Elon Needs More Money (Again)

Guest Post by Eric Peters

Last month, I wrote about Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s contemptuous and breezy dismissal of questions asked by financial analysts about the cashflow situation at Tesla. Would the company need yet another infusion of money to remain afloat? Lame! Next question.

That was Musk’s response.

As it turns out, it’s Tesla that’s lame.  The company – Musk – just laid off several thousand employees, about 9 percent of its workforce – which is one way to raise cash (by not spending it on worker salaries) when you don’t want to admit you need another infusion from investors – or realize you might not be able to get one because those investors are becoming gun-shy about giving money to Elon.

I’ve been pointing out for years that Tesla is a net money-losing operation, despite all the crony capitalist advantages – including electric car quotas in states like California, which force other car companies to either build EVs they can’t sell (or sell at a loss) or buy “credits” from an electric car manufacturer (Tesla) which the electric car company then uses to offset its losses.

Even so, Tesla has lost something on the order of $5.4 billion dollars so far, according to most estimates. Yet – until quite recently – most media coverage of Tesla has focused on what amounts to financial Fake News of the most egregious kind, such as the hype-driven value of Tesla stock. It’s true the stock price zoomed upward like a bottle rocket on the 4th of July. But what was driving this?

Not anything of value.

Analysts refused to analyze the fact that Tesla loses money on every car it sells. That it remains in business only because of investor infusions and deposits given on cars that never seem to materialize.

Well, the electric chickens may finally be coming home to roost.

At some point, you either make money – or you don’t. If you don’t, you have to find people willing to give you more of it. When you can’t do that anymore, you are forced to scale back. You let people go in order to husband what resources you’ve still got, in the hope that maybe you’ll be able to ride it out.

Elon is running out of money. His operations aren’t sustainable.

That is the real story behind the mass layoffs at Tesla and it’s still not being told. A healthy and growing company doesn’t have to cut its workforce by almost 9 percent. There will likely be more cuts, too – unless Elon can raise another $1.3 billion or so, which is the sum Tesla is expected to lose over the next four quarters. Moody’s Financial Services said in March that Elon might need as much as $2 billion to keep the doors open another year.

That would bring the total losses to more than $7 billion dollars so far.

To put that figure in some perspective, Ford – which mostly makes non-electric cars – earned a sum last year almost exactly equivalent to what Tesla has lost since the company first began making electric cars fifteen years ago. The Blue Oval reported a net profit for 2017 of $7.6 billion dollars (PDF here).

But how many people outside the car business know who the CEO of Ford is? Do you? He is not the light of the media’s eyes, the subject of flattering profile pieces touting his far-sighted genius. Elon is.

Why?

The guy has been losing other people’s money for fifteen years!

And: Battery powered cars are nothing new. They are hardly . . . Teslian. Tesla – the man – was a brilliant theorist and inventor who among other things gave us AC current and so made the transmission of electrical power over great distances both practical and economical, two qualities which this writer has for years now been pointing out Elon’s cars lack. Because Elon chose to focus on (and spend other people’s money on) electric cars that are speedy, sexy and techy on the theory that – like iPhones – these would wow the rich and then through economies of scale draw in the less-well-heeled.

But the iPhone is still expensive, an elite product for people with the disposable means and the inclination to spend three or four times the cost of a perfectly serviceable generic smartphone.

Very much like the Tesla – the car – which likewise remains too expensive to be other than an elite product for people with the disposable means and the inclination to spend three or four times the cost of a perfectly serviceable IC-engined car. A $15k Corolla may not be as speedy or as sexy or as techy as a $40,000 Model 3 – but it gets them from A to B for about one-third the cost of Elon’s electric luxury-sport sedan.

The tragedy is that if Elon had never come along and carny-barked investors into investing in a losing product, there might be a practical and economical electric car on the market. But thanks to Elon, everyone making electric cars thinks they have to make them like Elon does – speedy, sexy and techy rather than simple and cheap.

The real Tesla would have grokked the difference immediately.

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29 Comments
TampaRed
TampaRed
June 15, 2018 3:52 pm

Star,why the layoffs?

starfcker
starfcker
  TampaRed
June 15, 2018 4:10 pm

Let’s talk about it in July. Eric Peters is as dumb as a rock.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
June 15, 2018 4:26 pm

Wrong, star

Brian
Brian
  starfcker
June 15, 2018 6:51 pm

Why July? Is that when you’ll know if you got a pink slip or not?

starfcker
starfcker
  Brian
June 16, 2018 12:02 am

Clever, Brian. But no, let’s just wait for the Q2 results

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 9:50 am

How’s Solar City doing, btw?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 9:12 am

Star, how many of your fellow Tesla devotee’s remain now?

Are you the last, the only true diehard among them?

RiNS
RiNS
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 9:45 am

Hey Star

I didn’t know that blowtorch was an option on these shit-boxes…

Tesla has managed to one up Ford’s Pinto. They have made a car that shoots flames without getting rear ended..

You got to hand it to Elon. It must be the Teuton blut in him..He makes great cars….. That blow up real good..

Kinda wish John Candy was still around. I would like to hear his commentary on this one…

Stucky
Stucky
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 11:33 am

And in July you’ll say wait for 3rd quarter results. You keep doubling down on your untenable position like a dead broke gambler hoping the next hand will make him a winner.

Why don’t you just be a man? Admit you fucked up. At least I could respect you in the morning.

Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 15, 2018 4:04 pm

The husky musky is hungry. He been on the gov teat for a long time supporting his failed business model. Who needs overpriced golf carts?

Grog
Grog
June 15, 2018 4:26 pm

Maybe Drew Barrymore will buy a Tesla in honor of a 1984 movie she starred in.

(hint: the name of the movie is also the name of a 1980 science fiction novel by Stephen King.)

BB
BB
June 15, 2018 4:41 pm

Gee …he only needs 2 more billion. He’s cheap compared to the defense contractors.

Mousanony
Mousanony
  BB
June 16, 2018 9:04 am

And to be fair, while he IS killing people, it’s orders of magnitude fewer people than said contractors.

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
June 15, 2018 6:40 pm

I am reminded of DeLorean and Tesla will go the same way. Geat car, wrong business model.

starfcker
starfcker
  Austrian Peter
June 15, 2018 7:23 pm

Do you know what a business model is?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 9:16 am

A plan to lose huge amounts of money and have it covered by the US government?

Maybe DeLorean should have tried that model.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Austrian Peter
June 16, 2018 9:51 am

Neither one is a great car by any means…

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
  Anonymous
June 16, 2018 2:54 pm

Agreed, but it makes for a stark statement. Viz: ‘Nice video, shame about the song’

Llpoh
Llpoh
June 15, 2018 9:51 pm

Just read where 2/3 of Tesla orders get cancelled. Yup, that is some business model. It is built on smoke and mirrors, and the big boys are about to enter the market.

Tesla is toast.

starfcker
starfcker
  Llpoh
June 16, 2018 12:04 am

Look up the guy who wrote that opinion. Please

Anonymous
Anonymous
  starfcker
June 16, 2018 9:17 am

Can’t criticize the message so go after the messenger instead?

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
June 16, 2018 12:03 am

Welfare Queen Elon , the section 8 of auto manufacturing just needs more of other people’s money ! Never fear Uncle Sam is near to find and fund every loser

subwo
subwo
  Boat Guy
June 17, 2018 7:05 pm

Perhaps the new USPS vehicle can be made by him. Like they bought Segways.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Francis Marion
June 16, 2018 9:28 am

rins is correct,”unsafe at any voltage.”
i said before rins,if that is a rinzie original you ought to copyright or trademark it,it might become valuable–

RiNS
RiNS
  TampaRed
June 16, 2018 10:11 am

I thought that was pretty good too. Maybe I should. How do you go aboot doing that… Still can’t say fer sure it was mine as someone else might have said it previous but for what its worth it I came up with that all by my lonesome…

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 16, 2018 2:41 pm

“How do you go aboot doing that…”
perversion of the language above the 49th parallel seems to travel all the way across the n.american continent faster than aids across africa–
i don’t know how to copyright it but go for it–
how much has ralph nader made off of unsafe at any speed?

i’d take a chance & spend a couple hundred greenbacks & do it–

None Ya Biz
None Ya Biz
  TampaRed
June 16, 2018 5:34 pm

Simply add the copyright symbol © to the end of the statement, the author’s name and publish it. On this site will do. Jim does a good job of archiving his content. 🙂

Fred
Fred
July 22, 2018 8:41 am

Musk touts limited edition in car fireplace option.