WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Woody’s Anal Moon Party huh? Sounds like some sort of like action Toy Story porno.

Here’s a tip, lay off the botox…and the mushrooms.

It looks like someone escaped from the mental hospital again and is flashing customers in the parking lot.

There’s never a shortage with Big Bertha around…

I wish we had the story for this one! Leave your ideas in the comments.

Just imagine those bad boys now! Looking like the spawn of Willy Wonka and Edward Scissorhands.

You know, when you’re high on meth and imagine yourself in a nice, clean bathroom when in reality you are squatting in a Walmart parking lot. C’mon, we’ve all been there…

I’ve seen every episode of the Walking Dead and I’ll just assume that you would be dead before Season 1.

When you wake up the next morning after Halloween with half of your costume missing, but you really need to make a Walmart run…

That feeling you get when your outfit is on point!

Excuse me miss, please keep those buns inside of the packaging.

Judging by how Peter Parker is when he’s not wearing the Spiderman suit, this makes perfect sense.

If you think that’s impressive you should see his pubes…

Sometimes the scariest Halloween costumes aren’t the ones you would expect…

Best. Birthday. Cake. Ever!

Thanks for the bright lights. It’s like you hired the guys at the airport landing planes to direct us to your butt.

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