Guest Post by Jesse
It’s the real illegal alien threat!
You know your boys are on the shit when they make General James ‘Mad Dog’ Mattis look like a bleeding heart dove.
Trump directs DOD to establish a Space Force
‘We are going to have the Air Force and we’re going to have the Space Force, separate but equal’President Donald Trump directed the Department of Defense and the Pentagon to establish a Space Force as the sixth branch of the Armed Forces in a meeting with the National Space Council today.
President Trump has directed the Department of Defense to establish a sixth branch of the military to be called the Space Force which is to be ‘separate but equal’ with the US Air Force. The Air force, which has a long established and fairly broad and well-maintained infrastructure, has an annual budget of about $150 billion per year. Yikes!
Interesting, considering that the US is so underinvested in its space technology and infrastructure that is has been buying rocket engines from Russia to launch its satellites.
Russia indicated that they are watching this announcement of a new militarization of space by the US with interest, and might consider an embargo on selling their rockets to support such an endeavor.
Let them eat Space X.
The illusions are many, and the reckoning may be painful.
Need little, want less, love more. For those who abide in love abide in God, and God in them.
This, along with Kelley’s statements yesterday; I’m thinkin’ 25th Amendment?
Before I form an opinion on this Space Force thing, I’m going to need to see some pictures of the women of Venus. No sense invading if they’re all a bunch of fatties.
Back in the U.S.S.F.
Oh, flew into Lunar Base Sea of Tranquility
Didn’t get some sex last night
On the way the president was on tv
Man I had a weightless flight
I’m back in the U.S.S.F.
You don’t know how heavy you are boy
Back in the U.S.S.F. (Yeah)
Been away so long in outer space
Gee it’s good to be back home
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case
Honey disconnect the phone
I’m back in the U.S.S.F.
You don’t know how heavy you are boy
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.
Back in the U.S.S.F.
Well the Venus girls really knock me out
They leave the Earth’s behind
And Martian girls make me sing and shout
Uranus is always on my mind
Aw come on!
Ho yeah!
Ho yeah!
Ho ho yeah!
Yeah yeah!
Yeah I’m back in the U.S.S.F.
You don’t know how heavy you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.F.
Well the Venus girls really knock me out
They leave the Earth’s behind
And Martian girls make me sing and shout
Uranus is always on my mind
Oh, show me around your red-streaked mountains way down south
Take me to your daddy’s farm
Let me see your Martian boobs pop out
Come and keep your spaceman warm
I’m back in the U.S.S.F.
You don’t know how heavy you are boys
Back in the U.S.S.F.
Oh let me tell you, honey
Hey, I’m back!
I’m back in the U.S.S.F.
Yes, I’m free!
Yeah, back in the U.S.S.F.
Ha ha
WTF is wrong with you people?? Don’t you know we need a fake SPACE FORCE to combat the fake Project Blue Beam FAKE ALIEN attack? Planet Hollywood is on the job overtime to save you.
Note to Brussels: The script writers there are smoking some heavy shit nowdays, better check on them in the back room. Thanx…..
Will congress fund this directive? Let the Negro Astronauts be brought back to do it more economically.
What happened to Uncle Ronnie’s Space Command? Or Bush2’s going to the moon?
Maybe the Toke Queen (T4Q) is right and we are aboard Prison Planet.
Ever see the movie Dark City?
No but I saw The Matrix
If things hold true to form; the U.S. Space Force will only attack tiny little asteroids …. take 15 years to defeat a bunch of microbes …. and at a cost of $3.4 trillion dollars.
I’m all in. Think of all the J.O.B.S. the Space Forces will create.
Your looking at it all wrong. All at a $3.4T pricetag. Elon Musk is aboard, you should be also. And don’t worry, the US gov is good for it, full faith and credit and all that.
I wrote the draft for Colonel Lockes on the Space Command Proposal from the Pentagon in 1983; we supported it even though we knew we would piss off our General, the SAC Commander, who would undoubtedly shit can our paper. The Pentagon took space away from SAC in 1985 and established Space Command at Peterson AFB, adj to Ent and Cheyenne Mountain. Trump is right to establish Space Force and if the US survives another couple decades, Space Force will become the Premiere Service.
A Space Force that gets its rocket engines from Russia?
Yeah, why do they not talk about that?
Enjoy your carrot.
We want our own but Congress makes the rules…