thirty times the expense for which at least equally good can be brought from foreign countries. Would it be a reasonable law to prohibit the importation of all foreign wines, merely to encourage the making of claret and burgundy in Scotland?”

— The Wealth Of Nations, Book IV, Chapter II, p. 458, para. 15.(1776)

In the present state of political affairs, American producers are DISADVANTAGED by the costs of regulatory compliance, the threats of litigation and other forms of “lawfare,” and – above all else in light of Obozo’s 2007 campaign promise to make “electricity bills necessarily skyrocket” – jacked-up prices for all of his operating expenditures. Energy prices feed into those operating costs at every level, and they are KILLING American businesses.

The Chinese aren’t doing this. It’s simply that they don’t have to deal as proximally with those motherfuckers in government pervading these United States at every level.

Your “Buy American” attitude is a bit like coming upon a person being strangled to death by a big sonofabitch with both hands around the victim’s throat, and instead of persuading the S.O.B. to let go, you’re trying to perform a tracheotomy on the patient in order to secure an alternative airway.

This when you should just stick the fucking scalpel in the assailant and repeat until he lets go.

It’s not that the chinks have any kind of overwhelming natural advantage (beyond the fact that the world’s known reserves of rare earth elements seem to be located primarily in Red China) but rather that *their* government – venal and corrupt and totalitarian and all that shit – isn’t as much an economic anvil chained around the collective throat of Chinese manufacturers as is government in these United States, which is dragging down *our* productive sector.

Don’t seek interference in trade (either voluntary or coerced) with China and other manufacturing sources of cheap shit, but instead focus your attention on the Malevolent Jobholders in the tax-feeding, grafting, grasping, vicious, arrogant fucking government *here*.

Stucky
Stucky
February 3, 2016 8:43 pm

Susanna,

Here is an excerpt from the “Burning Platform Training Manuel”, Chapter 2: Shit Flinging, Paragraph 5, page 121, “Fucking with Big Dogs Like Llpoh”, which states thusly. “You can fuck with Llpoh once. So make it a good effort, for today is a good day to die.”

Pictured thusly,

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Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 3, 2016 8:49 pm

Suzanna

I have tangled with Loopey many times and lived to tell about the battles. Come back in and pin that injuns ears back or forever be humiliated.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 9:32 pm

Tucci – I well know that the govt is strangling the US manufacturing system.

But fact is US products can be found at at least competitive prices – maybe not quite as cheap, but generally reasonably priced. The ties are a good example, at least at the high end.

This buying of overseas shit happened prior to the majority of the crappy regs really biting – Japanese stuff began flooding in in the late 70’s especially. And consumers were more than happy to jump on board the Jap train. Einsteins that they are.

I seek voluntary restraint of trade – do not buy shit your neighbor does not make. Voluntary restraint is the way to go.

And scream blue murder at your “reps” that make the frigging laws that injures our manufacturers and miners and farmers. Not that that helps – I have done loads of screaming. But it makes you feel better.

The US is the best manufacturing nation on earth. Given even half a chance, it is a dominating force. But it is not being given half a chance, and consumers are killing off what chance it is given by choosing to buy on price with no other consideration.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 9:40 pm

Stuck – that is hilarious.

But in all seriousness, a newbie coming in and telling me what I can post? Fuck me, that is asking for trouble.

Be like them trying to tell you that you are no longer the Judge and final arbiter.

These folks have never seen a real TBP fight. I am trying to stir one up.

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Westcoaster
Westcoaster
February 3, 2016 9:45 pm

I vote we have another 9/11 shitfest. What say yawl?

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 9:49 pm

Westcoaster – first smart thing you said all day. That always gets the juices flowing. Maybe Admin will even invite that little turd DP in for a short stay.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 3, 2016 9:56 pm

Look out Loopey, Suzanna has forgotten more about 9/11 than you ever knew. OBTW have you figured out how WTC7 collapsed faster than you can type “blow me”.

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 10:12 pm

Actually, I avoid 9/11 threads for the most part, just dropping in to call the truthers nutjobs and such.

Unfriendly
Unfriendly
February 3, 2016 10:42 pm

I don’t know, its confusing. I have tremendous respect for llpoh. I do. He’s an old timer and a big dog, too. I think its cool that he’s trying to stir things up. At the same time I respect Suzanna. She is a good gal who only has Admin’s best interests at heart and I hope she is not run off. I guess I’m a sucker for the ladies. Call me a pussy or whatever. I like Suzanna. That’s all I have to say about the matter. No war tonight

llpoh
llpoh
February 3, 2016 10:47 pm

Unfriendly – not trying to run her off. She seems a good fit around here. This is the wild west, though, but newbies do not always realize it. If she jumps into something not her business she is asking for an awakening. Better to tiptoe around such things. And women do not get special treatment.

BTW – blow me is almost a term of endearment around here.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
February 3, 2016 10:53 pm

A big dog in the wide world Web of interent forum posting can be a 350lb loser sitting in his mother’s basement. There ain’t no reason ter respect someone fer dedicating a significant portion uh there lives ter communicating tedium with anonymous strangers. I think the best we could do is try ter discourage llpoh from wastin any more of his lonesome existence typin out the asinine retardation he is so fond of.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 3, 2016 11:18 pm

Suzanna- Don’t be afraid to give Llpoh a dose of his own medicine. Loopey is the toothless, mangiest of the big dogs. Send him back up under the porch to lick his wounds.

Unfriendly
Unfriendly
February 3, 2016 11:35 pm

Llpoh: I get it. I didn’t think you’re in the wrong but I also didn’t think she was either. I suppose it’s debatable. Truth is, I kind of want a “wild west” fuckfest here as well here, if only because I am so fucking bored all the time waiting for all the shit to come down, ya know? I thought all your posts were really cool tonight even, if only to stir shit up around here. I just think it’s different between us guys as opposed to the gals. Later. Have a good night down under ‘ya fuckin’ bastard 🙂

Unfriendly
Unfriendly
February 3, 2016 11:40 pm

Good day. I mean ( in your time zone)….

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 4, 2016 12:40 am

Llpoh- If you are going to doppler, try not to be so obvious, mmkaaay.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 4, 2016 2:16 am

🙂 It’s funny, I just knew Suz was gonna get slapped around when I read her comment.

llpoh said:
“I miss Smokey and AWD, I miss “he shoulda ducked”, and the mountain lion in the phone booth, and the thumb ring war. I miss being right about OWS. Hell, I even miss kicking RE’s ass. Wonder if he died.

Dammit. What we need is a good old fashioned no-holds-barred TBP war.”

Watch out dude, the Assclown brigade will show up and start flipping you shit for pining for the old days. I see Assclown #3 (bw) has already chimed in. I’ve wiped more intelligent shit off my ass than bw.

I mistakenly foiled SSS’s attempt to rile admin while simultaneously tryin’ to stir admin up in the “how to not be raped” thread. You, SSS and I are all correct in that admin just needs to do some old school TBP ass(clown) stomping around here. He started to get in the mood before he got sick. I tried to incite him to kick Molson’s ass but Molson wisely tucked his schlong back between his butt cheeks and scampered away.

You’re right too about the newbs. So few of them have any idea how insane this place was. It’s a mere shadow of it’s former self. Sadly we’ll probably have wait for “TBP: The Book” to come out to relive those days. Too many sensitive snowflake types around here. Oh well, shit will be gettin’ sporty for real soon enough.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
February 4, 2016 5:11 am

Indented Spincter is a major badass when it comes ter the wild and wooly crazy town of the olden days on this here interweb forum. People were callin each other all kinds uh shit and gettin pissed off over minor differences of opinion. You shoulda seen it. Callin young women the C word even. Yep, them was the good ol days. I raise my glass to IS and all the Lonely retards who showed up here first.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 4, 2016 7:51 am

IS – I am going to call him a bald boomer next. He hates that. I am going to pick on his weight (I imagine Avalon has a bit to say about that). Hell, if all else fails I am going to call him out for pandering to all those Ivy League MBAs he loves so much, and will call the Fourth Turning a piece of shit book. I am going to prod him til he can take no more.

Admin – you are going to have to come out and fight. We owe it to the newbies to show them a good time.

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 4, 2016 7:55 am

IS – I never read BWs posts. Never. I had no idea it was commenting on my posts. I pass over them like I do one of flash’s long cut and pastes.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 4, 2016 8:11 am

llpoh, I don’t fuck with admin. He sticks to what he knows and I’m not about to best him in that regard. Besides, it’s his house and I don’t want to disrespect him in his own house by kicking him in the balls. The worst I’ve done is to inflict a playful scratch on one of his balls while cringing just in case he unleashed hell on me.

Furthermore, he owns the only EDIT button that exists on TBP and he’s not above tweaking things if the situation warrants it.

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
February 4, 2016 8:36 am

Oh mah gawd llpoh you are such uh hoot. Yer gonna got Admin so pissed off he can’t see straight. Yew and IS are like the craziest forum posters around. I love it. Keep up the awsomeness

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
February 4, 2016 11:02 am

Admin is being ever so kind to use Llpoh’s glamour shot instead of the more accurate cur photos that really portray him.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
February 4, 2016 6:17 pm

I was hoping to see suzanna back here today trying to choke out llpoh with an old pair of pantyhose. I hope she’s not making him a sammich instead! She should pal around with Maggie, TE, T4C and HZK. They’ll get her on the right path!

Billah's wife
Billah's wife
February 4, 2016 10:40 pm

I claim victry over this thread. Llpoh and Idiotic Stinkbugger are hear by rendered irrelevant, unsung unwept and generally considered the two stinky turds of TBP.

Mad King George
Mad King George
February 5, 2016 7:50 am

Tucci78,

Problem with the Adam Smith view quoted is that it is blinkered: it reduces life to just numbers and ignores things like man’s selfishness, greed and sociopathic tendencies. There is more to life than simple economics, such as: MORALITY, “doing the right thing” for oneself and one’s neighbour and the environment, and other touchy-feely stuff like that. Otherwise, bombing the sh#t out of the Middle East (or anywhere else for that matter) would be actually a good thing to do as it would allow the Military Industrial Complex to keep people in jobs, support the Marines, provide lucrative contracts to US construction companies and make Goldman Sucks lots more money to keep paying US bankers large bonuses.

To the extent that (well thought-out) regulations protect consumers from corrupt manufacturers of dangerous products, they are well-intentioned and probably necessary, and an inevitable but unavoidable cost of protecting naive, short-termist consumers from harm caused by unscrupulous business practices.

I’m with Llpoh on this one: buy local.

MKG

Mad King George
Mad King George
February 5, 2016 7:52 am

And +100 to Billah’s Wife for hilarious commentary.

MKG

Tucci78
Tucci78
February 5, 2016 8:46 am

Fumbles Mad King George: “Problem with the Adam Smith view quoted is that it is blinkered: it reduces life to just numbers and ignores things like man’s selfishness, greed and sociopathic tendencies.”

Yeah, right. This said of the same philosopher (remember, there *were* no economists before Adam Smith wrote *The Wealth of Nations* in 1776) whose *The Theory of Moral Sentiments* (1759 et seq) is still regarded as one of the seminal works in the study of ethics.

There is no DIVORCING economics from morality, and it is fucking idiotic to leap suicidally to the premise that “touchy-feely stuff like” seeking autarky (you’re on the Web; look it up) is in any way a matter of “MORALITY.”

All of the shit you decry – “selfishness, greed and sociopathic tendencies” – are inescapable aspects of human nature. It’s called REALITY, which is there even when you close your eyes, chant your mantras, and wish really, *really* hard that it didn’t exist.

Adam Smith and other honest investigators studying purposeful human action (Bastiat, Mises, von Hayek, Hazlitt, Rothbard, Block et alia) acknowledge realities no matter how sordid you personally might consider them, and refuse to cede wishful thinking any weight whatso-fucking-ever.

To make economic theory PRACTICABLE (i.e., valid), one must acknowledge and accept reality – “selfishness, greed and sociopathic tendencies” and Uncle Tom Cobley and all – rather than insist upon shoving your head even further up your ass than you’ve got it wedged already.

“Buy American” won’t work. Never before in history has anything like it EVER worked (if only because the omnipresent “selfishness, greed and sociopathic tendencies” of domestic merchants manifests in the vicious exploitation of this sentiment, and they fuck people like you over with Louisiana Hot Sauce in lieu of Vaseline), as even the most superficial familiarization with *The Wealth of Nations* and subsequent honest scholarship in economics would enable you to understand.

starfcker
starfcker
February 5, 2016 7:31 pm

Tucci. Dude. We can walk and chew gum at the same time. There is no one solution to our economic problems, it is a web of interlocking treasons. Fixing one part won’t help. The only way to improve the situation is hit them all hard. Cutting the regulatory strangler is a big piece I grant you, but that burden was put in place for a reason, to encourage offshoring and destroy the concept of intellectual property. To share the wealth, in globalist terms. To steal the wealth, in clear eyed terms. We need to re-embrace the concept of nationalism, over the now failed concept of global collectivism. The global ecomony is a fraud, and will collapse like any ponzi. Let’s not go down with the ship.