BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP KILLS TREE!!!!

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BL
BL
November 19, 2018 7:44 pm

Well, at least El Trump won’t be putting Chairman Mao and other commie Christmas ornaments on the tree like Barry and Moochelle. That was a disgrace.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 19, 2018 7:54 pm

Someone please, please ‘shop this to have the graphics say he killed the tree. Would be a great ‘fakenews’ meme

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Anonymous
November 20, 2018 12:27 am
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  EL Coyote (EC)
November 21, 2018 12:42 am

I absolutely love James Brown’s singing, but I live next to Augusta, GA, where Brown was born, and they use that man for every advertisement under the sun, basically, dragging his name through the dirt and making you tired of hearing about him.

cz
cz
November 19, 2018 8:38 pm

that sap had it coming. at least now it’ll help spruce up the place. maybe trumps planning a firry convention. i heard james coney is stopping over to help decorate.

meg
meg
  cz
November 19, 2018 8:44 pm

Someone is pining away.

Grog
Grog
  meg
November 19, 2018 10:46 pm

Is he needling you?

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Grog
November 20, 2018 12:22 am

He’s all bark.

meg
meg
  cz
November 20, 2018 7:54 am

Perhaps they should branch out a bit so no one gets caught on a limb.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 19, 2018 9:22 pm

All part of his new forest management plan to prevent forest fires.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
November 19, 2018 11:46 pm

I’m hoping he doesn’t pardon the thanksgiving turkey. Say they caught it trying to sneak into the country, so they decided to proceed with the execution.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Iska Waran
November 20, 2018 12:25 am

Maybe Kanye can softsoap Trump once more.

TC
TC
November 20, 2018 9:20 am

Kinda surprised the lawyerballers let them still call it a “Christmas” tree. What would happen if they put a big cross on top or out on the White House lawn next to the giant menorah?