Stucky QOTD: SoS

Not a terribly exciting question today. But, isn’t the Secretary of State one the most important cabinet positions?

Breitbart conducted a poll. The results of 133,000 voters;

— Rudi Giuliani ……….. 37%

— John Bolton ………….. 26%

— David Petraeus ……… 20%

— Mitt Romney ………… 9%

— Dana Rohrabacher … 4%

UGH!!!!  What horrible choices!!!!! I voted for Rohrabacher …. only because I don’t know jack shit about him, and the other choices are so damned repulsive. Really really repulsive.

Some are saying that Nikki Haley has a good shot at it. Great. She has a degree in accounting, went into the fashion business, became a local legislator, and parlayed that into becoming a governor. All that experience!  Plus, she was a real bitch towards Trump during the primaries. That’s just fucking great.

I’m not going to criticize Trump … he deserves his 100 days.  But, I’m really wondering what the fuck he’s up to with these shittyfuk candidates.

Q: Who would you nominate?  (It can be anybody … not just the choices in the Breitbart poll.)

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Any woman with big tits.  Most foreign counterparts will be men.  All men are distracted by big tits. So, there would never be a WWIII if a big titted woman is involved.  Seriously, you gonna start some shit with another country while you’re staring at these things?

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One a more serious note, I would go for Ron Paul. Really. He would be magnificent. Of course, he seems to be totally done with politics.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
November 26, 2016 1:38 pm

Trump’s hardest position to fill by far will be Secretary of State. I liked what Rand Paul said,“It’s important that someone who was an unrepentant advocate for the Iraq War, who didn’t learn the lessons of the Iraq War, shouldn’t be the secretary of state for a president who says Iraq was a big lesson”.

We need a new foreign policy. This insanity of buying oil from Arab Nations, selling them arms and those same countries, using the profits from oil we bought and the arms we sold them to fund terrorists in other countries to start wars with us needs to end.

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
  Anonymous
November 26, 2016 2:51 pm

Anon….most of the time, you are spectacular

Gayle
Gayle
November 26, 2016 1:47 pm

The Romney thing leaves me flummoxed. Something here does not pass the smell test, as there are no rational reasons on a number of levels for Trump to be smitten with Romney.

John Bolton is just plain scary. He hasn’t ever found a regime in the Middle East that he doesn’t want to change as far as I can tell. He’s a hard-liner on Iran, though (he wants to do regime change there of course), so I can understand why Trump might be interested in him.

Petraeus is soiled going in, and his past service to the Neocons could be a problem.

From your list, Giuliani offends me the least, and he’s Donald’s good buddy so I don’t get the hesitation.

There’s a backstory here that is probably more than fascinating.

MN Steel
MN Steel
  Gayle
November 26, 2016 3:55 pm

Fuck it, re-install HRC.

“What difference, at this point, does it make?”

When you “drain the swamp” the next step is “kill the alligators,” not appoint them to positions of power.

Good thing I haven’t stopped power-buying things that go “pew-pew” and “boom.”. Methinks I will still need them.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  MN Steel
November 27, 2016 12:50 am

Attaboy MN,

Someones gotta keep S&W stock from collapsing.

unit472
unit472
November 26, 2016 1:54 pm

The power of a Secretary of State is entirely at the discretion of the President. Nixon had William Rogers at State and Henry Kissinger as his National Security Advisor. Who ran American foreign policy? Bill Clinton made the cadaver Warren Christopher Secretary of State and that was the last anybody ever heard of him. Will anyone miss John Kerry?

I thought putting Niki Haley in the UN Ambassador position was brilliant. It comes with an penthouse official residence at the Waldorf Astoria and lots of prestige but no power. Perfect place for Trump to dump a RINO like Haley where he can look down 25 floors from his penthouse and keep an eye on her while she has to defend Trump before the global SJW. He also gets a useful supporter in the South Carolina Governors mansion.

For all I care Trump could make Lindsey Graham SoS. It would get this carping creep out of the Senate and the Governor of South Carolina could appoint an effective Senator to take his place! We’ve seen Trumps national security team and its solid. Graham could attend State funerals, travel abroad and hopefully get beheaded or taken hostage while Trump and his generals run American foreign policy from the White House and Pentagon!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
November 26, 2016 1:58 pm

Bah, you could have put more effort into the big titty example. Where’s Riser when you need him?
I need big titty pics now more than ever so I can wash my eyes out of that Pedostagate article.

Somebody PLEEEEEZZZZZE!!!!!!!!!!!!

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
  EL Coyote
November 26, 2016 2:56 pm

El C……….for you

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EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
November 26, 2016 3:59 pm

Wow. What was I saying?

Overthecliff
Overthecliff
  EL Coyote
November 26, 2016 8:40 pm

I’m certainly with Coyote and Kok on this one.

RiNS
RiNS
  kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
November 27, 2016 8:48 am

Now we are talking!

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rhs jr
rhs jr
November 26, 2016 2:02 pm

Trey Gowdy, Pat Buchanan, Julian Assange or Edward Snowden

tampa red
tampa red
  rhs jr
November 26, 2016 3:23 pm

Gowdy needs to be atty general after Sessions gets put on the Supreme Court.Then Gowdy needs to be put on the court also.

Dirtscratcher
Dirtscratcher
  rhs jr
November 26, 2016 6:50 pm

Pat Buchanan. His grasp of history accompanied by an acute awareness of geopolitics as well as national politics is unsurpassed.

I’m not sure he would accept that gig, though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 26, 2016 2:07 pm

If we’re gonna have a war criminal for Sec of State, it might as well be Kissinger…well if he weren’t like 110 years old, that is.

starfcker
starfcker
November 26, 2016 2:23 pm

If there is any department in the federal government that needs drastic downsizing, it is state. Under obongo, state has pretty much operated as it’s own government, starting wars, setting trade policy, etc. Trump will be much more hands on. Stucky, be careful. Bea is pretty vengeful since you made fun of his dogs.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  starfcker
November 26, 2016 4:24 pm

Star…….Nobody laughed more than me over the Yorkie doppler. When was I vengeful?

starfcker
starfcker
  Bea Lever
November 26, 2016 5:36 pm

I’m just rethinking my confession. (under duress, i’m pretty sure) Had to be Stucky. LOL

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  starfcker
November 26, 2016 9:48 pm

Star – It had El Stucko’s signature all over it. I was shocked when you took the blame. I don’t know why he hates me, sigh……

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Bea Lever
November 26, 2016 10:01 pm

He doesn’t hate you. If he did, he’d blitz you day and night until you looked like Dresden.

yuge bigly
yuge bigly
November 26, 2016 2:31 pm

tell her tits to stop staring at my eyes

Miles Long
Miles Long
November 26, 2016 2:49 pm

Stucky should be SoS.

He could repaint the cabinet too.

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
  Miles Long
November 26, 2016 2:58 pm

Or stain the concrete; but only if he forgot how to do it

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
November 26, 2016 2:50 pm

The girl in the chair

or

Congressman Rohrabacher is a former Reagan speechwriter and long time champion for economic freedom, limited government and individual liberty.
Rohrabacher.com

Trapped in Portlandia
Trapped in Portlandia
November 26, 2016 2:54 pm

Pat Buchanan. He will finally be able to put some of his ideas into practice before checking out.

Although a smart non-neocon woman with a “substantial presence”, if you know what I mean, would also be a great choice.

kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
kokoda - A VERY PROUD Deplorable
  Trapped in Portlandia
November 26, 2016 2:59 pm

I hope that ‘substantial presence’ pokes Merkel’s eye out.
Putin will be putty in our hands.

FaF
FaF
  Trapped in Portlandia
November 26, 2016 4:57 pm

I also like Pat, but his criticisms of Israel and dovish stance on Iran (I support both) rule him out of Trump administration. Maybe he can be at some informal advisory role.

tampa red
tampa red
November 26, 2016 4:06 pm

Let’s put General Mattis in as both Sec.of State & Sec. of War.

General Mattis is being considered to be the Secretary of Defense. What a great way to start rebuilding our military. He nickname is Mad Dog Mattis

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General Mattis

A couple of months ago, when I told General Krulak, the former Commandant of the Marine Corps, now the chair of the Naval Academy Board of Visitors, that we were having General Mattis speak this evening, he said, Let me tell you a Jim Mattis story.

General Krulak said, when he was Commandant of the Marine Corps, every year, starting about a week before Christmas, he and his wife would bake hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of Christmas cookies. They would package them in small bundles.
Then on Christmas day, he would load his vehicle. At about 4 a.m., General Krulak would drive himself to every Marine guard post in the Washington-Annapolis-Baltimore area and deliver a small package of Christmas cookies to whatever Marines were pulling guard duty that day. He said that one year, he had gone down to Quantico as one of his stops to deliver Christmas cookies to the Marines on guard duty. He went to the command center and gave a package to the lance corporal who was on duty.

He asked, Who’s the officer of the day? The lance corporal said, Sir, it’s Brigadier General Mattis. And General Krulak said, No, no, no. I know who General Mattis is. I mean, who’s the officer of the day today, Christmas day? The lance corporal, feeling a little anxious, said, Sir, it is Brigadier General Mattis.
General Krulak said that, about that time, he spotted in the back room a cot, or a daybed. He said, No, Lance Corporal. Who slept in that bed last night? The lance corporal said, Sir, it was Brigadier General Mattis.

About that time, General Krulak said that General Mattis came in, in a duty uniform with a sword, and General Krulak said, Jim, what are you doing here on Christmas day? Why do you have duty? General Mattis told him that the young officer who was scheduled to have duty on Christmas day had a family, and General Mattis decided it was better for the young officer to spend Christmas Day with his family, and so he chose to have duty on Christmas Day.
General Krulak said, That’s the kind of officer that Jim Mattis is.

~The story above was told by Dr. Albert C. Pierce, the Director of the Center for the Study of Professional Military Ethics at The United States Naval Academy. He was introducing General James Mattis who gave a lecture on Ethical Challenges in Contemporary Conflict in the spring of 2006. This was taken from the transcript of that lecture.

David
David
November 26, 2016 4:15 pm

Ron Paul should be put in a more useful post like head of the Fed or running the SEC. Can you imagine the upheaval he would cause there?

Taodnt
Taodnt
  David
November 26, 2016 9:09 pm

Actually it would be great to see him (Ron Paul) as head of the OMB.

Proposed budget:

Department of Agriculture $0.00
Department of Education $0.00
Department of Labor $0.00
Department of Interior $0.00
Department of Commerce $0.00
Environmental Protection Agency $0.00
Department of Education $0.00
Department of Homeland Security $0.00
(Return the Coast Guard to Department of Defense)
Department of Housing and Urban Development $0.00
Department of Health and Human Services $0.00

(There is a boatload of agencies, but typing on my iPad sucks)

More freedom, certainly less taxes.

Tits McGhee
Tits McGhee
November 26, 2016 4:29 pm

If all you need are tits to land the job of SoS……then I’m perfect. When can I start?

General
General
  Tits McGhee
November 26, 2016 4:41 pm

Man boobs don’t count.

mike
mike
  Tits McGhee
November 26, 2016 4:52 pm

you can’t just write about em; you got to show em.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  mike
November 26, 2016 5:51 pm

T. Maggie showed them proudly at the OWS rally.
Where’s Maggie anyway?

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
November 26, 2016 4:49 pm

Greetings,

I vote for Melania Trump. First, she is hot which accomplishes several needed requirements in so far as eye candy is concerned. Second, she speaks six languages which is probably better than anyone in the entire State Department.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  NickelthroweR
November 26, 2016 5:55 pm

Being able to say, “me love you long time” in 6 languages doesn’t make you fluent in 6 languages but it’s fluent enough for her to get by.

Bea Lever
Bea Lever
  EL Coyote
November 26, 2016 10:21 pm

Linguistically talented Eastern European hookers and blow for everybody………. there’s a new sheriff in town !!!

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Bea Lever
November 26, 2016 10:29 pm

Like we don’t know what you mean by linguistically talented. They don’t do that over here:

Lisa Cramer: You want some advice? You never call him. But if he calls you you talk to him, then act like you have another call, keep him on hold for a long time. Like longer than you think is passable. And break dates. Always break dates. Right around the holidays cus then he’s just stuck. And fellatio, the sooner the better. And allot. Act like you love it. After he’s aditcted, cut him off. That’s when you got him.
Mirabelle: Ya, I couldn’t do all that.
Lisa Cramer: How come?
Mirabelle: I’m from Vermont.

FaF
FaF
November 26, 2016 5:03 pm

From that abysmal list above I’d go for Rohrabacher. Otherwise, out of all personalities mentioned my preference is for Tulsi Gabbard.

Diogenes
Diogenes
November 26, 2016 6:04 pm

Rand Paul of course. He is not a war-whore. Bolton is a complete ass. His solution to every problem is war. Fucking pencil dick idiot.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 26, 2016 8:42 pm

As I wrote on another thread: you make Keith Ellison SoS. After his first trip overseas, you don’t let him back in – because Muslim ban. Then go for one with big tits.

JuanNotJohn
JuanNotJohn
  Iska Waran
November 26, 2016 9:16 pm

Preferably the one Koko posted above. Or Maggie.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 26, 2016 9:25 pm

Secretary of State:
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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 26, 2016 9:26 pm

Or…
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RiNS
RiNS
November 26, 2016 10:01 pm

Judge Andrew Napolitano

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Why… Because he tells it like it is. There is a need for someone that the Russians will have to respect.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  RiNS
November 27, 2016 12:48 am

Now we’re talking…

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
November 26, 2016 10:58 pm

Anne Coulter. She can argue even the UN into a standstill, logically.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
November 27, 2016 1:03 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Llpoh
Llpoh
November 27, 2016 4:28 am

Trump should grant Nigel Farage honorary citizenship, then name him SS.

Otherwise, of those mentioned, I like Guiliani. What he did after 9/11 was commendable, in my opinion.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
November 27, 2016 8:45 am

Stucky,
Trump picked Niki Haley for UN rep for these reasons:
–He hates the UN and may pull out of it. It is like being given the captain slot on the Titanic.
–He wanted her the hell out of South Carolina
–She will be replaced by a pro-Trump Lt. Governor
–He had to give a nod to the woman thing

Smart move.