CNN Retracts Completely Factual Story, Admits It Did Not Reflect Their Editorial Standards

Via The Babylon Bee

ATLANTA, GA—CNN has retracted a recent report related to President Trump after realizing the article was 100% factual and as such did not reflect the editorial standards of the news organization.

CNN’s regular readership took to social media to demand a retraction after finding no obvious bias or slant to the piece.

“We just reported on what Trump did and things that were said,” Brian Stelter said in an on-air apology. “We realize now this was not consistent with what we’ve done in the past or who we are as a news organization. It was dangerous and irresponsible.”

All links to the piece were quickly pulled, and CNN assured its readers that it would never happen again.

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Boat Guy
Boat Guy
September 22, 2018 1:25 pm

Having listened and viewed CNN on several different times with different media persons the slant on reporting news is obvious to anyone with active gray matter . The facial expressions and voice tones say as much as the babble they speak . The intentional lie by omission and the constant search for that ever present plausible deniability spin leaves any reasonable person with that ever present WTF .
National and International indoctrination is nearly complete to a point where not just speaking the full and factual truth but to be accused of thinking it is now enough for charges and fines or even jail time . The New Speak Narrative rules the air waves now !

timinillinois
timinillinois
September 22, 2018 8:00 pm

love the Babylon bee

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
September 22, 2018 9:28 pm

Gotta watch posts like this, Admin. Some think it’s real. Hard to tell in this climate for sure.