Like feral hogs, their numbers have grown too large, and severe thinning of the herd is required.
Hey.
Here’s an idea.
No more food stamps / EBT cards, without a recipe that makes Canadian Geese and feral hogs palatable to the sponges of the FSA.
If we can get them folks to start eatin’ those come Chrismus or Thanksgibbin’, we might appease the shooters-for-sport, the leeches of free food, and clean up the foraging fowl and feral swine all in the same cycle.
Hmmm. Just thinking outside of the ghetto box.
Might have promise.
Alas, the FSA will end up shittin’ all over the place, just like the geese.
Unfair
May 13, 2019 12:43 pm
A preview of the first 2020 Presidential Campaign debate between Trump and ?
AC
May 13, 2019 1:47 pm
If the geese start beating Chinese to death in the street, they might have something,
Damn , nature is strange sometimes. Even in Canada .
Llpoh
May 13, 2019 7:26 pm
In Oz we also have birds that kill – grown men. A cassowary killed a guy a few weeks back. It happens ever so often. Someone will stumble upon one in the rainforests, and get a nasty surprise. They are about the size of ostriches, mean, and with 6” claws that they use to slice and disembowel.
Oz is an ancient and hostile place, and damn near everything here can kill you, or so it seems.
I hate those flying shit factories.
Ditto.
Like feral hogs, their numbers have grown too large, and severe thinning of the herd is required.
Hey.
Here’s an idea.
No more food stamps / EBT cards, without a recipe that makes Canadian Geese and feral hogs palatable to the sponges of the FSA.
If we can get them folks to start eatin’ those come Chrismus or Thanksgibbin’, we might appease the shooters-for-sport, the leeches of free food, and clean up the foraging fowl and feral swine all in the same cycle.
Hmmm. Just thinking outside of the ghetto box.
Might have promise.
Alas, the FSA will end up shittin’ all over the place, just like the geese.
A preview of the first 2020 Presidential Campaign debate between Trump and ?
If the geese start beating Chinese to death in the street, they might have something,
The asian mute swans will kick a canada goose’s butt everytime.
It’s nesting season and they’re very protective of their young.
A story I’d like to read ….. “Goose kills giraffe hunter.”
Please, Mr. Stucky. Anything but the 2×4!
BTW – this is what I’m eating for lunch. Yummy.
Little does Francis Marion know that the lamb’s momma will get the last laugh.
I sincerely hope she has a license for that thing.
Damn , nature is strange sometimes. Even in Canada .
In Oz we also have birds that kill – grown men. A cassowary killed a guy a few weeks back. It happens ever so often. Someone will stumble upon one in the rainforests, and get a nasty surprise. They are about the size of ostriches, mean, and with 6” claws that they use to slice and disembowel.
Oz is an ancient and hostile place, and damn near everything here can kill you, or so it seems.
I just looked it up and the first thing that appeared on the listing was the title “World’s deadliest bird”. Another good reason to carry a gun.
seagulls eat geese eggs. the goose killed it preemptively. they aren’t politically correct, they aren’t stupid.