I am convinced America’s morans now exceed 50% of the population.
I would like to do a Pictorial Essay on America’s morons. I think it would be a blast if I can find just the right pictures.
I could use your help identifying said morans. They can be from any walk of life (politics, economics, religion, finance, culture, etc. etc.), or individuals, … etc etc. Even things people do. Anything. If I pick your selection I will note “submitted by”, unless asked not to do so. Submit as many ideas as you want.
Q: An American Moran is (fill-in-the-blank).
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Shout out: Is Chicago999444 still here? Or, another professional realtor? I have a quick question about listing our home.
Reminds me of a line from SouthPark: “The scooter is for the frail, not for the WHALE”.
I usually do not suggest a spelling change, so you choose: “moran” or “moron” or “maron” or whatever…After all, the article topic is about one of them.
The “moran” spelling is traditional here based on this picture posted a very long time ago.
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Spelling errors certainly take something away from the message, that’s for sure.
As in the comments that use ‘then’ in place of ‘than’, it’s just poor English.
If your comment is going to be viewed in public please try to get the spelling/grammar up to scratch.
The Obama Administration and every Useful Idiot Moran that voted for it.
Good one and thanks for the update. Clearly, I was treading on thin ice in unknown territory. I now have a new word.
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Found their leader:
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Stuck, Marianne is a realtor, Jim can give you my email address.
Well, #fuckmedead, old Stucky LAID A REAL TURD of a question today, eh?
Either that, or all YOU fuckers are MORANS!!!
Well fuck ya’ll, then. I’ll come up with my own ideas and pics.
Mike
There’s nothing private about my question.
Ms Freud wants to put the house back on the market in January.
We’ve been interviewing Realtors this past week. About 6 of them already. I asked each of them — “If you’re so interested in LISTING the house, then how come you didn’t SHOW it?” THREE of them said they tried … but our realtor never returned their phone calls!!!
Holy shit!!!!!!!! Now I don’t know if our asking price was too high … or, if our realtor FUCKED UP by not showing the house to all who wanted to see it.
Anyway, my 2 questions are quite simple.
1. How do I pick the right realtor this time? Yes, I’ve googled the question and there’s a lot of info out there. Too much. A lot of it seems like pure bullshit. So, my first question is simply this; are there one or two KILLER QUESTIONS I can ask the realtor to really narrow it down? All their slick presentations and promises are starting to sound like carbon copies of each other.
2. My second question is this; is there a way for ME to find out how many homes a realtor has actually sold in MY town? I’m thinking I need to find the best SALESPERSON … not the person who gets the most listings.
That’s all. I don’t need long drawn out answers. Quick & dirty will suffice. Or, I can even be pointed to the correct link.
If she doesn’t know, or doesn’t have the time that’s perfectly OK … since YOU are the one who volunteered her.
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IMO the best sales person IS the one with the most listings. One thing I can say, do NOT pick a discount brokerage to do the listing. On several occasions my ex-boss had a client that wanted to see a house and the discount brokerage didn’t even answer the phone or return the call to show it.
I’d love to contribute Stuck but like you, I’m taking care of my parents. Cancer is robbing my father of his mental acuity and trying to get a handle on his financial and legal concerns without his help and from 400 miles away is wearing me out. On top of that my brothers father in law died last night in the Philippines and my brother was the one physically helping my dad out so now I have to boogey down to Los Angeles North (Boise) to do it all for a bit. My other brother voluntarily moved to Mordor on the Potomac and just bought a McMansion so if I can scrounge up a picture of his dumb ass, you can use it to occupy the Moran slot in your essay.
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http://thefederalist.com/2014/01/15/the-8-most-terrible-things-done-by-americas-worst-congressman-jim-moran/
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Jim Moran, hero of every last retarded conspiracy-theory-spewing anti-Semitic Nazi pinprick who calls himself an “anti-Zionist” to pretend that he’s not actually a retarded conspiracy-theory-spewing anti-Semitic Nazi pinprick.