The real question is: Who’s last chance? I feel like yours is gone and honestly, I’m not sure you’re gonna have any takers.
The fat guy food pyramid. Well technically the pyramid is flipped because it certainly doesn’t get skinnier at the top.
Because if a 1993 style sweatshirt doesn’t get you going, I don’t know what will.
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Never thought I’d say this but you need mo-hair in your mohawk.
Guess he was working on the chain gang.
You go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.
It’s Bike Week down here in beautiful sunny Myrtle Beach. We tried to find the most PG rated pic we could find at Walmart to share the fun with you guys!
Seriously, what’s even the point of clothing at that level of cover? Just throw some random swatches of paint on your body for color and call it a day.
I don’t know exactly what conflict Wolverine is solving at Walmart, but I’m sure there are plenty of evil world problems for him to choose from.
I’d tell you it’s going to get better and everything will be okay, but I’m not that confident in saying that.
I guess dogs and cats do get along. Guess we can put that to bed…where it looks like she is on her way to.
Ah yes, the floating poo emoji, for everyone that wants to recreate the pool scene in Caddyshack.
Summer bods: they’re not for everyone.
Someone grab me a ‘Slippery When Wet’ sign please. We’ve got a major lawsuit just waiting right here.
Great, now I gotta go find the other duck and that damn speedy goose I can never seem to catch.
It’s like Wonder Woman, Spiderman and a ballerina morphed into one creature that got none of the superpowers or talent.
I don’t work for the ASPCA but I feel like this has to be some sort of animal cruelty right?
Summer is right around the corner. Gotta get that beach bod bronze ready baby!
Did you get married at a Willie Nelson concert or something? I get that you don’t have time to eat that day, but nobody gets the munchies that bad on their wedding night.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
Nurses have the best asses, they’re to die for.
The ‘fuck this world’ logo is a dead give away.
It’s the Death Nurse ™.
Zowie.
My worst fear in all of life is that someday I’ll look at “Walmart People” and I’ll be on it. Maybe suicide is still and honorable death, heh!
Someday you’ll be looking in the Walmart People for a potential date. Try the produce section.
What is that, a Bat between that shrike’s boobs?
Hmm. Thinking I don’t spend enough time in the produce section.