Survey: Seven Percent of American Adults Think Chocolate Milk Comes from Brown Cows

We are fucking doomed!!!!

It was later determined that all 7% resided in Maxine Waters’ congressional district

Via Brietbart

U.S. Dairy’s Innovation Center surveyed more than 1,000 adults over the age of 18 in April and found that seven percent of respondents thought that brown cows make chocolate milk.

An additional 48 percent of respondents did not know that chocolate milk is made of milk mixed with cocoa butter and sugar.

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The survey has attracted its fair share of snarky critics.

“Um, guys, it comes from cows – and not just the brown kind,” wrote Elisabeth Sherman of Food & Wine.

Snarky critics aside, agricultural experts say the survey’s results show a growing trend where Americans are “agriculturally illiterate,” meaning they do not know the process of how food goes from the farm to the kitchen table or how other food items are made.

A 1990s study commissioned by the Department of Agriculture found that almost 1 in 5 adults did not know that most hamburgers are made from beef.

That study also showed that Americans did not know the type of food animals eat or the size of farms in the U.S.

The problem of food illiteracy is not just isolated to adults.

In one study from 2011, researchers found that more than half of the fourth, fifth, and sixth-grade students they interviewed did not know pickles were cucumbers or that vegetables such as onions came from plants.

Studies, however, say this is not representative of all of Americans. People who live in agricultural areas, as well as people with higher incomes and education levels, tend to know more about the source of food, according to the Washington Post.

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BL
BL
June 16, 2017 12:29 pm

It’s the same seven percent that think Guam will tip over if too many people are living on one side and not evenly distributed.

Hondo
Hondo
June 16, 2017 1:06 pm

What do you call a cow that won’t give milk: A Milk Dud!

Mike Murray
Mike Murray
June 16, 2017 1:17 pm

Now I’m worried about drinking Irish Whis-key.

NickelthroweR
NickelthroweR
June 16, 2017 1:45 pm

Greetings,

It just isn’t food. Most car owners I know have no clue as to what actually moves their car around. No idea how the internal combustion engine works or what a transmission is or what it does. Same goes with electricity. How electricity gets made and delivered may as well just be magic.

I suspect that the same thing happened to the Monolith makers as specialization made it so that no one person ever had a grasp on how things actually work. After all, people during the Middle Ages could see for themselves that the Romans worked with “liquid stone” but the secret of concrete was lost for more than 800 years when the empire finally fell.

I often ask my smug liberal friends and neighbors if they or their family could recreate ANY of the modern conveniences were they accustomed to having like refrigeration, electric motors or wireless communications. Nope. They do not understand how their world works and they have zero skills to recreate any of it should a collapse occur.

In the end, I’m surprised that it was only 7% and not 70%.

Brian
Brian
  NickelthroweR
June 16, 2017 2:12 pm

“In the end, I’m surprised that it was only 7% and not 70%.”

If they surveyed a broader segment of the population, I’m sure that number would rise.

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 16, 2017 2:57 pm

But brown eggs do come from brown chickens and stupid asses from stupid asses; so I guess they think niggers give brown milk too?.

unit472
unit472
June 16, 2017 2:57 pm

I thought everyone knew that chocolate milk, ice cream and candy comes from the government.

kokoda - the most deplorable
kokoda - the most deplorable
June 16, 2017 3:05 pm

Say it aint so, Maxine

Miles Long
Miles Long
June 16, 2017 5:17 pm

What about strawberry milk?

nkit
nkit
June 16, 2017 5:37 pm

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Miles Long
Miles Long
  nkit
June 16, 2017 11:57 pm

Nowhere else but here… 8-D

TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
June 17, 2017 12:08 am

nice teats-

General
General
June 16, 2017 7:05 pm

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Westcoaster
Westcoaster
June 16, 2017 9:44 pm

“Brown Chicken, Brown Cow”

Jerri M.
Jerri M.
June 16, 2017 9:58 pm

Wondering if anyone knows that you don’t make chocolate milk with cocoa BUTTER (which sounds gross) but with cocoa POWDER.

If no one writing … OR READING … this article knows that there’s a difference between cocoa butter and cocoa powder, how do they mock the alleged (and dubious) ignorance of others?

Ed
Ed
  Jerri M.
June 16, 2017 11:13 pm

Jerri, it’s Breitbart. You hafta make allowances.

KayCee
KayCee
May 12, 2022 1:31 pm

Yes, they would be the Demwits who voted for Joe!