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It’s been “Friday Fail” every single day in the good ol’ US of A since at least 2008. Thanks for the laughs!
Maintenance to escalator 2A. Apparently it’s jammed with someone’s cock, and that someone isn’t pleased.
what a beautiful punch. you could hold a clinic on that one.
You don’t think the guy was completely drunk/trashed on drugs at the time?
That must be one of those ‘Murican panda bears
Nice belly button.
How about this belly button, Bob?
I love how it’s kinda a vertical slit.
Uh, no.
Big deal. I could do that, too, except for the skateboard.
I can do that too. But not on purpose
That’s pretty cool. What did the guy try to run off with?
Postimage.org apparently choked – same thing:
Thanks Canada
Thank Northern Europe for supplying the gene pool.
I want to swim in her gene pool.
I’m gonna change my name and become a camel jockey.
Or play with your big toe….
Is that BB? You are one badass mother trucker.
hopefully, this is not BB.
And back home, someone’s sayin’: “Damn. Amazon says it shipped. They hit my debit card already. Where TF is my package?”
Meanwhile, in the Club Car of the Amtrak, a sudden jolt causes Lager to spill his Yuengling, causing some irritation until he sees the spillage onto a wet T-shirt on a black haired beauty, with points on her own, sittin’ way up high…
Accoustic 6-string courtesy of Glenn Frey.
shitty link. a true friday fail. the repeat below was the original intent,
with the lyrics to Night Moves.
a double post. Sonofabitch!
should’ve held off on that glass of Glenfiddich. Sure was good, though.
Meanwhile, someone back home sayin’: “Damn. Amazon says it shipped, and them bastards hit my debit card already. Where TF is my package?”
But on the Amtrak, back in the Club Car, the sudden jolt caused Lager to spill his Yuengling, causing mild irritation until seeing the spillage produced a wet T-shirt.
She was a black haired beauty, with points on her own, sittin’ way up high…
Accoustic 6-string courtesy of special guest Glenn Frey.
Maggie nods off, composing a long comment, and encroaches Hollywood’s safe space.
You broke my plane, asshole.
Well, how was I to know standing 4″ from the runway wasn’t safe?
So Michelle Obama is really a White guy in a lot of makeup?!?!
Nah–it’s Valerie Jarrett
That spike came within a hair of getting very lucky.
Luigi wondered why he was still holding six lug nuts.
BP, that comment was a good for a big a belly laugh, eh? Gracie.
(those only have one fastener per wheel) I was watching that session when it happened. The video may be a bit deceiving – he was doing about 180mph when he hit the brakes for the corner. I defy any of you, myself included, to not absolutely shit yourselves dead on the spot if that happened to you. He was back in the car with a new front end by the end of the day. And won the race the following day.
Did not win the race.
He must have been tired.
Joke about the “D” all you want, but it is great to see that the government of the Yukon territories is not ignoring the serious problem that living that far north of the equator presents, even for whites. During winter, it is nearly impossible for even white folk to get enough sun exposure to maintain adequate vit. D levels, and the darker skinned indigenous folks are screwed for sure. Given the bigPharma assault on vitamins and supplements here in the US, it is great to see such an emphasis on getting enough vit. D through supplements. Deficiencies in D are likely at the heart of MS (also called the “Canadian disease”), and countless others.
Biotics Research Corp. in Texas offers a 1 oz. (30 m/L) small bottle of Emulsified Vitamin D.
“Bio-D-Mulsion Forte” is an oil-in-water emulsion. Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol) has been dispersed into microscopic particles to aid absorption and assimilation.
Other ingredients: water, gum arabic, and sesame seed oil.
Gluten and dairy free.
1 drop = 2000 IU, or 500% of the Daily value.
1 – 5 drops under the tongue.
I do 50,000 IU per week with vitamin K2. Works for me. Now back to the main T4c attraction.
43 proof and 43D. Suddenly I’m thirsty and horny.
That gets me right in the Jim Beam.
That will straighten out your Jim Beam.
That was some good backing by that truck driver. It is hard to something like that.
Very beautiful young women. Make me kinda sad to see something I will never have .
A vagina?
Sorry, Beebs. Couldn’t help it.
Sumbitch!
Sally’s caboose lookin’ mighty fine, half way in, on this clip.
Damn.
~L
OH SHIT!!! It’s 2 oclock, I gotta go.
That’s just plain creepy
Actual Italians in Italy virtually always eat pizza with a knife and fork.
Source: ten years living in Italy.
Braggart
Uhhh. How is this bragging? It’s just where life took me. Living in Italy is—economically speaking—a sufferance in most ways.
Still..
American cars: seven cupholders. Italian cars: zero cupholders.
Italians (as of ten years ago) don’t like eating or drinking while walking down the street, or while driving in cars, or while on public transport. They eat and drink where they intend to sit down and eat and drink, for the most part. The American-ish ever-present-snack-and-water-bottle phenom. didn’t exist (but may well be on the rise).
I tried to offer “cocktail party” types of hospitality, but Italians didn’t want to stand and “mingle” and eat hors d’oeuvres with a drink in their hands—they would all sit down at the table straight away. And then you camp out there for five hours… which is perfectly awesome in its own right.
I’m relieved not to experience the further degradation of a flawed-but-exceptionally-beautiful culture. I kind of wish I had never known it, so as not to miss its passing so terribly. Now in a tenuous Anglo-Saxon redoubt beset by the same pseudo-liberal forces as those destroying Italy.
The American work ethic bleeds through to the point where everything is rush, rush. Quick breakfast, work, 1/2 lunch, work, rush home, quick dinner, cleanup, quick prep for next day, quick sex or no sex, sleep for a few hours, wake up to the alarm clock, rush to work, daydream about the wife’s titties when she was just your gf, get to work, wish you lived in Italy.