CAPTION CONTEST

-----------------------------------------------------
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal

-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Click to visit the TBP Store for Great TBP Merchandise
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
97 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 11:26 am

It has four breasts?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
June 24, 2019 12:37 pm

I thought her head turned around backwards like in The Exorcist.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Iska Waran
June 24, 2019 6:33 pm

Yes, but this time it was her ass that turned around.

Cricket
Cricket
  Anonymous
June 24, 2019 8:16 pm

Possibly…I think it’s more she has 2 butts…never a good look…a butt in front and in back.

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 24, 2019 11:28 am

She lost the struggle to stay physically and mentally fit.

Pequiste
Pequiste
June 24, 2019 11:30 am

“The struggle” is to fit into those garments and close the damned zippers.

Texas Patriot
Texas Patriot
June 24, 2019 11:35 am

You can put lipstick on a pig, no wait, there is no lipstick on that pig.

ConcernedCitizen
ConcernedCitizen
  Texas Patriot
June 24, 2019 2:21 pm

Why are you insulting pigs like that?

Grog
Grog
June 24, 2019 11:38 am

Childhood picture before the tranny hormones

comment image

musket
musket
  Grog
June 24, 2019 5:52 pm

Why that’s “chubbsie ubbsie” himself

Pequiste
Pequiste
  musket
June 24, 2019 10:51 pm

Miss Crabtree approves!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANxAr2gvb34

That Miss Crabtree could show American girls and boys, men and women of today what a super adorable svelte fox from the 1930’s looks like compared to the vile blob* in question.

* Very much representative of its age cohort.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  musket
June 25, 2019 9:01 am

Don’t call me Norma, call me …

Dutchman
Dutchman
June 24, 2019 11:41 am

Hey Stucky, honey – I got it all warmed up for you!

RiNS
RiNS
June 24, 2019 11:43 am

comment image

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  RiNS
June 24, 2019 12:02 pm

No man in his right mind would go near that, a man mentally ill wouldn’t go near that which is why it has a fuck off tape wrapped around it’s head….the fuck off is a warning, like bright colors on a poisonous frog or warty growths on a stonefish….comment image

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Mygirl...Maybe
June 24, 2019 1:55 pm

Black guys seem to like those hefty white gals.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Harrington Richardson
June 24, 2019 8:00 pm

Baby got back…… and FRONT!!!

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Mygirl...Maybe
June 24, 2019 4:39 pm

i think she’s sexy in a drunken sort of way–

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  TampaRed
June 24, 2019 5:25 pm

she bears and goats are also sexy in a drunken sort of way….gack!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  TampaRed
June 24, 2019 8:27 pm

I’m gonna make her mine.

Voltara
Voltara
  TampaRed
June 25, 2019 9:13 pm

Then do us all a favour and give her what she desperately needs

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Voltara
June 25, 2019 9:17 pm

A brain and some self control?

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  Mygirl...Maybe
June 24, 2019 9:43 pm

My sea name is Stone Fish. How dare you! I sailed across the equator to be tagged along with that?!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
June 24, 2019 2:26 pm

Xir Gunts-A-Lot

Electric Cholo
Electric Cholo
  RiNS
June 24, 2019 4:52 pm

Is that RedneckRebel’s sister/wife?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Electric Cholo
June 24, 2019 6:09 pm

It looks Hispanic.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  Anonymous
June 24, 2019 6:57 pm

Disagree.*

It looks to me like a morbidly obese disgusting dumfuk SJW slob.

*Some the finest drop-dead-gorgeous women on this planet, or any other, are Hispanic.

Steve
Steve
June 24, 2019 11:50 am

“The struggle is real” alright. She can’t stop stuffing her pie hole.

niebo
niebo
  Steve
June 24, 2019 12:07 pm

. . . against another piece of pizza

Yancey_Ward
Yancey_Ward
June 24, 2019 11:50 am

Some struggle against gravity more than others.

Blue
Blue
June 24, 2019 11:53 am

Hey Baby, You looking for a date?

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
  Blue
June 24, 2019 1:02 pm

She’s lookin for a whole box of dates.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Blue
June 24, 2019 1:57 pm

DeTyrone lookin foo a babymamma.

ASIG
ASIG
June 24, 2019 11:53 am

Her “REAL STRUGGLE” is to get someone to fuck her; even advertising what she wants on a headband isn’t any help.

Even she can't get into her pants.
Even she can't get into her pants.
  ASIG
June 24, 2019 1:41 pm

Join the discussion…

Unsound
Unsound
June 24, 2019 11:59 am

?“…and the HOME…. OF… THE…BRAAAVVVE!”?

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 12:32 pm

Hmmph, that classic Coke “It’s the Real Thing” commercial from my childhood was nothing like I remember it.

Hardscrabble Farmer
Hardscrabble Farmer
June 24, 2019 12:34 pm

His nuts look sore.

B L Zbub
B L Zbub
June 24, 2019 12:41 pm

You’ve got your ass on backwards

Miles Long
Miles Long
June 24, 2019 12:54 pm

Fabric durability test?

Iconoclast421
Iconoclast421
June 24, 2019 1:00 pm

“You will personally pay at least $50 out of your own pocket to cover your share of my very significant lifetime medical expenses”

Lamont Cranston
Lamont Cranston
June 24, 2019 1:20 pm

Her struggle is with Jenny Craig, whom she called a homophobic, racist, sexist, non-fat-tolerant, capitalist running dog bitch last week.

nkit
nkit
June 24, 2019 1:39 pm

comment image

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
June 24, 2019 2:57 pm

UR finding some gems, bud.
Keep rollin’.

Doc
Doc
  nkit
June 24, 2019 10:55 pm

Meals for one?!

I somehow doubt it.

Donkey Balls
Donkey Balls
June 24, 2019 2:12 pm

What…the struggle to join the normal, moral and scientific part of society?

John Doe
John Doe
June 24, 2019 2:24 pm

When you join the Metoo movement only to show up and be criticized for being a member of the Mefour movement.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 2:29 pm

Without police protection, these people would have very short lifespans.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
June 24, 2019 2:36 pm

Buttons lost the struggle. Long live the elastic waistband!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Francis Marion
June 24, 2019 3:36 pm

Hey Francis, does this help?
comment image?ssl=1

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  ILuvCO2
June 24, 2019 3:38 pm

I wish I had a body like that.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Vixen Vic
June 24, 2019 9:51 pm

And so do us old guys wish our wives had bodies like that , but…. Ain’t gonna happen and we love them just the same, right guys? And and and Vixen is smokin’ hot.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  ILuvCO2
June 24, 2019 10:21 pm

I love that comment, but you’ve never even seen me. I guess I need a cell phone so I can send a photo, though I really hate cell phones.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  ILuvCO2
June 24, 2019 4:48 pm

It sure as hell doesn’t hurt.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  ILuvCO2
June 24, 2019 4:51 pm

completely off topic but since a couple of canadians have recently posted here i was wondering if this article is true–
it states that canada is now euthanizing people and harvesting their organs afterwards–

https://www.naturalnews.com/2019-06-22-canada-begins-harvesting-organs-from-euthanized-humans.html

AC
AC
  TampaRed
June 24, 2019 6:17 pm

Just watch the documentary ‘Soylent Green.’ It’s all in there.

Also:

http://www.cmaj.ca/content/191/22/E604

http://www.cmaj.ca/content/cmaj/suppl/2019/05/27/191.22.E604.DC1/181648-guide-1-at.pdf

So, the newly imported shitskin ‘doctors’ have a green light to start murdering people for organs, as long as they lie on the appropriate forms. Nice.

James
James
  AC
June 24, 2019 7:49 pm

UH,AC,best rewatch “Soylent Green”,and remember the ending line,”Soylent Green is people!”,with that in mind can you really picture anyone eating that?!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
June 24, 2019 8:22 pm

This was not about the article. TampaRed went off on a Canadian-related tangent.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  TampaRed
June 25, 2019 10:02 am

Trudeau’s in charge. Anything is possible.

nkit
nkit
  ILuvCO2
June 24, 2019 10:59 pm

Tomorrow I hope to find some Redfish tailin’ if I can get up before ten..

Electric Cholo
Electric Cholo
  ILuvCO2
June 25, 2019 1:39 pm

Hey, Robbo, this is what Maggie looked like back in her AF days, built like a brick shithouse.

Southern Sage
Southern Sage
June 24, 2019 2:41 pm

Regarding which side is going to win the coming civil war, the side that does not have a 50 pound sack of shit swinging off of their distended belly.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  Southern Sage
June 24, 2019 6:35 pm

It might knock you over & sit on yer face. Is that bulbous thing in front considered open carry?

Smoke em if you got em
Smoke em if you got em
June 24, 2019 2:55 pm

Oh to see her attempt a sit up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 3:08 pm

The Struggle With The Waistline is Real!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
June 24, 2019 3:14 pm

Liberal Lunatic voter.
(or the typical Hillary voter)

txjohn
txjohn
June 24, 2019 3:34 pm

The struggle against Type-2 diabetes?

cA
cA
June 24, 2019 3:35 pm

The struggle is real! The struggle to get the zipper up on fully stretched out sweat pants. What a fuckin pig!

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 3:44 pm

As Dr. Smith used to say, on Lost in Space:

The Pain, oh, the Pain..

u can’t un see this.

T
T
June 24, 2019 4:05 pm

Struggling with having her ass on backwards.

nkit
nkit
June 24, 2019 4:34 pm

comment image

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  nkit
June 24, 2019 5:01 pm

Nix going to Columbia for a cut-rate procedure.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  nkit
June 24, 2019 10:32 pm

It’s hard to believe this guy thought a doctor, of all people, would fall for this.

Pequiste
Pequiste
  nkit
June 24, 2019 10:56 pm

Nigga, please.

Columbia? As in South America maybe.

Pre-med student? Nasal canula?

The only doctor associated with this procedure is Dr. Dre.

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 24, 2019 4:43 pm

maybe we pro lifers should re think our position on abortion–

Mygirl...Maybe
Mygirl...Maybe
  TampaRed
June 24, 2019 5:27 pm

I’ve had that very same thought on occasion.

AC
AC
  TampaRed
June 24, 2019 6:18 pm

We could tie this in with reparations: free abortions for niggers.

Miles Long
Miles Long
  AC
June 24, 2019 6:33 pm

Retroactive?

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 24, 2019 5:27 pm

Plump Dee Dumpty

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
June 24, 2019 6:35 pm

If you looked up the term “LBGTQ Battlecunt”, that would be the accompanying illustration.

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
June 24, 2019 6:47 pm

Possible Captions based on the first things I thought when I saw that picture:
“I haven’t seen it for a long time.”
“Roll me in the flour and look for the wet spot.”

KaD
KaD
June 24, 2019 7:07 pm

Is another struggle to avoid becoming the United States of Asia?

Eugenics and Survival

DFJ 150
DFJ 150
June 24, 2019 8:08 pm

The struggle for “containment” of rogue nations has nothing on this beauty.

Bob Bigaouette
Bob Bigaouette
June 24, 2019 8:23 pm

Fine example of today’s 3rd (or 4th, I forget) wave feminist.

doug
doug
June 24, 2019 8:40 pm

Nasty is as nasty does. Here is the definition of one nasty female.(?)

Big JiLm
Big JiLm
June 24, 2019 9:46 pm

Its only struggle is getting its pants on in the morning…

bob
bob
June 24, 2019 10:12 pm

Can’t get a date because of gender stereotypes and toxic masculinity. Yeah, ok.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  bob
June 24, 2019 10:24 pm

That’s what they all say.

doug
doug
June 24, 2019 10:34 pm

Miss Piggy speaks….

Jackarlope
Jackarlope
June 24, 2019 11:35 pm

She’s not fat,
Just short and squatty
All ass and no body

Serge
Serge
June 25, 2019 12:46 am

Hey Americans ,I’ve read all these comments and cannot understand..Where your tolerance which you’re so proud???!!!

TS
TS
  Serge
June 25, 2019 2:36 am

Definition of tolerance –
1 : capacity to endure pain or hardship : endurance, fortitude, stamina
2 a : sympathy or indulgence for beliefs or practices differing from or conflicting with one’s own
b : the act of allowing something : toleration

In the spirit of #1, it is an extreme level of tolerance to endure that mind-numbing gut-wrenching sight. The level of endurance, stamina and fortitude is off the chart.
#2 a : – there’s not enough tolerance in the universe for me to ever have sympathy or indulgence for that intolerant double-butted gag-magnet.

b : the fact that it’s not locked in a dungeon or left on a deserted island is proof enough.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  Serge
June 25, 2019 5:18 am

Tolerance? So, in your exalted country you tolerate the intolerable? You’re an Asshole. How’s that for tolerant?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Serge
June 25, 2019 2:28 pm

Don’t mistake the Jewish bullshit in the media for reality.

bigfoot
bigfoot
June 25, 2019 5:13 am

“These pants are made to order for the struggle that has made me what I am!”

Dave
Dave
June 25, 2019 6:36 am

It sure is…you’ve got your bottom on backwards!

Voltara
Voltara
June 25, 2019 9:10 pm

Trump made me fat