Beto Cites Nazi Firing Squads As Grounds For Private Gun Ban

Via The Babylon Bee

KENT, OH—While speaking at Kent State University, Beto O’Rourke—who is allegedly running for president—cited Nazi firing squads as grounds for taking guns away from private citizens.

“These Nazis used guns to shoot their victims, so it’s clear that we need to ban private citizens from owning guns,” Beto said in a speech. “Only Nazi sympathizers see the need for private gun ownership.”

O’Rourke pointed out that Nazis used guns, just like citizens who have guns for self-defense or hunting. In an impassioned speech, he hammered home all the similarities between guns American citizens use and guns Nazis used. “They both fire bullets. They both have one of those trigger pully things. And they both shout ‘White Supremacy!’ when fired.”

Beto then held up a Venn diagram showing a circle of Nazis on one side and a circle of American gun owners on the other side. Both overlapped in an area marked “GUNS.” The sign appeared to be drawn in crayons by Beto himself.

“While some may think it’s evil people that cause violence, especially evil governments, these people are bigots,” he concluded. “We must disarm the populace and give guns to the government to avoid being like the fascists.”

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12 Comments
yahsure
yahsure
September 29, 2019 12:26 pm

Beto is an idiot. Every time he talks he tops the last idiotic thing he said. is he really from Texas? Embarrassing for Texas. All these Democrats remind me of the Nazis, they liked unarmed people also. They are easier to control.

MethodicalMan
MethodicalMan
September 29, 2019 12:37 pm

This would have a lot more impact if there was a link to the actual tweet OR video where he said something so completely retarded. In fact, it would be national news proving how retarded Beto really is.

But right now, I see fake photshopped tweet, which leads me to suspect the actual quotes are also fake, which would make the “BabylonBee” no better than MSNBC fake news screech.

Grog
Grog
  MethodicalMan
September 29, 2019 5:18 pm

From babylonbee.com/about

” What is The Babylon Bee?”

“The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.”

“The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News.”

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John Galt
John Galt
  MethodicalMan
September 30, 2019 8:46 am

Satire bro but is reality in real life. It could easily happen

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
September 29, 2019 12:50 pm

Beat-O is a fricking idiot.
One of the latest stories on gun blogs is his blabbering about domestic gun confiscation to Ohio college students. Those Kent State mush heads cheering Beat-O don’t seem to get the irony of state-sponsored gun control given the fact it was poorly trained National Guard troops shooting at unarmed students. One of the dead was actually a ROTC student who wasn’t even involved in protests.
So yeah, let’s get the government involved in buybacks and civil disarmament because they know how to do it so well.

Straight from his very own Twitter feed …and of course, Babylon Bee is intentionally trolling him.
There used to be a journalistic outfit in France called Charlie Hebdo involved in the same sort of crass mockery but a certain part of the demographic who didn’t like irony decided to silence them.

Mygirl...maybe
Mygirl...maybe
  e.d. ott
September 30, 2019 3:01 am

The only people dumber than Beto are the people who support him.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 29, 2019 3:29 pm

At least Beto realizes he is an undesirable.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 29, 2019 7:34 pm

Relax Beto the true NAZI is going no where but the republicans supporting red Flag laws are !
True NAZI’s in action altering the narrative while moving the goal line and convincing gun owners “ THEY” are on their side .
Now there is a NAZI just missing the Swastika arm band like police who use the “ just doing my job” excuses !
Remember Nuremberg and those sentenced to hang tried tha excuse , it did not fly !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 29, 2019 11:14 pm

Stop being stupid.

John Galt
John Galt
  Anonymous
September 30, 2019 8:49 am

Now the real beto is out and we should all remember that obama picked him and was campaigning for him.

Persnickety
Persnickety
September 29, 2019 10:14 pm

This is 100% satire, I know it is (y’all need to notice “Babylon Bee” as a “news” source)… but it’s 99.99% in the spirit of just how fucking stupid and offensive Beto is. Which is probably why several of you failed to realize this is fiction.

In Clown World, it’s damn hard to make satire that doesn’t come true within the year.

Anyway…

John Galt
John Galt
September 30, 2019 8:44 am

In the book 1984 truth is treason and the opposite if true. It is crazy how people sit there and rally and applaud the entire idea that the nazi firing squads are the only ones that should be allowed to own defensive weapons. And people in this crowd are cheering do they not see how fucking stupid they are seriously. OMG must all be grads of elite colleges.