MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—It looks like Google is adding hundreds of jobs to Silicon Valley, as its newly opened book-burning division is looking to hire firemen.
These firemen don’t put out fires, but rather, they destroy books, videos, information, and anything else that contradicts a far-left worldview. They utilize fire at 451 degrees Fahrenheit. Google’s robotics division has also reportedly developed a Mechanical Hound designed to sniff out resistance to its totalitarian destruction of offensive content.
Google listed several hundred available positions in the company’s new “Firehouse” department. The listing posted on Google’s Careers page is replicated below:
Position: Fireman
Location: Various
Qualifications:
- Good with fire
- Won’t question orders
- At least two years of book-burning experience
- Bachelor’s degree in gender studies or equivalent practical experience (e.g., screaming at sky, rioting, etc.)
- Far-left worldview
About the job
Google aspires to be an organization that doesn’t allow any dissent on the internet. And people have increasingly come to support and vote for policies that cancel, delete, and remove worldviews and people they disagree with. It’s a much cleaner, safer, entertaining world this way.
Responsibilities:
- Scour the internet, local book stores and libraries, YouTube, etc. for content that has the potential to make someone uncomfortable and destroy it.
- Cancel people the Company disagrees with.
- Go on coffee runs from time to time
In response to the looming destruction of history, books, and dissent, a group of exiles has reportedly fled to the hills, each of them having memorized a book or YouTube video that Google has destroyed in hopes of one day rebuilding society.
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Monopolies should be broken up!
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“Google Deploys Squads Of Firemen To Burn Offensive Books, Videos, Websites”
“Fuckers beat me to the punch again! I didn’t know we were allowed to have Fire Depts!”
I’m sure the satire is far more nearly the truth than most of us imagine. There is no room in the life of the narcissist for diverse viewpoints, no room in totalitarianism for intellectual honesty, and no room in corporate America for dissent. Even when one cannot see the precipice, one can surely feel it nearby and growing closer.
and, by the way?
Aunt Martha’s Senior Thesis from the University of Kentucky Art College in Murray, Kentucky is still hanging on the wall down in the treehouse.
Just sayin’
This treehouse… on the far end of our “estate.” We are not just hillbillies, we are Hillbilly Land Barons.
Buy every electronic device, Google will love you. Praise google daily while switching channels. Tell on people who question Google. Don’t question Climate change or the liberal scientist who promote it. Fascism. I watched a program on Fascism today and by the time I switched channels I was not sure if it was about Nazi Germany or Google.
Now, for heavens sake… you know you are not allowed to say anything bad about CORN or Nazi Germany around here, don’t you?
Google = Skynet