When you get super baked but your girlfriend still makes you to go grocery shopping with her.
Goat shit in Target? Have we hit a point where Walmart can no longer handle the capacity of crazy and it’s starting to spill over into other retailers?!?!
I can only hope this dude suffers from some serious sleep walking; to the point where he can drive to Walmart and get his weekly shopping done.
Some might say you’re a little late for Thanksgiving darling, but I say you’re never too early for the best meal of the year. Keep doing you!
I guess the vest might be the something borrowed or something new part of her wedding day? I don’t know, but I have watched enough Sons of Anarchy to know that I’m not going to say anything bad.
I want to talk less about half this dude’s ass falling out and instead talk about rims. What ever happened to spinners? They were so cool for like a few years there.
Good news everyone! We found the missing Link…
“Give me a minute guys, I gotta meet up with my snausage dealer real quick.”
I hope that pigs shits all over that blanket or coat or whatever it is, because I can tell it would be a pain to get poop out of that thing. Stop bringing pigs into Walmart, stop training your pig to be a cannibal too. That’s weird.
There are probably a few items a tad higher on the list of “things we need to end” like world hunger and equal rights and whatnot, but I think we can knock off flesh-colored leggings rather easily and hopefully it will inspire us to conquer the bigger things on our list. Kinda like when Alabama plays Middle Mississippi State Technical College the first game of the year. Just gets the juices flowing.
One of the Who’s down in Whoville left for bigger and better things. With no overtime or health insurance.
You think the Holiday Man is done celebrating Christmas? Pffffft, you can be damn sure he’ll be holly jolly right up until it’s time to get things cracking for New Years Eve!
It’s like the 2016 version of A Christmas Story. Can’t wait for the Fire Department to come and pull his tongue off the Haagen-Dazs.
I mean, those are Nike, so perhaps they’re actually Bare Jordans…
Not sure how Rudolph was the one they used to laugh at and call names when this reindeer was around.
Hey everybody, Merry Christmas! The jolly one is here!
If I were to put a ton of money down on picking out that one guy who has never actually even seen a vagina, you can be sure I’m nominating the dude who drives this SUV. You don’t have to call all-in every hand brother, we know you’re bluffing.
You’ve got so much bubbalicious bubble gum that your pants can’t even contain it.
Breakfast in bed? I’m fine with that. Breakfast on your head? Child please.
Kinda looking like you’re trying to stuff 10 pounds of mashed potatoes into a 5 pound bag.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Not even attempting to be funny here. When I see these pictures I subconsciously go immediately in my mind to which weapon most needs to be oiled and what ammo is on sale this week.
It’s small wonder the political elite view Americans as little more than tax cattle.
I heart sushi reminds me of the old black dude who said, ‘you ever tried surimi? it tastes like 18 yo pussy’.
Apparently, there is one person here who doesn’t like 18 yo poontang, that or they were 35 before they lost their cherry.
The elites view the average American so poorly, since so many are stupid ignorant fools.
See above for examples.
Ummm.. I don’t know what Walmart you lot go to, but I think you should go to the one this girl goes to eh ???
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The look on the guys face in the “service goat” pic is hilarious!He probably got dragged into shopping by wife/girlfriend in dismay but when he saw that just made his day!