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After a impressively terrible 2014, Don Lemon starts off the year right by hopping in CNN’s specially-equipped “Blizzardmobile” and reporting from the streets of New York. The one problem of course being that New York City’s snow estimates were way off and nearly all of it is gone as of Tuesday morning.
Viewers noted that the Blizzardmobile was routinely passed by such anti-winter assault vehicles as the Toyota Prius and by all appearances was just a regular van. If only this had happened instead:
Twist: Don Lemon’s Blizzardmobile rounds a corner and discovers, on an empty Manhattan street, the missing plane.
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 27, 2015
Here’s what the husband had to say in a Facebook post later:
WHOOPS!!! Note to self: Next time I have a 1.5m snake loose in my car, don’t let my wife drive it. […]
A couple of days earlier I had a python escape from a bag (mistake no.1) inside my car and Nat knew this but had assumed I had found it again and I didn’t tell her otherwise (Mistake no.2).
Last night I was sound asleep and I get a call from her saying “I just opened the door and there was a snake coming out from underneath the steering wheel in the dashboard”. Whoops!!!!
My bad.
I hear the U.K. just banned ceramic squirrels.
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Thank God its nkit day
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Here’s one from this very website:
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First time my German shepherd (RIP) saw himself in a mirror was priceless 🙂
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Government.
George Orwell was a prophet.
Unexiled, he was observant. As somebody noted on another article, communism was quite the rage from Marx’ time in the 1860’s to the quixotic adventure of the Russian revolution.
Orwell was describing how the communist revolution in Russia turned into a dictatorship. The animals themselves are based on the early revolutionary personalities; Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky.
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more government
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self government
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Proof that heroes are among us.
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Where can I get that magnet?
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Okay, in that bottom video with the car having to halt to avoid an accident, where the hell does that car come from? Has to be a special effects video. That, I guess, is the fail. I’m slow sometimes.
nkit…..I love you….or rather I love your posts.
Thanks for making each Friday great.
Another case of man-love blossoms on TBP.
It’s like that time EC sold his ponytail to buy Stucky a watchchain but Stucky had already sold his watch to by EC a hair-ring.
Gift of the Magi. Where is old Maggie?
She is on temporary doom porn hiatus, I believe. Her Agnes was like Garth Brooks’ “Chris Gaines” moment. I suspect she’ll launch her comeback tour when the thunder rolls.
Thanks so much, Doc. “Here’s looking at you, kid.”
Silly Chen thinks you’re a dude.
nkit, thanks for the clarification, although some of my best friends are gay, I like my online buddies straight.
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It’s like watching a reenactment of my life on the small screen. Surreal.
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Tastes like chicken.
Now thats impressive, my runt of the litter beagle would have swallowed it whole.
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Maggie and the newbs.
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YoBo thinking he’s got the run of the place.
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What aisle are the salty nut sacks in ?
Beer will get you through times of no ceramic squirrels better than ceramic squirrels will get you through times of no beer!
FFFB-hahahahaha
Hanging onto your garbage can while you back out if you have a very, very long driveway, seems like a WIN, not a FAIL. Having it fall out of your hands and having your shit fall all over the driveway while you are trying to back out and get to work…..sure, that’s a fail.
Nkit, this just keeps getting better…….how do you do it? Highlight of my dismal week. Thanks again!
Glad that you enjoy it, Bea.. It’s pretty fun and easy..
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On another note, for those of you that enjoy football, I will leave you this video of a prank played by LA Rams QB, Jared Goff on the kids playing for the football team of Ventura Community College:
That was awesome, nkit. Here’s a similar prank that always gives me a chuckle.
Re B&D’s “My Maria”: I had my five seconds of fame as the hotel desk clerk when they filmed it in Lajitas, Texas. It took three tries for the scene, since Brooks couldn’t look mean enough to suit the director. “Think Clint Eastwood” finally brought about a proper expression. 😀