MEANWHILE….IN FLORIDA

Via Knuckledraggin

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22 Comments
Francis Marion
Francis Marion
February 9, 2019 8:00 am

WTF is with Florida?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2019 10:31 am

fla is like california used to be–lots of freaks kicked out of their home states & transplanted to fla–
check these people’s family history & you’ll see that they are either 1st or 2nd northeastern or midwestern us —

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2019 11:09 am

It’s the humidity. You get so hot, so soaked and saturated with sweat, you can’t even breathe. If you’re inland away from the coast, you’re gonna go postal. Guaranteed.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
  Francis Marion
February 9, 2019 12:08 pm

Yankee Investors replaced those awful pastoral countrysides and natural water ways with Condos etc. Now we are blessed with bumper to bumper Useless Idiots.

TheBurningTruth-get rite or get left. Behind.....
TheBurningTruth-get rite or get left. Behind.....
  Francis Marion
February 10, 2019 7:10 pm

Florida (trans?(wo)) man strikes again!! Always exciting and another “hold my beer, watch this” moment!! Film at Eleven!!

Stubb
Stubb
February 9, 2019 8:48 am

Gingers have no soul.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
February 9, 2019 9:01 am

Was the wedding canceled, or was it a tragedy?

bob
bob
February 9, 2019 9:18 am

Some people just shouldn’t whiskey.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 9, 2019 9:42 am

That’s not a forehead, it’s an eight head.

Ned
Ned
February 9, 2019 10:35 am

That’s what you get for getting married.

Anonymous
Anonymous
February 9, 2019 11:01 am

Meh, sounds like every weekend of my youth.

Old Shoe
Old Shoe
February 9, 2019 11:12 am

Maid Of Horror.

musket
musket
February 9, 2019 1:52 pm

In 50 years since graduating from college I have been or attended countless weddings. These are gatherings of families and individuals that are supposed to come together in joy for the couple and to a certain extent the families involved (read the brides mother here). In fact most of the wedding party is under extreme duress for a number of reasons and often are contrarians to the whole process. It only takes one faux pas to start the ball rolling and give way to other little screw ups that are often exacerbated by alcohol and other stimulants depending on the habits and tastes of the entire show. I am not even going to get involved with the educational level of the wedding as a whole as the insanity works its magic on all levels……..The smart ones keep it small and fast and inexpensive and the real smart ones elope. The geniuses just live together with the appropriate paper to support the union.

The bottom line is that you need a battalion of airborne qualified military police and the first level of judicial processing to make the show go……

Good luck to all you spring and summer weddings…you’re going to need it……

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
February 9, 2019 2:23 pm

That’s what happens in the South….when two first cousins get married and the maid of honor ( the sister) is the ex-girlfriend .

22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
22winmag - Unreconstructedsouthernerbygraceofgod
February 9, 2019 3:35 pm

What’s wrong with Florida?

Yankees and [other] white trash looking to fill the void.
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pea soup industrial complex
pea soup industrial complex
February 9, 2019 3:50 pm

ad campaign from the floriduh tourist bureau?

NtroP
NtroP
February 9, 2019 3:54 pm

Nice Day for a White Wedding

Llpoh
Llpoh
February 9, 2019 4:03 pm

I hope HSF has security arranged at his Fourth of July event. If one drunk bimbo can do all that, imagine what a dozen or so TBP monkeys could manage in an afternoon.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Llpoh
February 9, 2019 4:12 pm

somebody do me a favor–i can never get knuckledraggin’ to open past a pic of the bear–
could someone repost the link in the comments,maybe i will be able to open it there–

nkit
nkit
  TampaRed
February 9, 2019 4:32 pm
TampaRed
TampaRed
  nkit
February 9, 2019 4:53 pm

thanks 4 the repost–i didn’t get the story link to open after i got knuckledraggin to open so i used the website of the tv station to look up the story–it must have been a slow newsday,just another garden variety wedding drunk–
when i was on the tv station’s site i saw this story on the sidebar about a gentleman in mobile,al who got copped for simply wanting to upgrade his love life–damn cops!

https://whnt.com/2019/02/07/attempted-burglar-with-history-of-horse-molestation-arrested-with-taser-large-sex-toy/