This may not look like much. But, you are now the first human beings to ever actually see a Black Hole. That’s something! It’s larger than the size of our entire Solar System, and has a mass 6.5 billion times that of the Sun, and it’s 500 million trillion km from Earth. Amazing. Story here.
A woman in Taiwan went to a hospital last week with a swollen eye. Doctors found four LIVE BEES living INSIDE HER EYE and feeding on her tears! Story here.
From last week. This is happening every week now. Remember folk …. THIS IS A MANUFACTURED CRISIS!!
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My mamacita reports from El Paso that the Central American caravaneros are allowed to waltz across the border while others are repelled. She says it is putting a strain on EP facilities. She was also monitoring the situation when Cubans were allowed to waltz in just a few years ago.
I saw a black hole once, it was deep. My impulse was to fill it but I’m no Tampa.
Do you know who the guy in the animated gif is?
Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo?
Yup …… and if Anon above wouldn’t have said “soccer superstar”, I’ll bet the majority of TBPers would have googled “who the fuck is Ronaldo?” heh heh
Can’t wait for the Womans World Cup in a few weeks … would be nice to see the USA!USA!USA! repeat as champs.
I am not from Havana
you don’t have the size,stamina or cojones to fill it–
ask nkit,he can tell you how it’s worth the effort,even if you come up short–
FAKE NEWS..
That black hole is just a trick been played to dupe the unbelievers…
I am no longer that easily fooled…
Genesis 1:14-16 KJV
“And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so. And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.”
not 500 million trillion km from Earth.. a bit closer.
How close is not my guess.
Does seems to be a lot of water aboot!
Might that that black hole be an infarction caused by refraction of the waters unter God’s throne…
I digress…
Anyhoo!
Saw this video and song
amazing!
Better than black holes…
easier on the eyes..
and sounds great too!
“And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night”
You would think that God hisself would kinda know that the moon is not actually a “light”, lesser or otherwise …. but merely reflects light.
The Great and Magnificent Odin would never have fucked up like that. But, fret not, I really do enjoy your Bible lessons.
Dude, it’s pop 40 music that has been drilled into my head since the British invasion began. Rap infused millenials don’t know shit.
Yokes is only your friend if you dance to his tune. He kicked nkit and T4C to the curb for a while until they got right with Yokesus again.
Do try to keep up.
Video Title: Moonlight Test Hot or Cold
Per that youtube vid, a “Mr Vampire” had a good response.
“Light actually has no heat. It’s the heat radiation you feel from the sun that causes the heat. Almost none of this heat is reflected from the moon with it’s light. The effect that is measured in dodgy moonlight experiments is called Radiative Cooling (when heat is lost to the atmosphere at night). The Moons light (reflected sunlight) doesn’t have anything to do with what is being measured. When an object (or surface) is covered or shaded with a hand, roof, tree or cloud, it radiates less of its heat into the night air, and it will become slightly warmer than an object (or surface) that is exposed to the open night sky. That’s why cloudy nights are warmer than clear nights in the same season.”
Were YOU able to keep up?
Here I thought heat came from infrared light.
Heat is transferred in 3 ways…conduction, convection and radiation. Radiant heat is the only one that can travel through a vacuum…no matter, no conduction nor convection.
The wavelength of the radiated heat energy is determined by the surface temperature of the radiating body. The sun has a surface temperature that causes most of its heat to be transmitted via Infrared wavelengths. So, what you say is true for the particular case of the sun, but not true as a general statement.
Thanks Druddy. I was talking about sunlight.
I’m trying to keep up. I like to keep things simple. I thought you might be interested. I was wrong, it seems.
Personally, it matters not to me. If it did matter to me I’d have already taken my outside thermometer into the moonlight. Maybe I’ll give it a go. Just for laughs.
Hopefully, someone else gets something out of the video. Thank you for taking the time to watch it.
No no no. You weren’t wrong. It was a good vid.
I’m just having fun … stirring the pot a bit. That’s one of my responsibilities here.
10:4
Sorry to hear about your wife. Give her my kindest regards.
REPENT!!! HEATHEN!!! Or, you’ll burn in HELL!!!
I’ll put in a good word. I make no promises.
An ancestor of mine from France was sent to live with the native people in the Ohio Valley a long time ago. He was five years old. They sent him to learn the language to facilitate trade and spread the Gospel. I think about it sometimes. Must have been beautiful country. Most of my family on my mother’s side are still there today.
My buddy Hubert’s mom said a woman who scratches her ass in public is a bad woman. I didn’t know what that meant, I was only 7 at the time.
RiNseRino, if water is one part hydrogen and two parts oxygen, isn’t it possible the stars were formed out of the hydrogen and the oxygen was converted into other stuff like asteroids or planets? Asking for a friend.
one part hydrogen and two parts oxygen…
Geeze ya’d think a wetback would know chemical formula for wasser…
CORINTHIANS 15:41
There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
But in spite of all its glory, a star will not forever exist. It will be outlived by its Creator!
On serious note all the elements are created from supernovae
We are all stardust…
Awright, I got confoosed with the carbon dioxide formula. But my third grade teacher said stars are made of hydrogen. I can’t say where the oxy atoms went.
Sorry man I couldn’t help myself. You just lobbed that one in and it was asking to be hit outta the park. To your question your teacher was somewhat correct. Hydrogen is indeed the abundant element and many stars are composed of that element. Our star derives its energy from fusion of hydrogen to create helium. Once all the hydrogen is used up the star will morph into a Red Giant and fuse the Helium into Carbon. Once that is done the star will lose its shine and just be a cinder in the dim sky.
Ergo the stardust…
The reaction will stop, as the star in our sky does not have enuf mass to go to next phase. And the next stage is a Super Nova. When the nova occurs the star compresses then explodes. They say that the star over city of David was one of those.
Matthew 1:18-25 18
This is how the birth of Jesus the Messiah came about: His mother Mary was pledged to be married to Joseph, but before they came together, she was found to be pregnant through the Holy Spirit. 19Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law, and yet did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. 20But after he had considered this, an angel of the LORD appeared to him in a dream and said, “Joseph son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary home as your wife, because what is conceived in her is from the Holy Spirit. 21She will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because he will save his people from their sins.” 22All this took place to fulfill what the LORD had said through the prophet: 23″The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel” (which means “God with us”). 24When Joseph woke up, he did what the angel of the LORD had commanded him and took Mary home as his wife. 25But he did not consummate their marriage until she gave birth to a son. And he gave him the name Jesus.
Anyways when star explodes at that moment all the elements are created then ejected into universe and baby Jebus too!
and so it goes..
or somethin like that..
Dear beloved Teacher of the Good Book,
Can you please tell me how a Super Nova — which is billions upon billions of miles from Earf — can be used like some kind of 1st century Mapquest to specifically point at a single tiny village, and only that village?
Is it possible that God (PBUH) used his mighty powers to move the Super Nova, oh, let’s say 100 miles above Bethlehem? Or, is there a non-miraculous explanation?
Asking for a friend,
Blessed art thou for answering
Well seeing as you asked.. it goes somethin’ like this..
In the Bible it sez..
Matthew 2:9-11 9
After they had heard the king, they went on their way, and the star they had seen when it rose went ahead of them until it stopped over the place where the child was. 10When they saw the star, they were overjoyed. 11On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh.
Pretty simple explanation really.
Billions of miles from earf.. pfft!
It is not widely known but the firmament has grooves cut in it to guide the planets, stars and moons around so the whole lot doesn’t come crashing down on earth…
Basically it went down like this.
The Three Wise Men were banging whores in Damascus and got lost. The Big Guy in the Sky fearing that they would take a wrong turn threw a gutter ball and opened a vault or somethin’
Genesis 1:14-19 14
And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16God made two great lights-the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
Pretty powerful stuff…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cXrEPNvRO8
Ever read this one?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gospel-According-To-The-Gospel-According-to-Peanuts-Paperback/724747
Oh, and Nova Scotia boy, how about this one?
beebs at tuck in….
If Christianity was a felony, would there be enough evidence to convict him?
There’s a science fiction story about a researcher examining supernova remnants in a distant galaxy. With some challenge she simulates “the galaxy running backwards” and determines that THIS was the “Star of David”.
Her anguish results from noticing that there was an advanced civilization, ended in that moment, circling the supernova star on an outlying planet, and trying to reconcile a just, loving God with one that would wipe out an entire civilization just for a sign that said essentially “Over here!”
Mexican’s want a super nova.
That super-nova at the birth of Jesus – it was 1,000,000’s of light years away – so it was a long time coming. Further – it would have be visible for centuries..
Just sayin’
Come on Woody! God can turn it off and on as he wishes.
Sorta like the Neon knights
er lights
It only lasted fer four days and star is only aboot 300 miles away anyways..
Millions of years.. pfft!
Earth is only 4000 or so years old..
So that is impossible anyways.
Most excellent music choice! One of my all time favorite groups of that era. Still enjoy them a lot. I like living in the past. The past was way better … at least that’s how I remember it.
The problem is that you can’t remember the future.
That’s a nice hole you got there.
Shame if something was to happen to it.
I thought they already found a black hole? – The Federal Budget
The federal budget is what is known as the event horizon, it is the Pentagon Budget that is the actual black hole.
Key Point !!!!!!!
Is that some kind of subliminal suggestion, Unravished?
In the dark, all holes are black – Old Spanish saying
High calories. No nutrition.
That’s something entirely different – that’s a “glazed hole” Dine if you wish.
Unexpropriated- Your hole is far more believable than the photo offered by Stucky. The trick with black holes it to not get sucked into them.
Yep.
Did we miss the ants on the eye that was afflicted by bees? Glazed black holes of Glory, deep fried.
Where are the flat blackholers?
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that’s funny. Very very funny. Funny to the bone.
I hope HF responds and defends his honor.
Tinker Bell , it’s about damn time you saw the light or should I say firmament. There is no Outer space , black holes , galaxies , or dark matter or space time continually or anything else. We never went to the moon .We never have been out of low Earth orbit and never will . Nothing can get through the firmament . I refer you to operation Fish Bowl in 1961 when the US tried to blow a whole through the firmament useing nuclear weapons . They only tried about 40 times .You can see the rockets hitting the dome . I guess after 40 times they figure out God means business. Then they outlawed anyone going to the north Pole . I wonder why tinker Bell ? Gravity is not real either. Stick around Tinker you have so much more to learn. Now go watch “Thor smashing through the firmament” on YouTube.
Thanks man yer the best..
Piece of the Lord be with you!
As for going to North Pole, can’t happen.
Santa already laid dibs..
and this is what..
NASA’s Azure Program.
It appears to be something making impact on what appears to be the dome of the sky.
Silly BB, some dude from this site already told us there were no such things as nuclear weapons.
bb,
Why does my IQ drop 20 points every time I read one of your posts?
yipper,
seeing the osmonds reminded me of vixen vic–has she posted recently?
Nope but I like to remind peeps now and then when they go AWOL.
hey beebs!
Good news and praise Jesus (PBUH)
They found some of your relatives.. on yer Momma’s side.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/evidence-of-new-human-species-found-in-philippines-11554915601
I posted a thread of the press conference (didn’t see yours when I sent it).
It’s a dog and pony show for the extremely gullible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZtXkV8jlfs
I just like dicking around holes. But to add, when my pops used to work at JPL he let me in on a little thing that the nerd farm loved doing: coloring radio spectrographs. Yup, color time at the egghead sanctum to make things look more appealing than interpreting radiation signals in raw data or non-color. Additionally, that famous Hubble photo of the Eagle Nebula was colorized to give it more pizazz. Do I think black holes exist: likely. But I also believe that nothing fucking matters in the end as we all end up as either worm or buzzard bait, so fuck the bozos and lets riot already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM1Ano–UYM
I was deceived
Now I believe
Praise Jesus!
UPDATE: 3 More Amazing Pictures of Black (ass)Holes
54 comments and nobody is talking about the fucking bees in the eyes!?!?!
“54 comments and nobody is talking about the fucking bees in the eyes!?!?!”
lol lmfao
I was thinking exactly the same thing. Not even one comment???
I should have posted the picture of the mouse living in a vagina.
I don’t know anything about vagina mice, but I damn sure know that I wouldn’t tolerate eye bees. For fuck’s sake.
Cuntry mouse not impressed with city mouse house.
Gessus christ…
need to bleach my eyes!.
Hey, I did! It bothered me, those ants. I like how I post and said post jumps around and lands somewhere out of context. I don’t have any Bible verses handy, sorry.
Meh, I think the black hole photo is complete BS. Anyone who wants to believe….knock yourselves out.
Maybe Stucky is bent out of shape with Yoebbels non-stop joo bashing because he himself is of jooish heritage.
I understand that, but who else has thier hands in everything to screw us goy but them and some questionable pirate class asshats?
HA!
YOU are more Jewish than me. I still have my whole dick intact. You? I bet you’re snipped …….. ya joo bastard.
Stucky – Truth is your dick was so small they couldn’t snip ya or there would be nothing left.
Regarding the woman with bees in her eyes, The bees are Halictidae or (sweat bees) which are usually attracted to human perspiration.
My husband’s dick is only 4 inches. But I like it that wide.
Sounds like somebody is feeling better.
Everyone Wants To Save The Planet
or give proof to things that challenge physics as we know it.
or be a Rachael Carson.
I watched the premiered show on PBS last night about
“Ozone Hole: How We Saved the Planet”
Featuring the slow acceptance of two researchers whose work lingered for decades before big biz accepted the ‘science’ of the matter. And were awarded Nobel Prizes for their early work in the field in 1995.
Ahem, some may doubt the science of chlorofluorocarbons in this audience and the mumbo jumbo data of it. And doubt the latest measurements showing slowing and diminishing of the ozone hole over Antarctica, as pictured in the newest sampling and imaging techniques.
The show doubtless aims to validate science done well and the resistance to evidence contrary to prevailing thoughts, especially by captains of capitalism.
Like Dow Chem.
http://www.pbs.org/about/blogs/news/ozone-hole-how-we-saved-the-planet
What’s so amazing about a fake picture of a black hole?
Hey sheep, look at this, here is an actual picture of a black hole, after we add super cool coloring to make the image pop. We could of chosen any color we want, because well, we totally created it ourselves and since we think it’s hot there we went with a super hot looking color, pretty cool huh. We also made it all hazy and shit, like it’s out of focus, to you know, simulate that it’s really fucking far away, Sure beats a picture of total blackness which is what the original was before we added the impressive looking ring of fire. But this is an actual picture of a black hole, trust us.
could have
Nice sarcasm, Odie, I guess you missed HF, RiNseY and Zulu Foxtrot Golf’s over the top flaming of the whole shitshow.