A young lady (age 17) was dropped off at my house by her high school boyfriend, scheduled to babysit! my little boy. She actually started flirting with her boyfriend by performing pseudo oral sex on a banana in front of ME before he left. I did the “ahem” and gave her a dirty look (my son was in the room, ironically, playing video games) and took her into another room to chastise her. She tried to act all innocent (What? I was just eating a banana…) but I told her that her generation did not invent oral sex in spite of what she thought. Honestly, not only do teens lose their morals when the hormones kick in, they lose all common sense when the little head and little brain disconnect from their rational minds.
She got all pissy when I told her that her boyfriend could NOT stay and help babysit. I didn’t hire her again and we cut our date night short, choosing dinner only and skipping the movie.
What are we gonna do? Sex and the thinking of it 24/7 for young men (hell even older men up until a certain age) is as natural as breathing. The problem is when you let it rule your life. Like any addiction, it can ruin your life.
What a wet blanket you turned out to be. Yes, she was flirting, you didn’t have to be a cock-blocker. It reminds me of the time my friend took us to a party, it was a crazy party in that we were all teenage boys. The doobies passed around and our host, a white kid, showed off a pickle jar with bananas in it (See how deftly I kept to the subject? Take a hint, Keister) and explained to our innocent minds, how these were soon to be smoking bananas.
Then the parents arrived, probably cut their date night short, and soon there was a commotion upstairs. The mom was not screaming but she was yelling at her son and with each boy that climbed from the basement and headed past her to the front door, she became more hysterical. Dad merely glowered at each boy and I can only imagine how much more amplified the bummer of a scene is to have to walk up the basement stairs as if climbing up to the gallows platform, not to be hanged, although that would have been mercifully shorter than the eternity that passed with each step towards and past that crazy woman. Bummer does not begin to describe the whole experience. It’s almost as if some former red rope Nazi were to ruin your promising date night with a delightfully playful girlfriend.
Yeah, but when you trust your home and your chirrun to some random dumbass kid stranger, you kind of want to see them at least pretending to be decent in front of you.
Imagine what she might have encountered upon her return, especially if she had arrived earlier than expected?
Got a nannycam? You might be filming kiddie porn!
Gilberts, today’s girls, ok, let me back up a bit. You are aware that people now consider sex on the second date as a given. You must also know that oral sex, (I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky – I just got a blowjob) is now a form of heavy petting. We oldsters are behind the times if we think teens should just hold hands. I’m sure if Maggie ever stroked her drink glass lovingly in the presence of Nicky darling, some old biddy would have blown a gasket. It isn’t a blatant invitation to sex, it’s a subliminal tease. I believe that’s what the girl was doing. But old fucks see that and they conjure all kinds of wild orgies in their depraved minds.
Anyway, I started to tell you a story, you know Mexicans always have to tell a story to make a point. Ah, what’s the use. You guys in the flyover states are half a century behind.
Dr. Doom
November 4, 2017 7:43 pm
The whores of Babylon beckon to you. Give me more they say. They want it all, and you will pay. XBox is so yesterday. Sexbox is Tomorrow. Woman 2.0. Three holes with full satisfaction. Monkey virus free. Comes with a remote and a MUTE BUTTON.
MMMM. Mute Button. She loves you. She shuts up. Self cleaning feature with disposable inner lining. Hit the self cleaning button, store in nice dry place and away from sunlight. Order a pizza and hang out with the boys. Worry free and no nagging standard.
Children? We have vats. Vat grown superbabies. Racist superbabies grown in vats. Technology bitches.
YoBo
November 4, 2017 11:13 pm
CULTURAL MARXISM! THAT WOMAN SHOULD BE IN A BURKA, HAVING CHILDREN!
Average White Bro, you got a problem with Stucky, don’t you? Get over it. His criticism is constructive, yours is not. It’s embarrassing to see you throwing a tantrum here. Just write it out on your private journal and get it off your chest. Then come back and act normal, pretending you didn’t just grill him over in your fevered mind.
Hahaha, el shitstain. There’s nothing constructive about either you or your fuck buddy, so do us all a favor, take your own advice, and go fuck yourself.
Neither you nor stukfuk can stand anyone having a difference of opinion than yours.
For the record, I don’t have a problem with stukfuk. He has a problem with everyone who doesn’t share his disbelief, and I know in which camp you fall. So, crawl back under your rock or under wherever it was that you crawled, and keep your boarding house buddy company.
But, thank you for noticing and sticking up for your friend. God knows, he needs the help.
I hope he is not planning to eat that banana without washing it. There is no telling what has been in her mouth.
I’m thinking maybe dip it in bleach first if he is going to eat it. Some things can’t be just washed off. LOL!!!
Monica Lewinsky had the code name ‘humidor’ .
Should’a read ……
At this moment, Young Stucky knew he didn’t wanna play Nintendo anymore……
Ah to be young again. From the ages of 16 to 50 that would have set off a 5-alarm fire in my pants.
A young lady (age 17) was dropped off at my house by her high school boyfriend, scheduled to babysit! my little boy. She actually started flirting with her boyfriend by performing pseudo oral sex on a banana in front of ME before he left. I did the “ahem” and gave her a dirty look (my son was in the room, ironically, playing video games) and took her into another room to chastise her. She tried to act all innocent (What? I was just eating a banana…) but I told her that her generation did not invent oral sex in spite of what she thought. Honestly, not only do teens lose their morals when the hormones kick in, they lose all common sense when the little head and little brain disconnect from their rational minds.
She got all pissy when I told her that her boyfriend could NOT stay and help babysit. I didn’t hire her again and we cut our date night short, choosing dinner only and skipping the movie.
What are we gonna do? Sex and the thinking of it 24/7 for young men (hell even older men up until a certain age) is as natural as breathing. The problem is when you let it rule your life. Like any addiction, it can ruin your life.
What a wet blanket you turned out to be. Yes, she was flirting, you didn’t have to be a cock-blocker. It reminds me of the time my friend took us to a party, it was a crazy party in that we were all teenage boys. The doobies passed around and our host, a white kid, showed off a pickle jar with bananas in it (See how deftly I kept to the subject? Take a hint, Keister) and explained to our innocent minds, how these were soon to be smoking bananas.
Then the parents arrived, probably cut their date night short, and soon there was a commotion upstairs. The mom was not screaming but she was yelling at her son and with each boy that climbed from the basement and headed past her to the front door, she became more hysterical. Dad merely glowered at each boy and I can only imagine how much more amplified the bummer of a scene is to have to walk up the basement stairs as if climbing up to the gallows platform, not to be hanged, although that would have been mercifully shorter than the eternity that passed with each step towards and past that crazy woman. Bummer does not begin to describe the whole experience. It’s almost as if some former red rope Nazi were to ruin your promising date night with a delightfully playful girlfriend.
Yeah, but when you trust your home and your chirrun to some random dumbass kid stranger, you kind of want to see them at least pretending to be decent in front of you.
Imagine what she might have encountered upon her return, especially if she had arrived earlier than expected?
Got a nannycam? You might be filming kiddie porn!
You live long enough to turn into your parents. Prudes.
Of course, if it was 2 boys, you’d be fine with that.
Gilberts, today’s girls, ok, let me back up a bit. You are aware that people now consider sex on the second date as a given. You must also know that oral sex, (I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky – I just got a blowjob) is now a form of heavy petting. We oldsters are behind the times if we think teens should just hold hands. I’m sure if Maggie ever stroked her drink glass lovingly in the presence of Nicky darling, some old biddy would have blown a gasket. It isn’t a blatant invitation to sex, it’s a subliminal tease. I believe that’s what the girl was doing. But old fucks see that and they conjure all kinds of wild orgies in their depraved minds.
Anyway, I started to tell you a story, you know Mexicans always have to tell a story to make a point. Ah, what’s the use. You guys in the flyover states are half a century behind.
The whores of Babylon beckon to you. Give me more they say. They want it all, and you will pay. XBox is so yesterday. Sexbox is Tomorrow. Woman 2.0. Three holes with full satisfaction. Monkey virus free. Comes with a remote and a MUTE BUTTON.
MMMM. Mute Button. She loves you. She shuts up. Self cleaning feature with disposable inner lining. Hit the self cleaning button, store in nice dry place and away from sunlight. Order a pizza and hang out with the boys. Worry free and no nagging standard.
Children? We have vats. Vat grown superbabies. Racist superbabies grown in vats. Technology bitches.
CULTURAL MARXISM! THAT WOMAN SHOULD BE IN A BURKA, HAVING CHILDREN!
That’s nothing, Stukfuk can do it with 3 nana’s.
Average White Bro, you got a problem with Stucky, don’t you? Get over it. His criticism is constructive, yours is not. It’s embarrassing to see you throwing a tantrum here. Just write it out on your private journal and get it off your chest. Then come back and act normal, pretending you didn’t just grill him over in your fevered mind.
Hahaha, el shitstain. There’s nothing constructive about either you or your fuck buddy, so do us all a favor, take your own advice, and go fuck yourself.
Neither you nor stukfuk can stand anyone having a difference of opinion than yours.
For the record, I don’t have a problem with stukfuk. He has a problem with everyone who doesn’t share his disbelief, and I know in which camp you fall. So, crawl back under your rock or under wherever it was that you crawled, and keep your boarding house buddy company.
But, thank you for noticing and sticking up for your friend. God knows, he needs the help.