I can’t even buy bacon any more. All we have is that water cured shit.
musket
January 1, 2018 10:39 am
If the party was that good then but a Smithfield spiral ham and start eating. Your brain will tell you when to stop if your stomach doesn’t first…..
Dave
January 1, 2018 10:54 am
A bacon sandwich is the best thing to cure anything.
EL Coyote
January 1, 2018 11:13 am
Alcohol dries out your brain cells. However, you need to kick start your digestive system first before it will tolerate water.
A 7 oz. can of tomato sauce is a godsend. That might be the secret behind the bloody Mary.
My granny disapproved of mineral water and lime, she called it a drunkard’s hangover drink.
I now have a bad cold, not as easy to cure as a hangover, though it hurts just as bad with the sore throat, fever and headache that just won’t quit.
NtroP
January 1, 2018 11:20 am
Bacon is a wonderful jump start to any day, hungover or not.
Pork bellies forever!
Annie
January 1, 2018 1:06 pm
You can have the rest of the sandwich, I prefer my bacon neat.
22winmag - ZH refugee who just couldn't take the avalanche of damn-near-hourly Bitcoin and doom porn stories
January 1, 2018 10:33 pm
Extra crispy please!
Why Retire When I Can Work Myself To Death For An Extra Buck-Fiddy
January 1, 2018 11:39 pm
I had bacon with breakfast this morning (eggs, toast and OJ rounded out the meal) and all I could think after reading this post was, “what a waste of bacon, I didn’t drink enough last night”.
I’m working on getting hammered tonight so that I can really enjoy my bacon sandwich in the morning… assuming I wake up and can cook.
I can’t even buy bacon any more. All we have is that water cured shit.
If the party was that good then but a Smithfield spiral ham and start eating. Your brain will tell you when to stop if your stomach doesn’t first…..
A bacon sandwich is the best thing to cure anything.
Alcohol dries out your brain cells. However, you need to kick start your digestive system first before it will tolerate water.
A 7 oz. can of tomato sauce is a godsend. That might be the secret behind the bloody Mary.
My granny disapproved of mineral water and lime, she called it a drunkard’s hangover drink.
I now have a bad cold, not as easy to cure as a hangover, though it hurts just as bad with the sore throat, fever and headache that just won’t quit.
Bacon is a wonderful jump start to any day, hungover or not.
Pork bellies forever!
You can have the rest of the sandwich, I prefer my bacon neat.
Extra crispy please!
I had bacon with breakfast this morning (eggs, toast and OJ rounded out the meal) and all I could think after reading this post was, “what a waste of bacon, I didn’t drink enough last night”.
I’m working on getting hammered tonight so that I can really enjoy my bacon sandwich in the morning… assuming I wake up and can cook.
Wife, bring me a bacon sammich!
Screw you, you old drunk!
Hope I don’t set the kitchen on fire tomorrow…