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“The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

George Carlin

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TC
TC
May 26, 2016 8:06 am

Every year it seems I have to do battle with a yellowjacket nest in the woods behind our house. Something like this could come in handy…

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 26, 2016 8:13 am

For some reason things like Ferguson and Baltimore come to mind as I read this, not yellowjackets.

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 26, 2016 8:17 am

TC, just hang a chunk or two of spoiled meat beyond the hornets nest and they’ll stay away from your place unless you have goodies out for them.

I could really have some fun with a flame thrower though! I’ve heard WWII soldiers describe how intimidating it was to use one. Operators also stood out as targets because the enemy did not want to get burned to death by one.

Stucky
Stucky
May 26, 2016 8:29 am

No, no, no.

The Russians have something named the TOS-1 multiple-rocket launcher thermobaric weapon. Thermobaric = no explosives = just fuel and air = hell. It’s mounted on a T-72 tank chassis.

However ……… they now have the TOS-1A …aka “Blazing Sun” …….. and it’s hand held! Those crafty sunsabitches! Nothing survives the immediate vicinity.

This will take care of the hornets nest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rIf-yU3C-OU

Cdubbya
Cdubbya
May 26, 2016 10:50 am

Do we really think that it is a good idea to make this type of equipment readily available to anyone with the money?

Rob in Nova Scotia
Rob in Nova Scotia
May 26, 2016 10:59 am

🙂

Suzanna
Suzanna
May 26, 2016 11:25 am

well there goes your country house if they want you out of it…

were these used in Fort McMurray? Someone stated it is common

knowledge the fire was arson.

harry p.
harry p.
May 26, 2016 11:50 am

meh, not that hard to make oneself (hypothetically speaking…)

Fiatman60
Fiatman60
May 26, 2016 12:31 pm

I once saw plans for making a PVC flamethrower on Youtube about ten years ago. It was made by a teenager who modified the unit to fire homemade napalm. The kid tested it out on a rainy night in his neighborhood and everything the flame thrower touched was severely scorched!!

Once the homemade napalm “adhered” to the trees and foliage, it stayed there unit the fuel exhausted itself.

Very impressive……. Video seems to have disappeared……..

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
May 26, 2016 12:55 pm

Fiat…the kid went to work for the military

IndenturedServant
IndenturedServant
May 26, 2016 3:32 pm

Cdubbya says:
“Do we really think that it is a good idea to make this type of equipment readily available to anyone with the money?”

Well, I want to be prepared in case you “need a light”. Whats the difference between selling guns or selling flamethowers to responsible citizens? You really are a dumbass!

jamesthewanderer
jamesthewanderer
May 27, 2016 12:47 am

Do you really think it’s a good idea to extend the voting franchise to everyone with a head? Individual zombies can be dismembered easily, but in masses they can pull you down before you can defeat them.
The they pass laws to prefer zombies, give welfare to zombies, give citizenship to zombies, give special privileges to zombies, discriminate against the living, …..

Something similar has been going on for the last fifty years down here in the States.