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Granny porn?
Mexican Donkey Porn?
Worse, it’s Mexican Granny Donkey Porn. It’s on like Donkey Porn.
Idiots.
Mostly masturbation porn.
You’re selling your selfies?
Any for me?
Dibs on the red dildo (it’s for a friend).
Short stroke?
I’m not as familiar with dicks as you might be. So a long stroke for me would be nothing for you, tulip lips.
I, no, I can’t, sorry, just too funny, oh Lord.
How much for a hand-job Stucky? I don’t want one, but I was thinking gift certificate.
Swamp Thing soliciting a hand job on TBP.
What’s next? Obama pardons Hillary before her inauguration?
I guess Lady Liberty ain’t much of a virgin anymore.
It must be true, the Lady is a Tramp.
That gift certificate was going to be your Christmas present.