Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
America’s Nobody-in-Chief is finally going away, his last spasm of rhetorical onanism completely overshadowed by Donald Trump neatly turning the tables on the media purveyors of that fake dossier that tried and failed to paint the PEOTUS as the second coming of Bob Crane.
Good riddance. And welcome President Trump. I have a simple two-word request for you:
The last two months have been hysterically funny as President Faily McWorsethancarter desperately tried to remain relevant. He’s taken leading from behind to a whole new level – he’s actually now behind behind. No one is listening to him. No one cares. While Obama wanders the halls of power, looking for people to pat him on the back, Trump is out there leading. Carrier – saved. Appointments – heading to confirmation. CNN – dissed n’ dismissed. One tweet from Trump and he resets the paradigm like a boss. Ask L.L. Bean. It’s getting hard to handle all this #winning.
While the helpless mainstream media frets over its irrelevance, Obama is left urging his minions to throw little tantrums out in the Deep State, trying to do just a little more damage to this country before he is finally exiled to comfortable obscurity. But payback is a Pelosi; soon Trump’s pen and phone are going to be wielded by the guy who Team Integrity has been calling “illegitimate” since the moment Hillary lost and it again became patriotic to question election results. All that last-minute regulatory nonsense is getting overturned. America will be a beacon of freedom to Cubans once again. The Western land thefts will be undone. We’ll drill, baby, drill. It’s going to be awesome, as will the tsunami of liberal tears.
And there’s nothing you haters can do about it. Nothing. You can howl about Russians, conflicts of interest, and innovative sexuality, but the only thing we care about are the four more years of a Clinton White House that we dodged November 8th. Nothing will stick to him, nothing will stop him. There’s your tribute, America’s Elite. There’s your legacy, Mainstream Media. Nothing you say matters anymore. Nothing. We don’t need you. We don’t trust you. And, even if we did, we don’t care about anything you say. You did this to yourselves.
Your hate is Trump’s validation – anyone you detest so much has to be someone we need to support because we know you feel exactly the same way about us. When withered crone Meryl Streep lectured Trump on how he’s terrible and needs to obey her kind, she was really talking to us. “Accept our moral and political leadership,” she demanded, all #caring and kindly. It was her least-convincing performance since she played the pale, mediocre chick in The Deer Hunter. But what we hear when people like her talk at us is another bit from The Deer Hunter, with liberals figuratively handing us a revolver and shouting “Di di mau!”
Nope, we have chosen not to go first in your proposed suicide pact. So what ya got now? Boycotts? Hashtags like #TheResistence? Losing yourself in a gay Muslim immigrant furry romance?
You got nothing. Damn, that whole not owning guns thing has really worked out poorly for you.
Sure, we have some problems on our own side. Now far from having to run for reelection, John McCain is mavericking again and Lindsey Graham is back to his usual tricks. Naturally, Marco Rubio is demonstrating the same keen political savvy that made him a superstar on the campaign trail. Yeah, side with the Democrats against Rex Tillerson like you did on illegal alien hugging – this time Schumer will totally have your back. Chucky promises.
Beating the Democrats is important – and fun – but Trump’s most important job will be keeping the Stupid Party from Obamaing itself into electoral irrelevance. It’s already trying. It can’t help itself. Trump had to save the GOP House from shooting both its own feet with its attempt at substantively correct but politically tone-deaf ethics reform. Trump’s already made clear that the hemming and hawing about repealing and replacing the Obamination that is Obamacare needs to end – we’re killing it, and right freaking now. We’ll soon see the squishes floating air biscuits on “compromise immigration reform,” but Trump knows what his voters want, and it sure as hell is not amnesty under some other name. The wall will be built, and I bet it gets paid for by taxing the remittances back home from the people who shouldn’t be here in the first place.
Trump will nuke them if (when) the GOP nincompoops in the Congress try to shaft GOP voters to make their tax reform dreams come true by eliminating the home mortgage, state tax, and charitable deductions. These deductions, of course, benefit mostly normals, people who work and save and give to charity. You know, people like us. So why again are we picking on them?
Hey dummies, the idea is not to screw over the people who voted in the GOP Congress. You need to protect us. Tax policy is not some theoretical exercise in good government; it is an expressly political act with winners and losers, and when the GOP does tax policy it needs to ensure that GOP voters are the winners. Screw over the jerks who didn’t vote for Republicans. Is that so hard? How about a Hollywood tax or a Silicon Valley tax? They hate us – tax them, not your friends. Facebook disrespects and discriminates against conservatives – perhaps it should take the hit instead of our own voters. You can save lots of cash by cutting the free money giveaways to the lazy deadbeats who supply so many Democrat votes. Make the freeloaders pay.
No, Trump’s greatest contribution may come from saving Republicans from their own instinct toward stupidity. Again, I refer you to the wisdom of Harry Dean Stanton: Avenge us!
So, as President Feckless packs his junk and goes away, he leaves a smoldering ruin of a party, an elite fearfully clutching at its fading power, and the potential for splitting the country in two. His legacy of failure and his contempt for normal Americans has ensured that in his place will be a president committed to ruthless conservative change and who won’t sit back and just passively suck up attacks from the cultural hacks. Donald Trump and a conservative Supreme Court are your legacy, Barack Obama. Good riddance, and welcome aboard the solar-powered high-speed rail express train to Karmatown.
Damn that’s good and spicy, well said!
And to think, he was a wacky neverTrumper. Which truly saddened me. Much more so then Kristol, Sowell et.al. He can really turn a phrase.
Wow, I hope the Trump team read this and act on your suggestions. Heck, re-write it in list format and send it to them to make it easier….great ideas!!
Yep,”no time to go wobbly”, strike while the “iron is hot”!
Avenge us. That’s what I keep thinking to myself when I see CNN’s Jim Acosta yelling at our next President. When the pundits smirk about flyover country. Whenever any of the leftist idiots say disrespectful things about Mr. Trump. We want to watch Trump beat their asses. Get some!
I think of that unbelievable rudeness with Acosta too. I loved Spicer telling us that he told him the next time, he would be thrown out.
And I do believe he would be.
The CA high speed Rail Project – Trump should do something to make them use only Solar Power/Wind Energy – legislation that forbids any new rail lines from using any power source from fossil fuels (which includes utilities).
Then watch the libs in CA go absolutely Bonkers.
Greetings,
I’ll eat my hat if that high speed rail ever actually gets built. First, it isn’t even high speed but a conventional train and the pending lawsuits will take at least another 100 years to sort out. This was nothing more than a way to keep a bunch of lawyers and environmentalists employed for the next 50 years.
Mr. President? Before you go, can I rub your head for luck?
Google: “the Fairholme Action”. Federal Judge Margaret Sweeny is revealing Obama robbed all the revenue streams and, in fact, the “loans”, themselves that were once thought to be in portfolios controlled by Fannie and Freddie. Also, visit Tim Howard’s Blog on the subject. F&F were intended to open the franchise of home ownership to minority communities, instead, Obama has displaced millions, from those communities, while robbing their homes in phony foreclosures- Google: 1200 Trillion and derivatives. The Clintons deregged “Glass-Steagall with Gramm, Leach and Bliley to open the curtain on these criminal behaviors; the Clintons then deregged “derivatives”, now there are 1200 trillion owed to these phony scam home repossessions. The banks involved, are fixin’ to saddle the US with their criminal, unsustainable debt. The good news is: their debts are unlawful and We The People must resist, jail the bankers, nationalize the banks and kick them to the curb.
Fannie and Freddie were created to open home ownership and the American Dream to minorities.
The Obama Administration, particularly Worn-out, two-tongue Warren, have sold Fannie and Freddie and minority families, to a criminal, central banking cartel…
President Obama, the Judas Goat…
Uncle Tom at the tiller of the Big Banker’s Boat.
Once colored a “donkey” for the DNC vote
Now sinking, with Warren,
Two turds that won’t float.
James Comey was on the executive board of HSBC, an English-Chinese hybrid- Hong Kong Shanghai Banking Corporation, while it was known to be using counterfeit American Mortgages to launder Terror and drug money, for enemies of the US engaged in murdering American soldiers.
If you’re having a sandwich, call on James Comey;
When it comes to the Clintons: He’s full of baloney.
He’s not fixed for a hero
More : submarine sandwich
And there’s evidence now he can’t provide for a manwich.
But his chicken is good
And while his feathers are yellow,
The Clintons have plucked him; he’s now boneless and mellow.
He once was a slaw man but he’s now into a pickle
While his digestion has turned and his appetite fickle.
Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder both concealed the fact, James Comey’s Bank was laundering terror and drug money. Eric Holder wrote the “Deferred Prosecution Agreement” listing at least 4 Treasonous violations. One of which is a violation of “Trading With The Enemies Act”.
At the moment, Obama is “Lynching” the Nation.
He is now just a scaffold for Clinton Castration.
He reached within his chest of drawers
To pack the Bureau with Clinton whores.
The first of which, Loretta Lynch,
Is just another Clinton Donkey;
Grinding DNC organ,
For the Clinton Monkey.
And We The People must never forget the HSBC Banker:
Now FBI Director Comey:
A peerless Coward and Corruption’s Homey…
So, PBO thought to himself: “While that monkey’s on Clinton’s back,
“Let’s hire ourselves an FBI Hack”:
Loretta the Mule.
A sterile result for all to see, of Law Enforcement that sits to Pee.
The thoroughly-bred Mule,
Now on plantation,
That won’t raise a hand to save the Nation.
Both Lynch and Holder concealed the fact Holder’s Law Firm, “Covington-Burling”, created the impossibly corrupt-beyond-belief, phony Electronic Boutique- The “Mortgage Electronic Registration System”. It is used to rob homes in phony foreclosures using counterfeit title.
There isn’t one, single, legitimate “REMIC Trust” and the contracts, governing those “TRUSTS” (Pooling and Servicing Agreements), are sheer fantasy, while used to allow criminal banking insiders to claim homes that never belonged to them, in the first place (Google: “Bucketeering”)
Lorretta Lynch and Eric Holder
Two crimes of inaction; each bolder-than-bolder.
Eric Holder, held US down while the banksters robbed homes in every town.
They used the “MERS” to murder our dreams,
And poison our children through criminal schemes.
While, not so much as a one, has gone to jail,
Through Holder’s NONSENSE… Of “Too Big To Fail”-
I VOTE HOLDER, THE FIRST ONE TO NAIL.
Barack Obama is a coward, or worse. Andrew Jackson, for all his faults, set himself directly in the path of the criminal bankers that once tried to destroy this nation as executives in the “2nd National Bank”. The President of the 2nd National Bank, Nicholas Biddle, told Jackson he would destroy his presidency.
Jackson disarmed one assassin Biddle sent to kill him … personally.
Biddle died a pauper in prison. Jackson is described as an American Lion, for obvious reasons.
Barack Obama: no “American Lion”;
While not quite above, putting the “lie-on”,
For the crime that is Clinton; Democracy’s Canker
And the Treason to Britain, as a “Federal … Reservation… Banker”.
Now, not so much a riddle, while once there was Biddle;
A “Tubman” to “Jackson”, Obama’s inaction, smacks of coercion and political faction.
There’s nothing “Left” of Obama,
While he’s now “Right” in the middle…
A panned-cake, filled with BS of Bought-and-Sold,
A nutless brownie, now burned by the griddle.
Barack Obama is a betrayal of the American People incarnate. He is presently, single-handedly, destroying any chance minority families may ever purchase a home in the US. His theft of “loans” within F&F is merely a part of an intentional, “Boom-and-Bust Cycle” the banks have deliberately disguised as, “The Financial Crisis”.
Visit the “Fairholme Action” and learn of Federal Judge Margaret Sweeny’s courageous reply to political corruption.
Obama is a SCAM and the Central Bankers are criminal Filth.
Visit Tim Howard’s Blog on the investor’s take on how they have been defrauded by the Obama Administration:
https://timhoward717.com/2016/04/12/truth-unleashed-governments-scheme-exposed-full-unsealeddocument-release-enclosed/
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jul/20/bill-hillary-lynch-grand-jury-and-emails/
~ Michael Keane
reworked- 9/12/16
I just watched NBC in its taking the heartbeat of a nation, begin its visit to the American people to see how the new president sits with them. I noticed the rabid sputtering was is gone, but it still try’s to elicit tears for those poor kids whose parents broke the law and entered the country illegally. I believe there is a rational answer that is not as severe as “throw them out”, but believe now, justice may truly be applied to exact a penalty for the crime, along with some way to establish their legality. Getting back to the story, they started in Sacramento and will next “fly over” to Michigan for the next city. I wonder if the next stop will be New York? It feels like a dream to see the countries direction change from self destruction to the possibility of healing and growth. It will be a time of hopefully stepping back from the brink, as the baleful weepings of a fastly fading generation of snowflakes melt into a lake of irrelevance.
Gotta admit that was a good commentary!
A great week. Baleful weepings abound and many baths for Conservatives in Salty Liberal Tears!
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Friday is going to be amazing.
No more Obama.
No more Clinton.
Liberals are going to be chock-a-block on Pennsylvania Avenue moaning #notmypresident.
Let them! Surfs Up!
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I love the smell of Napalm in the Morning.
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K.S.,
I say wow, what a terrific essay. Sums it up for many.
So, thank you very much.
Suzanna
Also, M.K.,
You are a poet and you know it! Thank you for your comments
as well.