“I’m no fancy geometrics guy, but I don’t think that there ATV gonna fit in there Bubba.”
The live animal scarf is the hottest trend among hipsters worldwide. The more you know…
If he asks you to find his hidden eggs, I have a good idea of where he hid them for you…
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It’s like he finally stopped impersonating Elvis like 9 years ago, but just can’t shake it completely.
Nothing says Easter shopping entertainment like some dude in his late 50’s impersonating a dead guy. Because he too shall rise!!!!
Warning: Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.
You can’t just take a horse on a stroll through a store! This isn’t Westworld where you can do whatever you want wild west style, this is Walmart where…well actually…it is Walmart, so apparently you can do whatever you want.
Batman’s stealth-mode is getting pretty serious. Hiding in plain sight is always the best.
Y’all worried about that kid buried alive in the shopping cart and I’m more curious about when it was Shasta went and got its doctorate?!?!
Slow down, slow down. Lets not jump to conclusions. Maybe she really cares for some guy named Richard.
I’m sure that dude was super pumped some random bro wanted to take a picture with him…Although that ass do be lookin’ like Jay Leno.
Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Lady’s give a f*ck level hits an all time low!
Walmart didn’t get that big for nothing. At a price point of $7.97 that is going to sell out fast!!!
Working – twerkin’. Gettin’ paid – Gettin’ laid. Lunch break – sex date. I’m running out of cool saying for you being a ho fo’ sho.
Looks like one Oompa Loompa screwed up in the factory and now has to go buy a bunch of Gobstoppers to cover for her screw up.
I don’t think that dress goes with those shoes, but to play devil’s advocate, I don’t think that dress goes with any shoes. Nor am I sure those shoes go with anything. Lose lose all around for you I’m afraid.
You know what’s super? Your ability to not care what anyone thinks even though literally ever person you see thinks you look ridiculous. Super Duper!
Can you just write “dope as f*ck” on your resume & turn it in? Is that allowed?
Sh*tty Morning
“Hey, why do you always freak out when someone brings a pet into Walmart?” – I don’t know, maybe because I don’t want to pull a hammy on some pig shit. Just a thought.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
You gotta admit, the gal doing the butt selfie is kinda hot.
Just like you like your coffee, right Ed? Hot and black.
Rob, which of the Elvii are you?